12/03/09 07:40:40.51 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Ever feel like life was a game and you had the wrong instruction book?
201:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 07:46:42.40 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : "Irrationality is the square root of all evil"
-- Douglas Hofstadter
202:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 07:52:45.10 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
-- J.D. Farley
203:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 07:58:47.71 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.
204:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 08:04:49.84 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a
conclusion.
-- William Baumol
205:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 08:10:53.05 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment
you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
-- Sir George Jessel
206:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 08:16:56.22 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them.
Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
-- Oscar Wilde
207:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 08:23:00.04 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : War is never imperative.
-- McCoy, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
208:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 08:29:03.43 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
209:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 08:35:06.17 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : In the land of the dark the Ship of the
Sun is driven by the Grateful Dead.
-- Egyptian Book of the Dead
210:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 08:41:08.44 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Van Roy's Law:
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
211:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 08:47:11.12 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : "Call immediately. Time is running out. We both need to do something
monstrous before we die."
-- Message from Ralph Steadman to Hunter Thompson
212:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 08:53:13.63 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : IBM Advanced Systems Group -- a bunch of mindless jerks, who'll be first
against the wall when the revolution comes...
-- with regrets to D. Adams
213:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 08:59:16.25 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Udall's Fourth Law:
Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you
don't like.
214:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 09:05:18.36 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Laetrile is the pits.
215:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 09:11:20.42 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.
216:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 09:17:22.39 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own
form of misery.
217:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 09:23:24.60 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an
autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
-- Marlo Thomas
218:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 09:29:26.84 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : To do nothing is to be nothing.
219:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 09:35:29.02 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : People respond to people who respond.
220:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 09:41:31.41 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --
221:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 09:47:33.47 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Oh, no, no... I'm not beautiful. Just very, very pretty."
222:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 09:53:36.11 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : I must Create a System, or be enslav'd by another Man's;
I will not Reason and Compare; my business is to Create.
-- William Blake, "Jerusalem"
223:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 09:59:38.38 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : This MUST be a good party -- My RIB CAGE is being painfully pressed up
against someone's MARTINI!!
224:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 10:05:40.95 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : I'm into SOFTWARE!
225:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 10:11:43.26 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Stupid, n.:
Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.
226:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 10:17:45.26 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.
-- Will Rogers
227:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 10:23:47.66 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.
- Robert Bly
228:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 10:29:50.00 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : I know th'MAMBO!! I have a TWO-TONE CHEMISTRY SET!!
229:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 10:36:02.08 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : If you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you're gonna
get your rear kicked.
230:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 10:42:04.49 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : "Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could
have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing."
-- Ian Shoales
231:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 10:48:06.54 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : "I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?"
-- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
232:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 10:54:08.61 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Woman: "Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?"
Yogi Berra: "No, ma'am, its not even carbonated."
233:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 11:00:10.79 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Immutability, Three Rules of:
(1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
(2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will.
(3) If a teenager can go out, he will.
234:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 11:06:12.97 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won't get any better so
get used to it.
235:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 11:12:15.38 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : I enjoy the time that we spend together.
236:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 11:18:17.38 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : I will never lie to you.
237:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 11:24:19.82 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : In Pocataligo, Georgia, it is a violation for a woman over 200 pounds
and attired in shorts to pilot or ride in an airplane.
238:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 11:30:22.07 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : "I think trash is the most important manifestation of culture we have in my
lifetime."
- Johnny Legend
239:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 11:36:24.88 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing,
but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchley
240:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 11:42:27.23 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : War is an equal opportunity destroyer.
241:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 11:48:29.30 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The person who's taking you to lunch has no intention of paying.
242:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 11:54:31.43 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
-- Woody Allen
243:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 12:00:33.58 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food and I eat it."
244:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 12:06:35.82 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : "Hawk, we're going to die."
"Never say die... and certainly never say we."
-- M*A*S*H
245:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 12:12:37.96 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.
246:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 12:18:40.86 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Fairy Tale, n.:
A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
247:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 12:24:43.00 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven;
confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
-- Josh Billings
248:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 12:30:45.21 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.
-- Joan Didion, "Slouching Towards Bethlehem"
249:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 12:36:47.41 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
250:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 12:42:49.49 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!
251:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 13:00:55.73 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Dylan Thomas
252:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 13:06:58.05 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is
they charge fifteen cents for them.
253:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 13:13:00.11 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies.
