12/03/20 02:03:53.88 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : For men use, if they have an evil turn, to write it in marble:
and whoso doth us a good turn we write it in dust.
-- Sir Thomas More
3:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 02:09:56.52 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! It's some people inside the wall! This is better than mopping!
4:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 02:16:02.17 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Natural laws have no pity.
5:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 02:22:05.30 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.
-- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
6:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 02:28:07.08 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : In any problem, if you find yourself doing an infinite amount of work,
the answer may be obtained by inspection.
7:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 02:34:10.60 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Slow day. Practice crawling.
8:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 02:40:13.07 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : You can't run away forever,
But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
-- Jim Steinman, "Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through"
9:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 02:46:14.98 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
10:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 02:52:18.15 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter.
11:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 02:58:22.27 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : You are fighting for survival in your own sweet and gentle way.
12:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 03:04:27.82 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : There is no such thing as fortune. Try again.
13:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 03:10:31.74 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : My idea of roughing it turning the air conditioner too low.
14:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 03:16:37.26 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : [Wisdom] is a tree of life to those laying
hold of her, making happy each one holding her fast.
-- Proverbs 3:18, NSV
15:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 03:22:40.09 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "Danger, you haven't seen the last of me!"
"No, but the first of you turns my stomach!"
-- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Danger
16:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 03:28:43.29 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Morton's Law:
If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
17:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 03:34:45.80 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Never trust an operating system.
18:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 03:40:49.87 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Algol-60 surely must be regarded as the most important programming language
yet developed.
-- T. Cheatham
19:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 03:46:53.77 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.
20:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 03:53:01.21 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The very remembrance of my former misfortune proves a new one to me.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
21:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 03:59:04.51 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : I can live without
Someone I love
But not without
Someone I need.
-- "Safety"
22:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 04:05:08.94 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Never volunteer for anything.
-- Lackland
23:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 04:11:13.49 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
24:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 04:17:17.15 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Someone is unenthusiastic about your work.
25:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 04:23:20.34 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : It don't mean a THING if you ain't got that SWING!!
26:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 04:29:23.17 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : I have a very small mind and must live with it.
-- E. Dijkstra
27:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 04:41:31.37 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life:
If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
28:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 04:47:34.39 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : I KAISER ROLL?! What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW
on the SIDE?
29:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 05:11:51.86 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
30:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 05:17:57.23 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : There are new messages.
31:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 05:24:01.43 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson
32:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 05:30:10.00 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : This fortune soaks up 47 times its own weight in excess memory.
33:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 06:12:30.04 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
34:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 06:36:43.28 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
35:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 06:42:48.04 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : You will become rich and famous unless you don't.
36:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 06:48:55.12 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Paul's Law:
You can't fall off the floor.
37:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 06:54:57.10 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
38:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 07:01:01.04 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!"
-- The Kidner Report
39:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 07:07:05.52 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do
this to my eyes again.
-- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College
40:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 07:13:09.86 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!!
41:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 07:55:37.44 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : To follow foolish precedents, and wink
With both our eyes, is easier than to think.
- William Cowper
42:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 08:01:43.74 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be
correct.
-- William of Occam
43:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 08:07:50.40 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds
sang there except those that sang best.
-- Henry Van Dyke
44:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 08:13:52.82 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "The Right Honorable Gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests
and to his imagination for his facts."
-- Sheridan
45:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 08:19:54.77 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : HAIR TONICS, please!!
46:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 08:25:58.68 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Information is the inverse of entropy.
47:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 08:32:02.97 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.
48:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 08:38:08.13 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Famous quotations:
" "
-- Charlie Chaplin
" "
-- Harpo Marx
" "
-- Marcel Marceau
49:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 08:44:10.52 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Optimization hinders evolution.
50:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 09:02:18.39 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "Your butt is mine."
-- Michael Jackson, Bad
51:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 09:08:20.43 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Never reveal your best argument.
52:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 09:14:23.34 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : You are a wish to be here wishing yourself.
-- Philip Whalen
53:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 09:20:25.55 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how
could they read their mail?
54:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 09:26:29.81 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Between infinite and short there is a big difference.
-- G.H. Gonnet
55:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 09:32:32.42 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Let no guilty man escape.
-- U.S. Grant
56:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 09:38:35.11 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Are the STEWED PRUNES still in the HAIR DRYER?
57:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 09:44:37.47 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The Moral Majority is neither.
58:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 09:50:39.76 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!!
59:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 09:56:42.04 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Fourth Law of Revision:
It is usually impractical to worry beforehand about
interferences -- if you have none, someone will make one for you.
60:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 10:02:43.93 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing
what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions.
-- David Jones
61:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 10:08:47.02 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!
62:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 10:14:49.49 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Seattle is so wet that people protect their property with watch-ducks.
63:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 10:20:52.74 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?
A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
my dissertation to rhyme.
64:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 10:26:54.94 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Morton's Law:
If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer.
65:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 10:32:57.27 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
-- Jim Horning
66:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 10:38:59.54 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks
Which practically conceal its sex.
I think it clever of the turtle
In such a fix to be so fertile.
-- Ogden Nash
67:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 10:45:02.88 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the
left."
68:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 10:51:05.41 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Why is everything made of Lycra Spandex?
69:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 10:57:07.79 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Tell me what to think!!!
70:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 11:03:10.79 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Well, I'm a classic ANAL RETENTIVE!! And I'm looking for a way to
VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to LIVE!!
71:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 11:09:14.31 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Who loves not wisely but too well
Will look on Helen's face in hell,
But he whose love is thin and wise
Will view John Knox in Paradise.
-- Dorothy Parker
72:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 11:15:17.76 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Sank heaven for leetle curls.
73:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 11:21:20.50 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years
of careful development."
(By dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca)
74:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 11:27:22.70 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "Life is too important to take seriously."
-- Corky Siegel
75:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 11:33:25.01 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : I'd rather just believe that it's done by little elves running around.
76:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 11:39:27.27 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Necessity has no law.
-- St. Augustine
77:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 11:45:29.29 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."
78:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 11:51:31.38 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Forecast, n.:
A prediction of the future, based on the past, for
which the forecaster demands payment in the present.
79:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 11:57:33.73 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of
interest is easy.
80:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 12:03:35.98 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.
-- E.F. Benson
81:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 12:09:38.32 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.
82:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 12:15:40.79 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
83:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 12:21:43.26 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in
my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
-- Emo Phillips
84:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 12:27:45.41 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Without love intelligence is dangerous;
without intelligence love is not enough.
-- Ashley Montagu
85:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 12:33:48.51 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch a satellite.
Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!
86:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 12:39:50.28 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four.
-- S. Johnson
87:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 12:45:52.24 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Prunes give you a run for your money.
88:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 12:51:54.73 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a
perfectly good kitten."
-- Doug Larson
89:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 12:57:56.78 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Is this going to involve RAW human ecstasy?
90:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 13:03:59.22 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
91:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 13:10:01.65 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : You cannot use your friends and have them too.
92:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 13:16:03.88 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg
93:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 13:22:06.67 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : We Klingons believe as you do -- the sick should die. Only the strong
should live.
-- Kras, "Friday's Child", stardate 3497.2
94:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 13:28:09.29 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing happens.
95:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 13:34:11.44 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Is this going to involve RAW human ecstasy?
96:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 13:40:14.80 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : There's only one everything.
97:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 13:46:17.47 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Udall's Fourth Law:
Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you
don't like.
98:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 13:52:20.09 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Stellar rays prove fibbing never pays. Embezzlement is another matter.
99:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 13:58:22.62 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you
wish you weren't.
100:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 14:04:24.98 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Ignore previous fortune.
101:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 14:10:27.47 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of purge."
102:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 14:16:30.02 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : A musical reviewer admitted he always praised the first show of a
new theatrical season. "Who am I to stone the first cast?"
103:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 14:22:32.67 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : I've been on this lonely road so long,
Does anybody know where it goes,
I remember last time the signs pointed home,
A month ago.
-- Carpenters, "Road Ode"
104:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 14:28:34.99 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Quigley's Law:
Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will
atttempt to use it.
105:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 14:34:36.98 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Life is like an egg stain on your chin -- you can lick it, but it still
won't go away.
106:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 14:40:39.53 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Logic doesn't apply to the real world.
-- Marvin Minsky
107:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 14:46:41.57 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : inbox, n.:
A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but
are afraid to throw away.
108:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 14:52:44.13 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Thou hast seen nothing yet.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
109:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 14:58:46.65 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Lack of planning on your part doesn't consitute an emergency
on my part."
110:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 15:04:48.85 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
111:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 15:10:51.07 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
112:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 15:16:53.40 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : MIPS:
Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed
113:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 15:22:55.48 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Humor in the Court:
Q. And who is this person you are speaking of?
A. My ex-widow said it.
114:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 15:28:57.66 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : My mother was a test tube; my father was a knife.
-- Friday
115:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 15:35:00.82 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
116:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 15:41:03.05 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "MacDonald has the gift on compressing the largest amount of words into
the smallest amount of thoughts."
-- Winston Churchill
117:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 15:47:05.24 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit.
[Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]
-- Ovid
118:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 15:53:10.80 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Chemistry is applied theology.
-- Augustus Stanley Owsley III
119:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 15:59:13.55 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
120:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 16:05:15.67 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
121:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 16:11:18.21 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a law degree.
122:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 16:17:20.35 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : There is brutality and there is honesty. There is no such thing as brutal
honesty.
123:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 16:23:22.69 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Hofstadter's Law:
It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take
Hofstadter's Law into account.
124:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 16:29:24.98 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
125:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 16:35:27.05 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Your password is pitifully obvious.
126:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 16:41:32.25 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.
127:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 16:47:57.14 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Diplomacy is the art of letting the other party have things your way.
-- Daniele Vare
128:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 16:54:00.28 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Love IS what it's cracked up to be.
129:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 17:00:03.20 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
130:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 17:06:07.13 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
131:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 17:12:09.45 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Are you having fun yet?
132:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 17:18:13.38 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : You may be recognized soon. Hide.
133:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 17:24:17.97 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Death is a spirit leaving a body, sort of like a shell leaving the nut behind.
-- Erma Bombeck
134:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 17:30:21.80 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
-- Seneca
135:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 17:36:25.83 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with
the current."
-- Thomas Jefferson
136:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 17:42:30.68 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Most public domain software is free, at least at first glance.
137:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 17:48:34.32 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like
solitary confinement.
138:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 17:54:37.33 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : One can search the brain with a microscope and not find the
mind, and can search the stars with a telescope and not find God.
-- J. Gustav White
139:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 18:00:39.71 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "Paul Lynde to block..."
-- a contestant on "Hollywood Squares"
140:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 18:06:41.98 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
141:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 18:12:44.71 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Lord, what fools these mortals be!
-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
142:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 18:18:47.62 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Don't feed the bats tonight.
143:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 18:24:50.27 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Beauty is one of the rare things which does not lead to doubt of God.
-- Jean Anouilh
144:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 18:30:52.39 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
145:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 18:36:54.89 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.
146:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 18:42:58.21 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace."
-- Holly Near
147:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 18:49:01.73 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "The fundamental principle of science, the definition almost, is this: the
sole test of the validity of any idea is experiment."
-- Richard P. Feynman
148:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 18:55:06.04 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Long computations which yield zero are probably all for naught.
149:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 19:01:09.96 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
NO (or Linux) is the answer.
(Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown)
150:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 19:07:13.09 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Humorists always sit at the children's table.
-- Woody Allen
151:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 19:13:15.41 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Remember the good old days, when CPU was singular?
152:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 19:19:17.81 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Statistics means never having to say you're certain.
153:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 19:25:20.70 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Absence makes the heart grow frantic.
154:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 19:31:24.03 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
155:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 19:37:26.09 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : QED.
156:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 19:43:28.78 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
-- Wavy Gravy
157:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 19:49:30.93 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : All constants are variables.
158:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 19:55:34.25 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : interest, n.:
What borrowers pay, lenders receive, stockholders own, and
burned out employees must feign.
159:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 20:01:36.47 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : There is a 20% chance of tomorrow.
160:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 20:07:38.65 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Famous quotations:
" "
-- Charlie Chaplin
" "
-- Harpo Marx
" "
-- Marcel Marceau
161:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 20:13:41.25 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.
162:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 20:19:44.04 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The unfacts, did we have them, are too imprecisely few to warrant our certitude.
163:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 20:25:46.66 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Patience is a minor form of despair, disguised as virtue.
-- Ambrose Bierce, on qualifiers
164:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 20:31:48.98 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5."
165:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 20:37:51.92 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : There is nothing stranger in a strange land than the stranger who comes
to visit.
166:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 20:43:54.46 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look
like a nail.
167:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 20:49:56.42 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!
168:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 20:55:59.25 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
169:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 21:02:01.81 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
170:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 21:08:04.25 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Ever get the feeling that the world's on tape and one of the reels is missing?
-- Rich Little
171:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 21:14:06.40 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Documentation is the castor oil of programming.
Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
172:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 21:20:08.78 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
-- Evan Davis
173:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 21:26:11.30 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "I DO want your money, because god wants your money!"
-- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_
174:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 21:32:13.90 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the
other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out."
175:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 21:38:16.85 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : A language that doesn't have everything is actually easier to program
in than some that do.
-- Dennis M. Ritchie
176:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 21:44:19.41 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Q: Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation
function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?
A: That's the Law of Spline Demand.
177:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 21:50:22.91 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
178:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 21:56:25.52 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.
179:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 22:02:27.79 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Who's scruffy-looking?
-- Han Solo
180:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 22:08:30.57 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Remember, drive defensively! And of course, the best defense is a good offense!
181:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 22:14:32.73 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : There's no saint like a reformed sinner.
182:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 22:20:35.58 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
-- Dykstra
183:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 22:26:38.11 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
184:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 22:32:40.45 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN ...
185:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 22:38:42.71 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous".
186:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 22:44:47.48 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Don't I know you?
187:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 22:50:50.03 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : You cannot see the wood for the trees.
-- John Heywood
188:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 22:56:52.49 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Moneyliness is next to Godliness.
-- Andries van Dam
189:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 23:02:54.60 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.
190:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 23:08:56.47 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The shortest distance between any two puns is a straight line.
191:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 23:14:58.55 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.
192:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 23:21:00.58 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : A clash of doctrine is not a disaster -- it is an opportunity.
193:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 23:27:02.95 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth
have both failed.
-- Kim Hubbard
194:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 23:33:05.22 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
195:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 23:39:09.74 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
196:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 23:45:13.11 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
197:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 23:51:16.84 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : "There is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
-- Mark Twain
198:バイさるマスター
12/03/20 23:57:18.97 I6PdCSlq
ボットのつぶやき : The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
-- Kin Hubbard
199:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 00:03:21.90 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : This system will self-destruct in five minutes.
200:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 00:09:24.17 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : While you don't greatly need the outside world, it's still very
reassuring to know that it's still there.
201:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 00:15:26.71 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits.
202:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 00:21:29.43 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Zippy's brain cells are straining to bridge synapses ...
203:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 00:27:32.15 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Bureaucrat, n.:
A person who cuts red tape sideways.
-- J. McCabe
204:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 00:33:34.31 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Think big. Pollute the Mississippi.
205:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 00:39:39.28 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : 'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
-- George Bernard Shaw
206:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 00:45:41.98 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
207:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 00:51:46.83 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the
town gossip.
208:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 00:57:49.31 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it.
-- Stanley Kubrick
209:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 01:03:53.44 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
210:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 01:09:56.14 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : An apple a day makes 365 apples a year.
211:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 01:16:00.27 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : This MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully pressed up
against someone's MARTINI!!
212:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 01:22:05.70 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : I'll turn over a new leaf.
-- Miguel de Cervantes
213:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 01:28:08.79 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
214:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 01:34:12.86 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : She's genuinely bogus.
215:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 01:40:18.70 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.
216:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 01:46:25.73 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Anyone who imagines that all fruits ripen at the same time
as the strawberries, knows nothing about grapes.
-- Philippus Paracelsus
217:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 01:52:29.28 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
218:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 01:58:32.91 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Everything you know is wrong!
219:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 02:04:37.89 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What do monsters eat?
A: Things.
Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
220:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 02:10:44.19 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
-- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5
221:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 02:16:49.25 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : People who make no mistakes do not usually make anything.
222:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 02:22:52.06 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : There *__is* no such thing as a civil engineer.
223:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 02:28:57.65 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.
224:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 02:35:01.58 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
-- Whitney Balliett
225:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 02:41:04.91 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : This life is yours. Some of it was given to you; the rest, you made yourself.
226:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 02:47:09.58 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : If you sit down at a poker game and don't see a sucker, get up. You're
the sucker.
227:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 02:53:11.89 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Never look up when dragons fly overhead.
228:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 02:59:17.49 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY --
229:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 03:05:26.46 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : prairies, n.:
Vast plains covered by treeless forests.
230:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 03:11:29.61 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Not everything worth doing is worth doing well.
231:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 03:17:33.64 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
232:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 03:23:44.00 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there
are three other people.
-- Orson Welles
233:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 03:29:50.81 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : If the future isn't what it used to be, does that mean that the past
is subject to change in times to come?
234:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 03:35:55.32 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Try not.
Do.
Or do not.
There is no try.
235:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 03:42:08.56 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator,
"This is a parson to parson call."
236:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 03:48:13.44 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : I have learned
To spell hors d'oeuvres
Which still grates on
Some people's n'oeuvres.
