12/03/12 15:39:57.26 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : aquadextrous, adj.:
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
751:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:45:59.69 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
752:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:52:02.01 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
-- Albert Camus
753:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:58:03.99 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : "By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began
to suspect "Hungry."
-- a Larson cartoon
754:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 16:04:06.38 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : "Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity
is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth.
-- Alfred North Whitehead
755:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 16:10:08.42 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
756:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 16:16:10.66 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Time washes clean
Love's wounds unseen.
That's what someone told me;
But I don't know what it means.
-- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time"
757:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 16:22:12.60 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
-- Allen Ginsberg
758:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 16:28:14.68 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Lisp Users:
Due to the holiday next Monday, there will be no garbage collection.
759:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 16:34:16.66 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : A musician, an artist, an architect:
the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.
-- William Blake
760:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 16:40:20.46 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
761:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 16:46:22.90 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose your ignorance; you cannot
replace it."
-- Erich Maria Remarque
762:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 16:52:25.23 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's
so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
-- Woody Allen
763:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 16:58:27.64 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80.
764:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 17:04:29.91 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : new, adj.:
Different color from previous model.
765:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 17:10:32.50 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : April 1
This is the day upon which we are reminged of what we are on the other three
hundred and sixty-four.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
766:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 17:16:34.98 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"
767:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 17:22:37.38 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
768:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 17:28:39.48 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Recursion is the root of computation since it trades description for time.
769:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 17:34:41.66 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
770:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 17:40:44.29 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Croll's Query:
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
771:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 17:46:46.68 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Robot, n.:
University administrator.
772:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 17:52:49.63 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
-- Alan Perlis
773:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 17:58:51.96 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening
with an insurance salesman?
-- Woody Allen
774:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 18:04:54.14 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness.
-- John Muir
775:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 18:10:56.28 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Age before beauty; and pearls before swine.
-- Dorothy Parker
776:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 18:16:58.61 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
777:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 18:23:00.80 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of science.
778:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 18:29:03.22 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Hmmm ... A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted
island, when ...
779:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 18:35:05.65 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Kirk to Enterprise -- beam down yeoman Rand and a six-pack.
780:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 18:41:08.44 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Bugs, pl. n.:
Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls.
781:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 18:47:10.45 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Beware the one behind you.
782:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 18:53:12.95 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : We all live in a state of ambitious poverty.
-- Decimus Junius Juvenalis
783:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 18:59:15.00 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : All life evolves by the differential survival of replicating entities.
-- Dawkins
784:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 20:05:40.13 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : We are what we are.
785:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 20:11:44.45 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics,
because the stakes are so low.
-- Wallace Sayre
786:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 20:17:47.95 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can't agree on
when it's necessary to compromise.
-- Larry Wall
787:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 20:23:51.77 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Baby On Board.
788:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 20:29:55.10 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : I have a terrible headache, I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell.
789:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 20:36:08.60 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it.
790:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 20:42:12.56 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods.
-- Bernard Levin
791:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 20:48:16.05 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #21
A: Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q: What's Dr. Presume's full name?
792:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 20:54:19.43 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Message from Our Sponsor on ttyTV at 13:58 ...
793:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 21:00:23.94 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must
have somebody to divide it with.
-- Mark Twain
794:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 21:06:28.83 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Given sufficient time, what you put off doing today will get done by itself.
795:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 21:12:31.48 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Accordion, n.:
A bagpipe with pleats.
796:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 21:18:33.89 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : If a man had a child who'd gone anti-social, killed perhaps, he'd still
tend to protect that child.
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
797:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 21:24:36.33 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.
798:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 21:30:38.98 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Semper Fi, dude.
799:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 21:36:41.13 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Excessive login or logout messages are a sure sign of senility.
800:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 21:42:43.38 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Moore's Constant:
Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody
does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.
801:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 21:48:46.12 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Truth is free, but information costs.
802:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 21:54:48.46 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Office Automation:
The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office
by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.
803:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:00:50.73 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Let the machine do the dirty work.
-- "Elements of Programming Style", Kernighan and Ritchie
804:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:06:53.45 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : "Any excuse will serve a tyrant."
-- Aesop
805:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:12:56.13 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Sign my PETITION.
806:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:18:58.91 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
807:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:25:01.87 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : A grammarian's life is always in tense.
808:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:31:04.32 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : "The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, `What does
woman want?'"
-- Sigmund Freud
809:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:37:07.57 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : You will not be elected to public office this year.
810:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:43:10.36 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Fools rush in -- and get the best seats in the house.
811:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:49:13.08 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
-- Clifton Fadiman
812:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 22:55:15.65 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
813:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:01:18.74 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Serenity through viciousness.
814:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:07:20.86 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : ROMEO: Courage, man; the hurt cannot be much.