-- Charles D'Hericault
254:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 13:19:02.50 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader
catch his own breath.
-- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart
255:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 13:25:04.56 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.
256:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 13:31:06.65 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on.
-- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", stardate 4513.3
257:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 13:37:09.08 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : No one wants war.
-- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7
258:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 13:43:11.15 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.
259:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 13:49:13.59 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering.
260:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 13:55:15.77 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Martin was probably ripping them off. That's some family, isn't it?
Incest, prostitution, fanaticism, software.
-- Charles Willeford, "Miami Blues"
261:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 16:00:30.52 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : we:
The single most important word in the world.
262:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 16:06:33.23 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Be not anxious about what you have, but about what you are.
-- Pope St. Gregory I
263:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 16:12:35.38 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.
264:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 16:18:37.58 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : First, I'm going to give you all the ANSWERS to today's test ... So
just plug in your SONY WALKMANS and relax!!
265:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 16:24:39.86 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Warp 7 -- It's a law we can live with.
266:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 16:30:42.42 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : "Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even
one which cannot be justified on any other grounds."
-- J. Finnegan, USC.
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>>267(ボッド=×)
(ボット=〇)
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269:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 16:36:44.39 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
-- Jack Paar
270:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 16:42:46.94 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : God help those who do not help themselves.
-- Wilson Mizner
271:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 16:48:49.07 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.
272:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 16:54:51.37 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Youth is the trustee of posterity.
273:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 17:00:53.54 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up
in the morning, and does not stop until you get to school.
274:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 17:06:55.53 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
275:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 17:13:00.61 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Reporter: "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?"
Yogi Berra: "Closed."
276:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 17:19:03.17 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : How comes it to pass, then, that we appear such cowards in reasoning,
and are so afraid to stand the test of ridicule?
-- A. Cooper
277:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 17:25:05.34 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : "Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern
technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."
278:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 17:31:07.62 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Bennett's Laws of Horticulture:
(1) Houses are for people to live in.
(2) Gardens are for plants to live in.
(3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.
279:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 17:37:09.87 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : over in west Philadelphia a puppy is vomiting ...
280:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 17:43:12.03 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.
281:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 17:49:14.71 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The things that interest people most are usually none of their business.
282:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 17:55:16.83 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : IBM:
It may be slow, but it's hard to use.
283:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 19:01:41.74 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
-- Woody Allen
284:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 19:07:43.79 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
285:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 19:13:46.18 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Riffle West Virginia is so small that the Boy Scout had to double as the
town drunk.
286:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 19:19:49.13 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
287:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 19:25:52.10 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The British are coming! The British are coming!
288:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 19:31:54.55 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : like:
When being alive at the same time is a wonderful coincidence.
289:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 19:37:57.02 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : You can rent this space for only $5 a week.
290:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 19:43:59.36 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
-- Larry Gelbart
291:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 19:50:01.77 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the pure in heart
can make a good soup.
-- Ludwig Van Beethoven
292:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 19:56:04.36 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song --
it's that they know them *___all*.
-- Susan Dooley
293:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 20:02:06.82 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos.
-- Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanics
294:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 20:08:09.33 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proven innocent.
- George Orwell
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296:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 20:14:11.60 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : To add insult to injury.
-- Phaedrus
297:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 20:20:13.86 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : If you are what you eat, does that mean Euell Gibbons really was a nut?
298:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 20:26:16.10 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Why don't you fix your little problem... and light this candle?
-- Alan Shepherd, the first man into space, Gemini program
299:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 20:32:18.36 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Error in operator: add beer
300:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 20:38:20.38 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
301:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 20:44:22.48 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : "Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it."
-- Dave Barry
302:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 20:50:25.08 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : You are always busy.
303:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 20:56:27.55 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Lo! Men have become the tool of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau
304:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 21:02:30.27 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
-- Jay Gould
305:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 21:08:32.30 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.
306:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 21:14:34.68 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : We have met the enemy, and he is us.
-- Walt Kelly
307:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 21:20:37.33 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : bug, n:
A son of a glitch.
308:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 21:26:39.61 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
309:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 21:32:41.95 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
-- Mark Twain
310:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 21:38:44.31 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to
be appointed to do the work.
311:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 21:44:47.29 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Prototype designs always work.
-- Don Vonada
312:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 21:50:49.61 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
313:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 21:56:52.02 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do
the work.
-- John G. Pollard
314:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 22:02:54.00 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Success is a journey, not a destination.
315:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 22:08:56.88 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Consultant, n.:
An ordinary man a long way from home.
316:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 22:14:59.33 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Money may buy friendship but money cannot buy love.
317:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 22:21:01.87 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.
318:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 22:27:05.10 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Consultation, n.:
Medical term meaning "to share the wealth."
319:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 22:33:08.51 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : If elected, Zippy pledges to each and every American a 55-year-old houseboy ...
320:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 22:39:11.25 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North
Carolina.
321:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 22:45:13.57 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : RHAPSODY in Glue!
322:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 22:51:15.83 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The new Congressmen say they're going to turn the government around. I
hope I don't get run over again.
323:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 22:57:19.06 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender.
-- Anne Boleyn
324:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 23:03:21.85 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
325:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 23:09:24.18 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : It's a brave man who, when things are at their darkest, can kick back and party!
-- Dennis Quaid, "Inner Space"
326:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 23:15:27.10 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : President Reagan has noted that there are too many economic pundits and
forecasters and has decided on an excess prophets tax.
327:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 23:21:29.88 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The animals are not as stupid as one thinks -- they have neither
doctors nor lawyers.
-- L. Docquier
328:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 23:27:32.03 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
329:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 23:33:34.78 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : If you didn't have most of your friends, you wouldn't have most of
your problems.
330:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 23:39:37.56 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West
331:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 23:45:39.61 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Anyone who has had a bull by the tail knows five or six more things
than someone who hasn't.
-- Mark Twain
332:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 23:51:41.80 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his
intellectual nakedness.
-- Robert M. Hutchins
333:埋め立てボット
12/03/09 23:57:44.49 uYKcWwtv
ボットのつぶやき : Error in operator: add beer
334:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 00:03:47.37 fA2v5DYy
ボットのつぶやき : I think I am an overnight sensation right now!!
335:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 00:09:50.53 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
-- Ann Landers
336:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 00:15:52.97 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The most disagreeable thing that your worst enemy says to your face does
not approach what your best friends say behind your back.
-- Alfred De Musset
337:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 00:21:57.43 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the
same moment -- halftime.
338:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 00:27:59.83 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing
what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions.
-- David Jones
339:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 00:34:02.72 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : There is no opinion so absurd that some philosopher will not express it.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero, "Ad familiares"
340:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 00:40:05.41 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub ...
341:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 00:46:08.01 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Do not underestimate the value of print statements for debugging.
342:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 00:52:10.95 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : All warranty and guarantee clauses become null and void upon payment of invoice.
343:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 00:58:13.14 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Corruption is not the #1 priority of the Police Commissioner. His job
is to enforce the law and fight crime.
-- P.B.A. President E. J. Kiernan
344:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 01:04:15.50 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : This is your fortune.
345:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 01:10:17.67 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it
is an enemy.
-- Albert Einstein
346:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 01:16:20.83 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?
347:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 01:22:24.34 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
-- Daniel J. Boorstin
348:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 01:28:26.61 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : boy, n:
A noise with dirt on it.
349:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 01:34:28.89 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : I dote on his very absence.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
350:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 01:40:31.62 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Watch your mouth, kid, or you'll find yourself floating home.
-- Han Solo
351:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 01:46:34.26 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : WYSIWYG:
What You See Is What You Get.
352:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 01:52:36.46 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Young men, hear an old man to whom old men hearkened when he was young.
-- Augustus Caesar
353:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 01:58:39.63 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
-- Shakespeare
354:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 02:04:43.76 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Those who claim the dead never return to life haven't ever been around
here at quitting time.
355:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 02:10:46.15 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : With all the fancy scientists in the world, why can't they just once
build a nuclear balm?
356:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 02:16:55.36 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before
the white men came, an Indian said simply "Ours."
-- Vine Deloria, Jr.
357:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 02:22:58.95 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.
358:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 02:29:01.20 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Dibble's First Law of Sociology:
Some do, some don't.
359:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 02:35:04.03 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Confidence is simply that quiet, assured feeling you have before you
fall flat on your face.
-- Dr. L. Binder
360:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 02:41:05.94 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!!
361:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 02:47:09.12 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : "You can't get very far in this world without your dossier being there first."
-- Arthur Miller
362:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 02:53:13.23 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : There are twenty-five people left in the world, and twenty-seven of
them are hamburgers.
-- Ed Sanders
363:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 02:59:15.95 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : A possum must be himself, and being himself he is honest.
-- Walt Kelly
364:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 03:05:19.68 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : A farm in the country side had several turkeys, it was known as the
house of seven gobbles.
365:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 03:11:22.03 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?
-- Marvin Kitman
366:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 03:17:28.21 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!!
367:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 03:23:30.78 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : drug, n:
A substance that, injected into a rat, produces a scientific paper.
368:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 03:29:37.20 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their
correctness never does.
369:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 03:35:40.85 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Their idea of an offer you can't refuse is an offer... and you'd better
not refuse.
370:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 03:41:44.05 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...
371:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 03:47:47.29 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding
a sickness you like.
-- Jackie Mason
372:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 03:53:51.03 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.
373:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 03:59:55.34 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Above all things, reverence yourself.
374:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 04:05:58.74 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Data, n.:
Computerspeak for "information". Properly pronounced
the way Bostonians pronounce the word for a female child.
375:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 04:12:04.45 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : critic, n.:
A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
to please him.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
376:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 04:18:11.80 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste
(ksh@cis.ufl.edu put this on Tshirts in '93)
377:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 04:24:18.53 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Beauty:
What's in your eye when you have a bee in your hand.
378:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 04:30:27.82 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : "Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon."
379:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 04:36:33.84 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The price of seeking to force our beliefs on others is that someday
they might force their beliefs on us.
-- Mario Cuomo
380:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 04:42:45.11 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to
the left.
381:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 04:48:47.58 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Humor in the Court:
Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
A: I could see his head.
Q: And where was his head?
A: Just above his shoulders.
382:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 04:54:51.23 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : EARTH
smog | bricks
AIR -- mud -- FIRE
soda water | tequila
WATER
383:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 05:00:55.98 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : In the land of the dark the Ship of the
Sun is driven by the Grateful Dead.
-- Egyptian Book of the Dead
384:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 05:07:00.35 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice,
bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
-- Aristophanes
385:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 05:13:11.15 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : In less than a century, computers will be making substantial progress on
... the overriding problem of war and peace.
-- James Slagle
386:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 05:19:15.98 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Most people's favorite way to end a game is by winning.
387:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 05:25:25.44 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : I got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.
-- Butch Cassidy
388:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 05:31:31.04 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : I'm sitting on my SPEED QUEEN ... To me, it's ENJOYABLE ... I'm WARM
... I'm VIBRATORY ...
389:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 05:37:40.32 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
390:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 05:43:48.56 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.
391:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 05:49:51.70 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : A woman should have compassion.
-- Kirk, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2
392:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 05:55:57.50 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
-- Gandhi
393:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 06:02:10.66 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Don't vote -- it only encourages them!
394:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 06:08:20.55 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : 186,000 Miles per Second. It's not just a good idea. IT'S THE LAW.
395:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 06:14:26.16 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What is purple and concord the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.
396:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 06:20:30.58 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know that?
397:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 06:26:38.99 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed.
-- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice"
398:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 06:32:45.77 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Love is the process of my leading you gently back to yourself.
-- Saint Exupery
399:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 06:38:48.82 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence.
400:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 06:44:52.52 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The others escaped with minor injuries.
401:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 06:51:02.65 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
402:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 06:57:10.73 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Nice guys get sick.
403:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 07:03:17.15 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be
lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.
- Isaac Asimov
404:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 07:09:21.79 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Walk softly and carry a big stick.
-- Theodore Roosevelt
405:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 07:15:26.66 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Most people's favorite way to end a game is by winning.
406:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 07:21:31.08 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Envy, n.:
Wishing you'd been born with an unfair advantage,
instead of having to try and acquire one.
407:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 07:27:34.33 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to
exciting Camden, New Jersey.
408:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 07:33:40.39 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Youth is the trustee of posterity.
409:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 07:39:44.38 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Why are you so hard to ignore?
410:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 07:45:47.38 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Suggest you just sit there and wait till life gets easier.
411:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 07:51:51.91 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
412:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 07:57:55.21 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Necessity is a mother.
413:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 08:03:58.68 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!
414:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 08:10:02.29 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or
one-and-a-half truths.
-- Karl Kraus
415:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 08:16:13.35 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize
the competent.
416:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 08:22:18.69 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
417:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 08:28:23.50 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : "Seed me, Seymour"
-- a random number generator meets the big green mother from outer space
418:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 08:34:28.65 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?
419:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 08:40:33.75 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.
420:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 08:46:36.56 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.
421:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 08:52:40.96 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename.
-- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washington
422:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 08:58:45.18 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : No one so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as the
one who's giving it.
-- Hal Chadwick
423:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 09:04:48.62 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Is this an out-take from the "BRADY BUNCH"?
424:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 09:10:53.46 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
-- Pliny the Elder
425:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 09:16:57.68 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Dealing with failure is easy:
Work hard to improve.
Success is also easy to handle:
You've solved the wrong problem.
Work hard to improve.
426:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 09:23:00.59 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Is this an out-take from the "BRADY BUNCH"?
427:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 09:29:05.03 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly. It was more like
the rose and the teeth were in the same glass.
428:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 09:35:09.17 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Timing must be perfect now. Two-timing must be better than perfect.
429:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 09:41:12.61 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : "... And remember: if you don't like the news, go out and make some of
your own."
-- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter Preposterous Words
430:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 09:47:15.37 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : "You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive."
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"
431:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 09:53:17.70 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : It's OBVIOUS ... The FURS never reached ISTANBUL ... You were an EXTRA
in the REMAKE of "TOPKAPI" ... Go home to your WIFE ... She's making
FRENCH TOAST!
432:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 09:59:19.94 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : /* Halley */
(Halley's comment.)
433:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 10:05:26.76 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions
that make it fail.
-- Jerry Ogdin
434:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 10:11:30.45 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead
girl or a live boy."
-- Louisiana governor Edwin Edwards
435:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 10:17:33.65 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Real Programmers don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies and Szechwan food.
436:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 10:23:37.56 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.
437:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 10:29:40.69 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed down.
-- Chazal
438:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 10:35:43.61 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Work smarter, not harder, and be careful of your speling.
439:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 10:41:46.09 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Every love's the love before
In a duller dress.
-- Dorothy Parker, "Summary"
440:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 10:47:49.52 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Dealing with failure is easy:
Work hard to improve.
Success is also easy to handle:
You've solved the wrong problem.
Work hard to improve.
441:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 10:53:52.36 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
442:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 10:59:54.41 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Confirmed bachelor:
A man who goes through life without a hitch.
443:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 11:05:56.88 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Ever feel like you're the head pin on life's bowling alley, and everyone's
rolling strikes?
444:名無しさん＠
12/03/10 11:07:20.29 3jKFK2BC
うめ」
445:名無しさん＠
12/03/10 11:07:56.97 3jKFK2BC
ごめんageしちゃった.
埋
446:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 11:11:59.93 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
447:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 11:18:04.43 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : "The greatest warriors are the ones who fight for peace."
-- Holly Near
448:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 11:24:08.37 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : A squeegee by any other name wouldn't sound as funny.
449:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 11:30:12.20 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find
there is nothing in it.
-- James Huneker
450:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 11:36:14.66 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The little town that time forgot,
Where all the women are strong,
The men are good-looking,
And the children above-average.
-- Prairie Home Companion
451:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 11:42:17.45 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : An honest tale speeds best being plainly told.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
452:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 11:48:19.78 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini
453:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 11:54:22.63 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know that he is.
-- Jean Anouilh, "The Lark"
454:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 12:00:24.98 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Remember the... the... uhh.....
455:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 12:06:27.04 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : But Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green!
456:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 12:12:29.83 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : I'm totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of CHICKEN ...
457:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 12:18:32.83 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : "The first rule of magic is simple. Don't waste your time waving your
hands and hoping when a rock or a club will do."
-- McCloctnik the Lucid
458:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 12:24:35.41 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
459:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 12:30:38.84 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Who's scruffy-looking?
-- Han Solo
460:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 12:36:41.30 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi Berra
461:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 12:42:45.31 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Humans do claim a great deal for that particular emotion (love).
-- Spock, "The Lights of Zetar", stardate 5725.6
462:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 12:48:48.69 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : If you want to know how old a man is, ask his brother-in-law.
463:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 12:54:52.43 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.
464:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 13:00:54.86 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Use a pun, go to jail.
465:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 13:06:57.92 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been beaten
to the punch.
466:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 13:13:00.70 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-advice") == 0) {
printf("Don't Panic!\n");
exit(42);
}
(Arnold Robbins in the LJ of February '95, describing RCS)
467:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 13:19:04.08 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : I drink to make other people interesting.