-- Warren Knox
237:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 03:54:17.52 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
238:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 04:00:21.12 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun.
Money's just the way we keep score.
-- Henry Tyroon
239:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 04:06:24.42 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind.
-- Neil Armstrong
240:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 04:12:30.69 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
241:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 04:18:34.07 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Solipsists of the World... you are already united.
-- Kayvan Sylvan
242:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 04:24:36.14 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings -- including this one.
243:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 04:30:38.96 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH?
244:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 04:36:41.04 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.
245:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 04:42:47.12 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : User hostile.
246:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 04:48:52.46 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : In the beginning there was nothing. And the Lord said "Let There Be Light!"
And still there was nothing, but at least now you could see it.
247:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 04:54:54.46 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Murray's Rule:
Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
248:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 05:00:57.09 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : "I'm really enjoying not talking to you ... Let's not talk again ____REAL
soon ..."
249:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 05:07:01.45 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?
250:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 05:13:08.89 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Some people carve careers, others chisel them.
251:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 05:19:11.11 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : "The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography"
252:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 05:25:14.27 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : He's dead, Jim.
253:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 05:31:25.66 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Your lucky color has faded.
254:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 05:43:44.66 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : You will be divorced within a year.
255:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 05:56:08.15 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Generic Fortune.
256:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 06:14:19.34 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Everybody is going somewhere!! It's probably a garage sale or a
disaster Movie!!
257:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 06:20:22.65 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.
258:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 06:26:28.94 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Truthful, adj.:
Dumb and illiterate.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
259:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 06:32:37.13 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves
up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
-- Winston Churchill
260:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 06:38:41.21 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck
261:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 06:44:43.88 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : "One Architecture, One OS" also translates as "One Egg, One Basket".
262:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 06:56:56.89 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Is it clean in other dimensions?
263:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 07:03:03.06 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Acting is an art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing.
264:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 07:09:05.78 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth.
-- Neil Armstrong
265:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 07:15:09.01 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : So... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work?
266:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 07:21:12.76 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Toes, knees, NIPPLES. Toes, knees, nipples, KNUCKLES ...
Nipples, dimples, knuckles, NICKLES, wrinkles, pimples!!
267:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 07:27:16.91 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little
more time for dreaming.
-- J. P. McEvoy
268:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 07:33:21.46 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal.
-- John Dillinger
269:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 07:39:24.89 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : grasshopotomaus:
A creature that can leap to tremendous heights... once.
270:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 07:45:27.53 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Torque is cheap.
271:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 07:51:33.71 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : "Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with
the ideal never goes unpunished."
-- Goethe
272:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 07:57:36.58 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : I may not be able to walk, but I drive from a sitting position.
273:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 08:03:38.79 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
-- Mark Twain
274:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 08:09:41.52 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Home on the Range was originally written in beef-flat.
275:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 08:15:43.50 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Lack of skill dictates economy of style.
- Joey Ramone
276:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 08:21:45.55 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
hands in his own pockets."
277:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 08:27:48.16 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Don't Worry, Be Happy.
-- Meher Baba
278:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 08:33:50.32 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Veni, vidi, vici.
[I came, I saw, I conquered].
-- Gaius Julius Caesar
279:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 08:39:52.85 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Most people need some of their problems to help take their mind off
some of the others.
280:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 08:45:54.82 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Never tell a lie unless it is absolutely convenient.
281:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 08:51:56.87 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : No matter who you are, some scholar can show you the great idea you had
was had by someone before you.
282:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 08:57:59.06 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
283:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 09:04:11.26 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underware."
-- Norm, from _Cheers_
284:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 09:10:13.25 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
285:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 09:16:16.15 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Ray's Rule of Precision:
Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
286:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 09:22:18.40 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Time goes, you say?
Ah no!
Time stays, *we* go.
-- Austin Dobson
287:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 09:28:20.36 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : In God we trust; all else we walk through.
288:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 09:34:22.67 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : I'm ZIPPY the PINHEAD and I'm totally committed to the festive mode.
289:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 09:40:24.67 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : brain, v: [as in "to brain"]
To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source
of error in an opponent.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
290:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 09:46:26.58 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
-- Tom Lehrer
291:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 09:52:31.26 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
292:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 09:58:35.54 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Quack!
Quack!! Quack!!
293:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 10:04:37.68 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
294:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 10:10:39.91 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : It has been said that Public Relations is the art of winning friends
and getting people under the influence.
-- Jeremy Tunstall
295:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 10:16:42.28 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night
to write.
-- Saul Bellow
296:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 10:22:45.50 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
-- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.
297:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 10:28:48.07 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : This is now. Later is later.
298:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 10:34:50.21 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Adult, n.:
One old enough to know better.
299:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 10:40:52.54 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : job interview, n.:
The excruciating process during which personnel officers
separate the wheat from the chaff -- then hire the chaff.
300:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 10:46:54.87 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake
without ketchup and mustard.
301:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 10:52:57.14 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Power is poison.
302:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 10:58:59.47 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : If a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tape
at about 30 miles/second.
-- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming
303:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 11:05:02.27 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Most general statements are false, including this one.
-- Alexander Dumas
304:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 11:11:04.78 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to
make a decision.
305:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 11:17:08.10 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
306:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 11:23:10.48 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Mitchell's Law of Committees:
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are
held to discuss it.
307:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 11:29:12.85 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Character is what you are in the dark!
-- Lord John Whorfin
308:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 11:35:15.15 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well
as destroy the object on which it is poured.
309:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 11:41:17.78 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Given its constituency, the only thing I expect to be "open" about [the
Open Software Foundation] is its mouth.
-- John Gilmore
310:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 11:47:19.85 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Armstrong's Collection Law:
If the check is truly in the mail,
it is surely made out to someone else.
311:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 11:53:22.78 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : "I prefer the blunted cudgels of the followers of the Serpent God."
-- Sean Doran the Younger
312:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 11:59:25.48 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : I just got out of the hospital after a speed reading accident.
