11/08/24 07:11:54.37
アーッ！
23:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/08/25 08:35:40.40
俺っ娘チャリダーとヤりたい
24:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/08/29 01:01:26.52
ボクっ娘だろJK
25:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/08/30 23:49:45.08
>>1は童貞
26:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/08/30 23:54:46.53
女は飽きたな
27:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/08/31 03:10:49.50
男とやるのも新鮮でいいぞ
28:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/08/31 05:41:12.97 cFXgVW1V
H嫌いな嫁とはセックスレスだし、自転車に嵌まってる今は浮気など興味も湧かないわ
29:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/02 15:43:48.70
1. Mountainbikes don't get pregnant.
2. You can ride your mountainbike any time of the month.
3. Mountainbikes don't have parents.
4. Mountainbikes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. You can share your mountainbike with your friends.
6. Mountainbikes don't care how many other mountainbikes you've ridden.
30:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/02 15:45:03.00
7. When riding, you and your mountainbike can arrive at the same time.
8. Mountainbikes don't care how many other mountainbikes you have.
9. Mountainbikes don't care if you look at other mountainbikes.
10. Mountainbikes don't care if you buy mountainbike magazine.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new mountainbike" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
12. If your mountainbike goes flat you can fix it.
13. If your mountainbike is to loose you can tighten it.
31:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/02 15:46:30.55
14. If your mountainbike is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. You can have a black mountainbike and bring it home to your parents.
16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your mountainbike.
17. If you say bad things to your mountainbike, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
18. You can ride your mountainbike as long as you want and it won't get sore.
19. You can stop riding your mountainbike as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old mountainbike after you dump it.
32:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/02 15:48:23.06
21. Mountainbikes don't get headaches.
22. Mountainbikes don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
23. Your mountainbike never wants a night out with the other mountainbikes.
24. Mountainbikes don't care if you're late.
25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your mountainbike.
26. If your mountainbike doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
27. You can ride your mountainbike the first time you meet it, without taking it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
28. The only protection you have to wear when riding your mountainbike is a decent helmet.
29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your mountainbike.
33:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/02 23:51:10.00
つまりmountainbikeの所を改変してコピペすればいいんだな
じゃオレは「宮崎あおい」で
34:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/04 18:21:52.77
要は>>1が童貞って事だろｗ
35:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/06 20:28:56.85
なんだこのスレは。
決まってんだろ、女とヤル方だ。
高いロード買う金あるんだから、毎週ソープ行って
違う女抱いて毎年ロード乗り換えて、人生楽しもうぜ！
36:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/06 22:10:52.88
素人童貞乙
37:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/07 21:00:50.45
オレは金が出る減るでデリヘル通い止めたよ
38:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/09 20:31:19.09 ka9eJA2P
>>1は童貞
39:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/09 22:31:15.14
自転車に決まってんだろ、結婚12年目でセックスとなると下着だけ脱いではいどうぞ、の嫁に何の魅力も感じねぇよ。
毎週現実逃避の為に峠通いだわ。
40:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/09 22:49:42.47
自板は童貞もしくは素人童貞が多いんだよ。わかってやれ
41:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/11 00:32:10.42
>>1は童貞
42:ツール・ド・名無しさん
11/09/12 07:35:22.73
>>39
あー、わかるわ。
結婚するまでのセックスは楽しみだけど、結婚してからは義務だ…。