05/01/25 08:40:29 Tr944U9g0
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４年くらい前に友達から↓をもらった。オリジナルだと思う。
Speeding Ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and the following exchange ensues:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. It was suspended after I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card
in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman
who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.