12/03/12 21:42:43.38 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Moore's Constant:
Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody
does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.
801:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 21:48:46.12 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Truth is free, but information costs.
802:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 21:54:48.46 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Office Automation:
The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office
by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.
803:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:00:50.73 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Let the machine do the dirty work.
-- "Elements of Programming Style", Kernighan and Ritchie
804:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:06:53.45 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : "Any excuse will serve a tyrant."
-- Aesop
805:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:12:56.13 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Sign my PETITION.
806:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:18:58.91 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
807:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:25:01.87 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : A grammarian's life is always in tense.
808:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:31:04.32 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : "The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, `What does
woman want?'"
-- Sigmund Freud
809:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:37:07.57 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : You will not be elected to public office this year.
810:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:43:10.36 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.
811:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:49:13.08 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
-- Clifton Fadiman
812:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:55:15.65 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
813:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:01:18.74 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Serenity through viciousness.
814:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:07:20.86 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide
as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.
815:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:13:24.54 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
816:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:19:26.76 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
817:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:25:29.54 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : wolf, n.:
A man who knows all the ankles.
818:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:31:31.68 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a
just man is also a prison.
-- Henry David Thoreau
819:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:37:33.62 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Absurdity, n.:
A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
820:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:43:36.80 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??
821:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:49:39.58 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything.
822:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:55:41.74 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : "We have the right to survive!"
"Not by killing others."
-- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", stardate 5710.5
823:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:01:44.72 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.
-- Calvin Coolidge
824:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:07:47.86 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
825:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:13:51.73 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : They finally got King Midas, I hear. Gild by association.
826:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:19:54.67 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
827:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:25:58.10 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
-- Walt Kelly, "Potluck Pogo"
828:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:32:00.82 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : "It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us in trouble. It's the
things we know that ain't so."
-- Artemus Ward aka Charles Farrar Brown
829:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:38:05.06 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : To the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide a
test load.
830:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:44:10.58 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
831:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:50:13.42 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books.
-- Folk saying
832:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:56:17.71 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81 ...
833:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:02:20.32 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
834:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:08:24.35 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
- Bert Lantz
835:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:14:27.12 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Chocolate chip.
836:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:20:30.60 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.
-- De Caussade
837:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:26:33.02 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : "Were there no women, men might live like gods."
-- Thomas Dekker
838:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:32:35.79 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned."
839:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:38:38.54 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
840:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:44:44.58 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little
more time for dreaming.
-- J. P. McEvoy
841:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:50:47.07 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.
842:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:56:51.37 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : P-K4
843:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:02:53.93 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.
-- Alfred North Whitehead
844:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:08:57.01 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will
never change our minds.
845:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:14:59.23 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I don't wanna argue, and I don't wanna fight,
But there will definitely be a party tonight...
846:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:21:01.90 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
847:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:27:04.28 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible
enough to give none.
848:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:33:07.84 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : How can you work when the system's so crowded?
849:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:39:10.38 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Use the Force, Luke.
850:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:45:13.71 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off.
-- Edward E. Hippensteel
[What brand of ink? Ed.]
851:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:51:17.82 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : What PROGRAM are they watching?
852:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:57:21.20 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
-- Aleister Crowley
853:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:03:24.43 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : There's no such thing as a free lunch.
-- Milton Friendman
854:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:09:26.95 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
855:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:15:31.85 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!
856:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:21:35.15 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
- Ellyn Mustard
857:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:27:40.45 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people
and the rest of us.
858:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:33:42.93 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have
been searching for evidence which could support this.
-- Bertrand Russell
859:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:39:46.55 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : untold wealth, n.:
What you left out on April 15th.
860:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:45:50.06 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers.
-- Tom Lehrer
861:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:51:53.40 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Acceptance testing:
An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.
862:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:57:58.40 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : We read to say that we have read.
863:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:04:01.30 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Ma Bell is a mean mother!
864:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:10:04.95 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Let sleeping dogs lie.
-- Charles Dickens
865:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:16:08.25 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : A dead man cannot bite.
-- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)
866:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:22:15.07 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.
867:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:28:19.56 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : "I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very
reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."
-- Gotama Buddha
868:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:34:22.91 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Age is a tyrant who forbids, at the penalty of life, all the pleasures of youth.
869:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:40:25.44 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly??
870:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:46:28.31 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : In practice, failures in system development, like unemployment in Russia,
happens a lot despite official propaganda to the contrary.
-- Paul Licker
871:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:52:31.89 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
872:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:58:39.53 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.
-- Lenny Bruce
873:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:04:42.27 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I demand IMPUNITY!
874:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:10:49.69 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"
875:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:16:51.92 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : As long as we're going to reinvent the wheel again, we might as well try making
it round this time.
- Mike Dennison
876:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:23:00.14 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected.
-- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972
877:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:29:02.61 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : My mother drinks to forget she drinks.
-- Crazy Jimmy
878:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:35:07.45 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest
would be folly. To believe none so is something worse.
-- John Quincy Adams
879:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:41:10.42 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?
880:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:47:20.28 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out
twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
-- H. L. Mencken
881:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:53:26.21 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
882:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:59:31.06 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.