MERCUTIO: No, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide
as a church-door; but 'tis enough, 'twill serve.
815:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:13:24.54 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
816:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:19:26.76 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : ANN JILLIAN'S HAIR makes LONI ANDERSON'S HAIR look like RICARDO
MONTALBAN'S HAIR!
817:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:25:29.54 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : wolf, n.:
A man who knows all the ankles.
818:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:31:31.68 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a
just man is also a prison.
-- Henry David Thoreau
819:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:37:33.62 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Absurdity, n.:
A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
820:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:43:36.80 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??
821:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:49:39.58 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything.
822:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 23:55:41.74 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : "We have the right to survive!"
"Not by killing others."
-- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", stardate 5710.5
823:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:01:44.72 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once.
-- Calvin Coolidge
824:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:07:47.86 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : An avocado-tone refrigerator would look good on your resume.
825:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:13:51.73 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : They finally got King Midas, I hear. Gild by association.
826:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:19:54.67 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
827:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:25:58.10 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
-- Walt Kelly, "Potluck Pogo"
828:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:32:00.82 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : "It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us in trouble. It's the
things we know that ain't so."
-- Artemus Ward aka Charles Farrar Brown
829:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:38:05.06 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : To the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide a
test load.
830:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:44:10.58 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
831:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:50:13.42 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books.
-- Folk saying
832:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 00:56:17.71 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX back in '81 ...
833:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:02:20.32 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it.
834:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:08:24.35 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
- Bert Lantz
835:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:14:27.12 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Chocolate chip.
836:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:20:30.60 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : God instructs the heart, not by ideas, but by pains and contradictions.
-- De Caussade
837:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:26:33.02 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : "Were there no women, men might live like gods."
-- Thomas Dekker
838:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:32:35.79 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : "I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned."
839:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:38:38.54 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this 14th STORY WINDOW while
reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!!
840:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:44:44.58 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little
more time for dreaming.
-- J. P. McEvoy
841:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:50:47.07 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.
842:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 01:56:51.37 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : P-K4
843:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:02:53.93 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.
-- Alfred North Whitehead
844:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:08:57.01 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will
never change our minds.
845:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:14:59.23 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I don't wanna argue, and I don't wanna fight,
But there will definitely be a party tonight...
846:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:21:01.90 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?
847:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:27:04.28 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible
enough to give none.
848:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:33:07.84 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : How can you work when the system's so crowded?
849:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:39:10.38 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Use the Force, Luke.
850:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:45:13.71 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off.
-- Edward E. Hippensteel
[What brand of ink? Ed.]
851:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:51:17.82 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : What PROGRAM are they watching?
852:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 02:57:21.20 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
-- Aleister Crowley
853:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:03:24.43 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : There's no such thing as a free lunch.
-- Milton Friendman
854:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:09:26.95 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
855:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:15:31.85 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus!
856:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:21:35.15 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
- Ellyn Mustard
857:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:27:40.45 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people
and the rest of us.
858:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:33:42.93 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have
been searching for evidence which could support this.
-- Bertrand Russell
859:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:39:46.55 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : untold wealth, n.:
What you left out on April 15th.
860:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:45:50.06 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers.
-- Tom Lehrer
861:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:51:53.40 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Acceptance testing:
An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.
862:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 03:57:58.40 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : We read to say that we have read.
863:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:04:01.30 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Ma Bell is a mean mother!
864:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:10:04.95 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Let sleeping dogs lie.
-- Charles Dickens
865:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:16:08.25 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : A dead man cannot bite.
-- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)
866:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:22:15.07 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.
867:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:28:19.56 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : "I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very
reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment."
-- Gotama Buddha
868:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:34:22.91 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Age is a tyrant who forbids, at the penalty of life, all the pleasures of youth.
869:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:40:25.44 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly??
870:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:46:28.31 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : In practice, failures in system development, like unemployment in Russia,
happens a lot despite official propaganda to the contrary.
-- Paul Licker
871:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:52:31.89 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.
872:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 04:58:39.53 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : The truth is what is; what should be is a dirty lie.
-- Lenny Bruce
873:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:04:42.27 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : I demand IMPUNITY!
874:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:10:49.69 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : There are more things in heaven and earth,
Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"
875:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:16:51.92 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : As long as we're going to reinvent the wheel again, we might as well try making
it round this time.
- Mike Dennison
876:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:23:00.14 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected.
-- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972
877:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:29:02.61 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : My mother drinks to forget she drinks.
-- Crazy Jimmy
878:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:35:07.45 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest
would be folly. To believe none so is something worse.
-- John Quincy Adams
879:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:41:10.42 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?
880:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:47:20.28 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out
twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
-- H. L. Mencken
881:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:53:26.21 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
882:埋め立てボット
12/03/13 05:59:31.06 Gr7spz3j
ボットのつぶやき : You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances.