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The Fate of Marrying a CHINESE Wife
1. Home is occupied by Chinese
When you marry a Chinese wife, it is like you married her whole family.
All her relatives will be with you sooner or later.
My American home is soon occupied by Chinese. We have a kitchen full of chopsticks.
Now even I can use chopsticks to pick peanuts
2. No more privacy
One day when I was sitting in my bathroom, my father in-law came right in.
He washed his hands beside me while practicing English with me: HOW ARE YOU? AND YOU?
When I fell asleep on my couch, my mother in-law always threw a blanket on my leg and pat my legs,
but always her hand slipped…
3. You cannot touch anywhere
My stairs, carpet are all covered with plastic wraps.
Then I noticed that almost everything was covered: remote control, piano.
What’s worse?
Chinese furniture are really fragile.
They are for showing your status not really for sitting or laying.