-- George Jean Nathan
468:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 13:25:07.41 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.
469:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 13:31:10.71 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : History repeats itself. That's one thing wrong with history.
470:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 13:37:13.04 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
471:名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。
12/03/10 13:42:08.35 3jKFK2BC
ume1
472:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 13:43:15.60 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"I'll listen to reason when it comes out on CD."
473:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 13:49:18.84 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up
the pillow was gone.
-- Tommy Cooper
474:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 13:55:21.78 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.
475:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 14:01:24.41 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The best things in life are for a fee.
476:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 14:07:27.90 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : When the wind is great, bow before it;
when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
477:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 14:13:30.40 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.
478:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 14:19:33.13 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force.
-- Amanda, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.3
479:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 14:25:35.88 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads
lead down.
-- Stanislaw Lem, "The Cyberiad"
480:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 14:31:38.59 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : lighthouse, n.:
A tall building on the seashore in which the government
maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
481:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 14:37:41.37 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it.
-- Harry Secombe's diet
482:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 14:43:43.90 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
483:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 14:49:48.21 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
484:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 14:55:50.98 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.
(By komarimf@craft.camp.clarkson.edu, Mark Komarinski)
485:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 16:02:19.46 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : To any truly impartial person, it would be obvious that I am always right.
486:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 16:08:22.75 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when
you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A: A howdah duty.
487:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 16:14:25.92 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Bedfellows make strange politicians.
488:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 16:20:28.71 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Novinson's Revolutionary Discovery:
When comes the revolution, things will be different --
not better, just different.
489:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 16:26:31.17 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
490:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 16:32:33.88 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
491:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 16:38:36.19 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Your own mileage may vary.
492:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 16:44:39.15 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Book review by Ambrose Bierce.
493:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 16:50:41.71 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : There are new messages.
494:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 16:56:44.27 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters
needs pounding.
495:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 17:02:47.06 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : I have not yet begun to byte!
496:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 17:08:49.71 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to
cringe.
497:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 17:14:52.00 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : UH-OH!! I put on "GREAT HEAD-ON TRAIN COLLISIONS of the 50's" by
mistake!!!
498:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 17:20:54.52 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Many hands make light work.
-- John Heywood
499:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 17:26:57.52 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use
in reading it at all.
-- Oscar Wilde
500:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 17:33:00.04 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Your supervisor is thinking about you.
501:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 17:39:02.34 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Don't tell me what you dreamed last night for I've been reading Freud.
502:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 17:45:04.41 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : She asked me, "What's your sign?"
I blinked and answered "Neon,"
I thought I'd blow her mind...
503:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 17:51:06.73 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a
Thousand Caramels.
504:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 17:57:08.95 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Love is not enough, but it sure helps.
505:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 18:03:11.41 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
-- Alexander Pope
506:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 18:09:13.55 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Krogt, n. (chemical symbol: Kr):
The metallic silver coating found on fast-food game cards.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
507:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 18:15:16.03 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!
508:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 18:21:18.04 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
-- motto of the Christopher Society
509:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 18:27:20.81 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Wilcox's Law:
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
510:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 18:33:24.01 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : "Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never."
-- Winston Churchill
511:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 18:39:26.50 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
-- Harrison
512:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 18:45:29.60 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : It is not enough to have great qualities, we should also have the
management of them.
-- La Rochefoucauld
513:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 18:51:32.35 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative.
-- Kirk, "Obsession", stardate 3620.7
514:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 18:57:35.79 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
515:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 19:03:38.03 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.
516:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 19:09:41.11 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Ignore previous fortune.
517:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 19:15:43.41 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : You are in the hall of the mountain king.
518:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 19:21:45.83 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The Phone Booth Rule:
A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.
519:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 19:27:49.80 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
520:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 19:33:52.62 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can.
-- Albertano of Brescia
521:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 19:39:55.80 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : As of next Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL.
Please update your programs.
522:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 19:45:59.48 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.
523:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 19:52:01.93 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em,
We may live with, but cannot live without 'em.
-- Frederic Reynolds
524:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 19:58:05.44 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Courage is grace under pressure.
525:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 20:04:07.97 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : To err is human, but when the eraser wears out before the pencil,
you're overdoing it a little.
526:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 20:10:10.73 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
527:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 20:16:12.99 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : There is no security on this earth. There is only opportunity.
