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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all "uraguchi" are created retards,
That they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable traits, that among these are sloth, mythomania, and the pursuit of imbecility.
That to rectify these traits, Bottom Medical Schools (BMS) are instituted for retards, deriving their just powers from what has been referred as the arbitrary donation of the parents of the rectified,
That whenever any form of the retards becomes destructive of rectificatin,
it is the right of the BMS to suspend or expel them, and to impose additional tuition laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect the profit of BMS .
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that "uraguchi" long established cannot be changed for light and transient causes;
and accordingly all experience has shown, that BMS are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms from which they can pursue profit.
But when a long train of misbehavior and misconduct , showing invariably the same Imbecility evinces a design to reveal themselves as absolute Bona Fide Moron ,
it is their right, it is their duty, to expel such "uraguchi", and to provide new guards for their future security.