09/12/01 22:15:41 7UyDPx33
>>194 (以下自演）日本の皆さん、タイガーです。いつもサポートありがとう。
先日のささいな事故で太平洋の両岸で状況・背景について憶測が飛び回っているようですので、
この２チャンネルの場を借りて、掲題の質問にお答えします。以下英語で。
１）このレイチェルなんとかという女人とオーストラリアでオ○○コしたのか。
Yes and No. After the first time win in Australia, I was over the moon.
But I was feeling a little lonely as I was miles away from my family, and there was nobody to
share the win. But there she was, Rachel was sorry for me and was a great comfort for me.
I enjoyed the chat with her and one thing led to another, and the rest is the history, as they say.
２）午前2時にどこへ行くつもりだったのだ？ ダイアモンドでも買いに？
Well, No. I was trying to get away from this mad woman.
She was chasing me brandishing the club. I feared for my life.
３）エリンは君を救助するために車のリアウィンドーを壊したと...そして、
エリンは車で逃げようとする君を車の後ろから「攻撃」してたのでは？
Like I said, she was attacking from all the directions. I panicked and drove into
the fire hydrant and the neighbours tree. When she got me out of the car, I thought she was
going to whack me with the club and I passed out.
These scratces on my lips were indeed made by this mad woman before I ran out of the house.
I felt so scared thinking of the consequences. Mad cow!!!
４）君は身長１８０ｃｍ以上、筋肉もモリモリ。元モデルの華奢なエリンはどうやって、朦朧としている
君を車から引きずり降ろしたんだい？
I honestly don't know how she managed to pull me out. You should ask her.
５）最後の質問だが、レイチェルはどうだった？床上手？
Hehehe, oh well... (big grin) no comments about that. Sorry, hahaha.
６）いやゴメン、本当の最後。で、３日からのコンペは出場する気
Well, I dont think so. I should stay put for a while until at least my lovely lips heal.
Thank you guys. I love you, God bless Japan.
Bye Bye