I hit a bookmark.
-- Steven Wright
313:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 12:05:27.75 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardware
until three software guys have signed off for it.
-- Andy Tanenbaum
314:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 12:11:30.11 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : My cup hath runneth'd over with love.
315:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 12:17:33.01 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Creditor, n.:
A man who has a better memory than a debtor.
316:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 12:23:35.43 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Ring around the collar.
317:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 12:29:37.94 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Learning at some schools is like drinking from a firehose.
318:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 12:35:42.28 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
319:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 12:41:44.63 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Hackers are just a migratory lifeform with a tropism for computers.
320:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 12:47:47.43 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : How come we never talk anymore?
321:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 12:53:49.91 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn
322:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 12:59:52.17 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Memories of you remind me of you.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
323:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 13:05:54.37 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
324:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 13:11:56.77 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : My mind is a potato field ...
325:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 13:17:59.11 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.
-- Calvin Coolidge
326:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 13:24:01.51 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Time as he grows old teaches all things.
-- Aeschylus
327:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 13:30:04.43 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered
french toast in the renaissance.
- Steven Wright, comedian
328:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 13:36:06.45 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Programmers do it bit by bit.
329:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 13:42:08.70 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control ...
330:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 13:48:11.26 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : The sky is blue so we know where to stop mowing.
-- Judge Harold T. Stone
331:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 13:54:13.84 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than
rhubarb does.
-- Groucho Marx
332:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 14:00:16.08 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Most people have two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason, and
the real reason.
333:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 14:06:18.39 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Graduate life: It's not just a job. It's an indenture.
334:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 14:12:20.55 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more so.
335:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 14:18:23.12 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Cheit's Lament:
If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you--
the next time he's in need.
336:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 14:24:25.14 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
337:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 14:30:27.35 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : I watch television because you don't know what it will do if you leave it
in the room alone.
338:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 14:36:29.64 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Memories of you remind me of you.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
339:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 14:42:31.96 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Time as he grows old teaches all things.
-- Aeschylus
340:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 14:48:35.82 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!
341:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 14:54:37.97 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
342:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 15:00:40.85 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be
done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
-- E. Hubbard
343:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 15:06:43.09 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.
344:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 15:12:45.48 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Remember the... the... uhh.....
345:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 15:18:47.50 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
-- Russell Baker
346:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 15:24:49.93 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair -- It gives you something to do,
but it doesn't get you anywhere.
347:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 15:30:52.02 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Steckel's Rule to Success:
Good enough is never good enough.
348:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 15:36:54.11 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Loni Anderson's hair should be LEGALIZED!!
349:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 15:42:56.33 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Lighten up, while you still can,
Don't even try to understand,
Just find a place to make your stand,
And take it easy.
-- The Eagles, "Take It Easy"
350:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 15:48:58.81 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?
351:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 15:55:01.38 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
352:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 16:01:03.81 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Always look over your shoulder because everyone is watching and plotting
against you.
353:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 16:07:06.26 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
354:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 16:13:08.20 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : "If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!"
-- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)
355:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 16:19:10.60 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.
356:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 16:25:13.29 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything
before he destroys it.
357:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 16:31:15.50 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagara is esteemed, by all
who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature.
-- Benjamin Franklin.
358:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 16:37:17.91 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: A corpse.
359:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 16:43:22.83 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Use the Force, Luke.
360:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 16:49:25.02 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.
-- Tom Wicker
361:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 17:01:29.43 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : The meek shall inherit the earth; but by that time there won't be
anything left worth inheriting.
362:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 17:07:31.67 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
I've heard about civil Engineers, but I've never met one.
363:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 17:13:34.39 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : It's not so hard to lift yourself by your bootstraps once you're off the ground.
-- Daniel B. Luten
364:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 17:19:36.91 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is
to enjoy it.
365:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 17:25:39.03 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Look at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons to
forget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?
366:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 17:31:42.25 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Backward conditioning:
Putting saliva in a dog's mouth in an attempt to make a bell ring.
367:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 17:37:45.21 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay
I muck with indices and structs all day
And when it works, I shout hoo-ray
Oh, I am a C programmer and I'm okay
368:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 17:43:47.55 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : party, n.:
A gathering where you meet people who drink
so much you can't even remember their names.
369:名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。
12/03/21 17:49:06.68 EeC7jnh/
【ネット】韓国人「日本人の皆さん、地震で死んで下さい」と言う動画がネットにアップされ日本人激怒！一方で台湾は日本を激励
ｽﾚﾘﾝｸ(wildplus板)
370:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 17:49:50.03 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : By perseverance the snail reached the Ark.
-- Charles Spurgeon
371:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 17:55:52.60 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : "Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons
for it afterwards."
-- Soren F. Petersen
372:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 18:01:56.22 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : He who laughs, lasts.
373:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 18:07:58.33 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH!
374:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 18:14:00.33 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Alcoholics Anonymous is when you get to drink under someone else's name.
375:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 18:20:02.42 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : He jests at scars who never felt a wound.
-- Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet, II. 2"
376:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 18:26:04.34 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : A person who has nothing looks at all there is and wants something.
A person who has something looks at all there is and wants all the rest.
377:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 18:32:06.54 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : To find a friend one must close one eye; to keep him -- two.
-- Norman Douglas
378:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 18:38:08.63 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
379:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 18:44:10.95 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
380:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 18:50:13.19 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal
381:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 18:56:15.46 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Benson's Dogma:
ASCII is our god, and Unix is his profit.
382:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 19:02:17.95 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : "For the man who has everything... Penicillin."
-- F. Borquin
383:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 19:08:20.00 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : The hardest thing is to disguise your feelings when you put a lot of
relatives on the train for home.
384:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 19:14:22.57 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish,
and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
-- Calvin Keegan
385:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 19:20:24.76 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : An algorithm must be seen to be believed.
-- D.E. Knuth
386:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 19:26:26.98 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
-- Gilb
387:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 19:32:29.12 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Dirksen's Three Laws of Politics:
(1) Get elected.
