21/02/03 01:32:04.38 A/UO4rjZ0.net
>Be Japanese in 2021
>finish a 17-hour shift at a company that engineers fax machines
>get screamed at by your 89-year-old boss for not working hard enough, get told you're being demoted
>take the train home, spend 20,000 Yen on a Gacha game you play on your 2012 Sony smartphone
>arrive home, walk past your 32-inch plasma TV from 2006, decide not to watch three hours of nondescript women reacting to benign things by shouting "EHHH?"
>open up your 13 pound silver laptop from 2010
>wait 5-6 minutes for Windows 7 to load, grab some ramune from the fridge in the meantime
>Windows 7 finishes loading, boot up Internet Explorer to check out the news
>wait 3-4 minutes for Yahoo.co.jp to load
>get eye strain from the 8-bit font rendering
>wonder what time it is; look back at the TV, see the time, date and weather taking up 25% of the screen
>get out your CD player, lay awake in bed while listening to the latest, trendiest pop and rock music that sounds indistinguishable from music from the mid-late 2000s
>get some sleep, your next 17-hour shift starts in 4 hours
>get woken up by your phone's blown-out mono speaker alarm
>"today's the day I'm gonna do it"
>jump in front of the train
>everyone screams out of frustration that they're going to be late for work
>elderly parents are watching nondescript women on TV react to benign things by shouting "EHHH?"
>get interrupted by the police, informing them via telegram
>fined 200,000,000 Yen