(2) Get re-elected.
(3) Don't get mad, get even.
-- Sen. Everett Dirksen
388:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 19:38:31.36 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : It seems intuitively obvious to me, which means that it might be wrong.
-- Chris Torek
389:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 19:44:33.80 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear
lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
-- Samuel Butler
390:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 19:50:35.85 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : "History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions."
-- Ted Koppel
391:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 19:56:38.18 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you are doing.
392:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 20:02:40.42 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.
393:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 20:08:43.36 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
394:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 20:14:46.19 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : It's not enough to be Hungarian; you must have talent too.
-- Alexander Korda
395:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 20:20:48.65 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : "I have just one word for you, my boy...plastics."
- from "The Graduate"
396:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 20:26:51.18 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : She asked me, "What's your sign?"
I blinked and answered "Neon,"
I thought I'd blow her mind...
397:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 20:32:54.65 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : To see you is to sympathize.
398:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 20:38:56.90 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : There comes a time to stop being angry.
-- A Small Circle of Friends
399:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 20:44:59.08 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : What's done to children, they will do to society.
400:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 20:51:01.30 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will never
believe you anyway.
-- Elbert Hubbard
401:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 20:57:03.88 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : We are all dying -- and we're gonna be dead for a long time.
402:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 21:03:06.51 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : You're not Dave. Who are you?
403:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 21:09:08.78 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a
simple system that works.
404:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 21:15:11.77 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can
understand it.
-- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.
405:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 21:21:15.02 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's.
406:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 21:27:17.08 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
407:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 21:33:19.21 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
408:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 21:39:22.23 tQGDFvXX
ボットのつぶやき : The distinction between Freedom and Liberty is not accurately known;
naturalists have been unable to find a living specimen of either.
-- Ambrose Bierce
409:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 21:52:11.47 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : So you're back... about time...
410:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 21:58:14.52 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : The human race never solves any of its problems. It merely outlives them.
-- David Gerrold
411:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 22:04:17.70 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : intoxicated, adj.:
When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.
412:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 22:10:20.19 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : Old age is always fifteen years old than I am.
-- B. Baruch
413:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 22:16:23.22 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will
be sold.
414:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 22:22:25.72 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : It is not enough to have great qualities, we should also have the
management of them.
-- La Rochefoucauld
415:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 22:28:28.25 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : It's always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
416:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 22:34:31.44 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
417:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 22:40:33.85 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : The moss on the tree does not fear the talons of the hawk.
418:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 22:46:36.66 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
419:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 22:52:38.89 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while
you're being miserable.
-- C.B. Luce
420:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 22:58:41.80 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
421:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 23:04:43.82 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.
422:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 23:10:46.38 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : Don't get mad, get even.
-- Joseph P. Kennedy
Don't get even, get jewelry.
-- Anonymous
423:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 23:16:49.25 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty."
424:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 23:22:52.26 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : This is the theory that Jack built.
This is the flaw that lay in the theory that Jack built.
This is the palpable verbal haze that hid the flaw that lay in...
425:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 23:28:55.38 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!
-- Paul McCracken
426:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 23:34:58.14 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.
-- De Caussade
427:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 23:41:00.24 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : I'm mentally OVERDRAWN! What's that SIGNPOST up ahead? Where's ROD
STERLING when you really need him?
428:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 23:47:02.91 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright
429:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 23:53:04.76 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : No character, however upright, is a match for constantly reiterated attacks,
however false.
-- Alexander Hamilton
430:バイさるマスター
12/03/21 23:59:07.59 aJQmRLIT
ボットのつぶやき : Thank God a million billion times you live in Texas.
431:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 00:05:10.65 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the
other is to read Pope.
-- Oscar Wilde
432:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 00:11:13.72 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Sodd's Second Law:
Sooner or later, the worst possible set of circumstances is
bound to occur.
433:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 00:17:16.36 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Lee's Law:
Mother said there would be days like this,
but she never said that there'd be so many!
434:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 00:23:19.56 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The life which is unexamined is not worth living.
-- Plato
435:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 00:29:23.06 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Okay ... I'm going home to write the "I HATE RUBIK's CUBE HANDBOOK FOR
DEAD CAT LOVERS" ...
436:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 00:35:26.24 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Experiments must be reproducible; they should all fail in the same way.
437:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 00:41:29.84 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : "Were there no women, men might live like gods."
-- Thomas Dekker
438:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 00:47:33.16 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : A possum must be himself, and being himself he is honest.
-- Walt Kelly
439:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 00:53:36.72 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any
use to oneself.
-- Oscar Wilde
440:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 00:59:39.23 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : innovate, v.:
To annoy people.
441:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 01:05:43.17 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : All things being equal, you are bound to lose.
442:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 01:11:46.66 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Put your best foot forward. Or just call in and say you're sick.
443:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 01:17:52.49 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Murphy was an optimist.
444:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 01:23:54.58 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The man who runs may fight again.
-- Menander
445:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 01:29:56.74 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The 'A' is for content, the 'minus' is for not typing it. Don't ever do
this to my eyes again.
-- Professor Ronald Brady, Philosophy, Ramapo State College
446:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 01:36:02.73 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Most people deserve each other.
-- Shirley
447:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 01:42:07.85 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : "He don't know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny
448:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 01:48:10.79 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.
449:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 01:54:12.68 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Identify your visitor.
450:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 02:00:15.72 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem
more afraid of life than death.
-- James F. Byrnes
451:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 02:06:18.99 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : "Were there no women, men might live like gods."
-- Thomas Dekker
452:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 02:12:23.29 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : An Italian is COMBING his hair in suburban DES MOINES!
453:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 02:18:26.28 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Scintillation is not always identification for an auric substance.
454:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 02:24:29.99 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Paul Revere was a tattle-tale.
455:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 02:30:32.42 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope."
456:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 02:36:37.00 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen
457:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 02:42:46.51 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : In fiction the recourse of the powerless is murder; in life the recourse
of the powerless is petty theft.
458:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 02:48:53.40 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
-- J.K. Galbraith
459:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 02:55:00.18 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Occam's eraser:
The philosophical principle that even the simplest
solution is bound to have something wrong with it.
460:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 03:01:02.12 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
461:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 03:07:04.51 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
Some do, some don't.
462:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 03:13:13.36 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion --
but doesn't.
-- Tom Crichton
463:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 03:19:17.10 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned."
464:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 03:25:19.37 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
a delicious dessert.
465:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 03:31:23.38 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
466:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 03:37:30.75 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The longer the title, the less important the job.
467:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 03:43:35.22 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Paul's Law:
You can't fall off the floor.
468:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 03:49:40.22 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
469:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 03:55:46.99 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : You shouldn't wallow in self-pity. But it's OK to put your feet in it
and swish them around a little.
-- Guindon
470:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 04:01:53.65 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Let me do my TRIBUTE to FISHNET STOCKINGS ...
471:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 04:08:05.41 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Cynic, n.:
Experienced.
472:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 04:14:11.20 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand.
473:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 04:20:22.57 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
-- Dr. Who
474:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 04:26:29.20 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Be braver -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
475:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 04:32:33.40 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN? It tastes REAL GOOD!!
476:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 04:38:37.48 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would
turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
-- Robert Orben
477:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 04:44:46.02 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Every why hath a wherefore.
-- William Shakespeare, "A Comedy of Errors"
478:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 04:50:52.95 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Captain Penny's Law:
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and
some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
479:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 04:57:00.61 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Under deadline pressure for the next week. If you want something, it can wait.
Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic...
480:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 05:03:05.07 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : In the dimestores and bus stations
People talk of situations
Read books repeat quotations
Draw conclusions on the wall.
-- Bob Dylan
481:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 05:09:11.27 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The decision doesn't have to be logical; it was unanimous.
482:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 05:15:19.93 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."
483:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 05:21:32.99 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!!
484:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 05:27:43.00 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
-- Tom Robbins
485:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 05:33:49.21 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Go out and tell a lie that will make the whole family proud of you.
-- Cadmus, to Pentheus, in "The Bacchae" by Euripides
486:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 05:39:57.53 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
487:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 06:04:23.71 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some
ordinance under which you can be booked.
-- Robert D. Sprecht, Rand Corp.
488:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 06:10:28.97 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you.
-- Albert Einstein
489:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 06:16:33.75 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Please, won't somebody tell me what diddie-wa-diddie means?
490:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 06:22:37.47 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : A couch is as good as a chair.
491:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 06:28:45.48 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
492:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 06:34:49.28 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Cheese -- milk's leap toward immortality.
-- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play"
493:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 06:40:53.05 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such
a vivid imagination.
494:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 06:47:01.11 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Revenge is a meal best served cold.
495:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 06:53:05.07 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.
-- Wittgenstein
496:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 06:59:07.20 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.
-- Julius Caesar
497:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 07:05:11.85 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : What is the sound of one hand clapping?
498:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 07:11:19.83 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : belief, n:
Something you do not believe.
499:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 07:17:25.28 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.
500:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 07:23:29.96 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday
they might force their beliefs on us.
-- Mario Cuomo
501:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 07:29:32.66 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : You'd better smile when they watch you, smile like you're in control.
-- Smile, "Was (Not Was)"
502:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 07:35:42.83 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : "Imitation is the sincerest form of television."
-- The New Mighty Mouse
503:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 07:41:47.87 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?
504:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 07:47:50.59 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : "Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex."
(Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.)
-- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)
505:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 07:53:56.38 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : A sine curve goes off to infinity, or at least the end of the blackboard.
-- Prof. Steiner
506:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 07:59:58.70 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Twenty two thousand days.
Twenty two thousand days.
It's not a lot.
It's all you've got.
Twenty two thousand days.
-- Moody Blues, "Twenty Two Thousand Days"
507:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 08:06:04.60 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Newman's Discovery:
Your best dreams may not come true; fortunately, neither will
your worst dreams.
508:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 08:12:06.85 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Bower's Law:
Talent goes where the action is.
509:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 08:18:09.46 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey
510:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 08:24:12.28 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
511:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 08:30:14.76 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Eating chocolate is like being in love without the aggravation.
512:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 08:36:18.22 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : "You must have an IQ of at least half a million." -- Popeye
513:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 08:42:21.09 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there
is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
514:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 08:48:23.95 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Whoever dies with the most toys wins.
515:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 08:54:26.71 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
I love your outfit, does it come in your size?
516:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 09:00:30.26 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : And I heard Jeff exclaim,
As they strolled out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all --
You take credit cards, right?"
-- "Outsiders" comic
517:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 09:06:33.01 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program
doesn't deliver it.
518:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 09:12:35.34 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.
519:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 09:18:37.49 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder
aloud what the country could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper
520:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 09:24:40.25 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : I'm not even going to *______bother* comparing C to BASIC or FORTRAN.
-- L. Zolman, creator of BDS C
521:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 09:30:42.35 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Ships are safe in harbor, but they were never meant to stay there.
522:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 09:36:44.64 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : No character, however upright, is a match for constantly reiterated attacks,
however false.
-- Alexander Hamilton
523:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 09:42:46.58 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Don't I know you?
524:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 09:48:48.86 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
525:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 09:54:50.98 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Too much is just enough.
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey
526:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 10:00:53.16 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Humor in the Court:
Q. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. O.K.? What school do
you go to?
A. Oral.
Q. How old are you?
A. Oral.
527:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 10:06:55.65 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The best things in life go on sale sooner or later.
528:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 10:12:57.67 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!!
529:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 10:18:59.44 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Just because I turn down a contract on a guy doesn't mean he isn't going
to get hit.
-- Joey
530:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 10:25:01.51 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
531:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 10:31:04.09 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Programming is an unnatural act.
532:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 10:37:06.48 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Play Rogue, visit exotic locations, meet strange creatures and kill them.
533:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 10:43:08.61 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.
534:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 10:49:10.96 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : ... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
535:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 10:55:13.62 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government
working for you.
-- Will Rogers
536:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 11:01:15.76 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : It's always darkest just before the lights go out.
-- Alex Clark
537:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 11:07:17.67 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : You can't take it with you -- especially when crossing a state line.
538:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 11:13:19.83 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny.
539:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 11:19:21.94 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : No, I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.
No problem!
540:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 11:25:24.41 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Man belongs wherever he wants to go.
-- Wernher von Braun
541:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 11:31:26.39 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin
Franklin said it first.
542:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 11:37:28.93 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : I can't drive 55.
I'm looking forward to not being able to drive 65, either.
543:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 11:43:31.16 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Fortune and love befriend the bold.
-- Ovid
544:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 11:49:33.48 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Flying saucers on occasion
Show themselves to human eyes.
Aliens fume, put off invasion
While they brand these tales as lies.
545:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 11:55:35.68 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Your lover will never wish to leave you.
546:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 12:01:37.60 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Even God lends a hand to honest boldness.
-- Menander
547:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 12:07:40.04 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
-- Karl, as he stepped behind the computer to reboot it, during a FAT
548:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 12:13:42.23 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
- Frank Zappa
549:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 12:19:44.22 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is
lightly greased.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profit"
550:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 12:25:46.52 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : This login session: $13.76, but for you $11.88.
551:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 12:31:48.48 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : All is fear in love and war.
552:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 12:37:50.70 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : I have that old biological urge,
I have that old irresistible surge,
I'm hungry.
553:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 12:43:52.75 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols;
they may buy shotguns freely, however.
554:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 12:49:54.86 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the
BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!!
555:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 12:55:56.91 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act -- hesitate.
556:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 13:01:59.08 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Most people in this society who aren't actively mad are, at best,
reformed or potential lunatics.
-- Susan Sontag
557:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 13:08:01.17 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Spring is here, spring is here,
Life is skittles and life is beer.
558:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 13:14:03.21 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : I only know what I read in the papers.
-- Will Rogers
559:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 13:20:05.73 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : "I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and
my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes."
-- George Carlin
560:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 13:26:07.77 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Paprika Measure:
2 dashes == 1smidgen
2 smidgens == 1 pinch
3 pinches == 1 soupcon
2 soupcons == 2 much paprika
561:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 13:32:09.85 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : "I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path."
-- Ronald Mabbitt
562:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 13:38:11.87 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
-- Jim Samuels
563:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 13:44:14.15 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
564:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 13:50:16.57 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
-- Leonard Levinson
565:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 13:56:18.63 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to
keep all our old mistakes.
-- Dennie van Tassel
566:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 14:02:20.96 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Our way is peace.
-- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses",
stardate 4040.7.
567:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 14:08:23.46 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life:
If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
568:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 14:14:25.51 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.
569:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 14:20:27.58 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : backups: always in season, never out of style.
570:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 14:26:29.77 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?
571:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 14:32:32.66 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
572:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 14:38:34.89 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Reality always seems harsher in the early morning.
573:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 14:44:36.93 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : No one so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as the
one who's giving it.
-- Hal Chadwick
574:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 14:50:39.24 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.
575:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 14:56:41.30 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Be careful what you set your heart on -- for it will surely be yours.
-- James Baldwin, "Nobody Knows My Name"
576:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 15:02:43.39 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Accuracy, n.:
The vice of being right
577:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 15:08:45.31 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
-- Caskie Stinnett, "Out of the Red"
578:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 15:14:47.33 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.
-- John Keats
579:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 15:20:49.45 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.
-- Marcus Procius Cato
580:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 15:26:51.71 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Loneliness is a terrible price to pay for independence.
581:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 15:32:53.65 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Sigmund Freud is alleged to have said that in the last analysis the entire field
of psychology may reduce to biological electrochemistry.
582:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 15:38:55.89 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait.
[If youth but knew, if old age but could.]
-- Henri Estienne
583:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 15:44:58.04 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On.
584:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 15:51:00.12 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
585:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 15:57:02.33 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
-- Charles Pierce
586:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 16:03:04.52 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : And if you wonder,
What I am doing,
As I am heading for the sink.
I am spitting out all the bitterness,
Along with half of my last drink.
587:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 16:09:06.67 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Air Force Inertia Axiom:
Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
588:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 16:15:08.86 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : In order to discover who you are, first learn who everybody else is;
you're what's left.
589:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 16:21:11.00 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The primary requisite for any new tax law is for it to exempt enough
voters to win the next election.
590:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 16:27:13.04 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two
highly trained certified public accountants.
-- Elvis Presley
591:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 16:33:14.81 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
592:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 16:39:16.79 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Yes, it is written. Good shall always destroy evil.
-- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown
593:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 16:45:18.80 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Soldiers who wish to be a hero
Are practically zero,
But those who wish to be civilians,
They run into the millions.
594:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 16:51:20.86 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
595:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 16:57:22.94 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Nature abhors a virgin -- a frozen asset.
-- Clare Booth Luce
596:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 17:03:24.90 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd
be there... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.
597:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 17:09:27.01 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Political history is far too criminal a subject to be a fit thing to
teach children.
-- W.H. Auden
598:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 17:15:29.13 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.
599:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 17:21:31.09 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!
600:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 17:27:33.29 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
-- Ursula K. LeGuin
601:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 17:33:35.27 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : I waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must be from you.
602:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 17:39:37.36 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : He is the MELBA-BEING ... the ANGEL CAKE ... XEROX him ... XEROX him --
603:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 17:45:39.34 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : The major advances in civilization are processes that all but wreck the
societies in which they occur.
-- A.N. Whitehead
604:バイさるマスター
12/03/22 17:51:41.54 YY9VzlTe
ボットのつぶやき : I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch
with my LEISURE SUIT!!