-- General Douglas MacArthur
528:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 20:22:16.30 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Suicide is simply a case of mistaken identity.
529:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 20:28:19.77 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : "Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a
cockatoo."
-- George Bernard Shaw
530:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 20:34:22.61 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
531:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 20:40:25.64 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : First study the enemy. Seek weakness.
-- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2
532:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 20:46:28.08 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And plunged it deep into the VAX;
Don't you envy people who
Do all the things ___YOU want to do?
533:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 20:52:30.65 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
534:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 20:58:33.19 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Learning without thought is labor lost;
thought without learning is perilous.
-- Confucius
535:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 21:04:35.77 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : You will overcome the attacks of jealous associates.
536:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 21:10:38.82 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Life -- Love It or Leave It.
537:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 21:16:41.69 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Will you loan me $20.00 and only give me ten of it?
That way, you will owe me ten, and I'll owe you ten, and we'll be even!
538:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 21:22:45.80 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!
539:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 21:28:48.15 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : How come we never talk anymore?
540:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 21:34:51.66 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds!
541:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 21:40:54.33 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Ah, but a man's grasp should exceed his reach,
Or what's a heaven for ?
-- Robert Browning, "Andrea del Sarto"
542:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 21:46:57.33 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Would it help if I got out and pushed?
-- Princess Leia Organa
543:名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。
12/03/10 21:50:02.34 3jKFK2BC
ume
544:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 21:52:59.91 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Kennedy's Market Theorem:
Given enough inside information and unlimited credit,
you've got to go broke.
545:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 21:59:02.66 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
-- Alfred Adler
546:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 22:05:04.83 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : The surest protection against temptation is cowardice.
-- Mark Twain
547:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 22:11:07.91 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : It's clever, but is it art?
548:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 22:17:11.18 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : I put aside my copy of "BOWLING WORLD" and think about GUN CONTROL
legislation...
549:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 22:23:13.92 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields
550:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 22:29:19.12 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Angels we have heard on High
Tell us to go out and Buy.
-- Tom Lehrer
551:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 22:35:21.79 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Sic Transit Gloria Thursdi.
552:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 22:41:25.56 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Quod erat demonstrandum.
[Thus it is proven. For those who wondered WTF QED means.]
553:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 22:47:28.49 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
I'm not a nerd -- I'm "socially challenged".
554:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 22:53:31.28 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : There's nothing very mysterious about you, except that
nobody really knows your origin, purpose, or destination.
555:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 22:59:33.81 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : e-credibility: the non-guaranteeable likelihood that the electronic data
you're seeing is genuine rather than somebody's made-up crap.
- Karl Lehenbauer
556:Jack the Ripper
12/03/10 23:01:02.21 8VjFSfXU
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557:Jack the Ripper
12/03/10 23:01:40.75 8VjFSfXU
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558:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 23:05:37.69 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : transfer, n.:
A promotion you receive on the condition that you leave town.
559:
12/03/10 23:11:38.18 8VjFSfXU
560:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 23:11:42.21 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
561:
12/03/10 23:12:03.86 8VjFSfXU
562:
12/03/10 23:16:38.78 8VjFSfXU
563:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 23:17:44.62 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : This screen intentionally left blank.
564:
12/03/10 23:17:59.54 8VjFSfXU
オモシロイ
565:
12/03/10 23:19:12.53 8VjFSfXU
埋め立てボットッテナニ？
566:
12/03/10 23:19:44.32 8VjFSfXU
埋め立てボットッテナニ？
567:
12/03/10 23:20:55.09 8VjFSfXU
埋め立てボットってなに？
お願い教えて！
568:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 23:23:47.33 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
569:
12/03/10 23:24:16.83 8VjFSfXU
教えてくれないの？
へぇ～･･･ そうなんだ！
だったら呪うみんなを呪う､､､
570:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 23:29:50.91 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it
now and then.
-- Richard Armour
571:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 23:35:54.47 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
572:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 23:41:57.43 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : Getting into trouble is easy.
-- D. Winkel and F. Prosser
573:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 23:48:00.27 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : [It is] best to confuse only one issue at a time.
-- K&R
574:埋め立てボット
12/03/10 23:54:04.08 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one
dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
575:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 00:00:07.78 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
576:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 00:06:09.99 Adg2fgkN
ボットのつぶやき : HAIR TONICS, please!!
577:ちんちんぶらぶら双生児
12/03/11 00:09:14.90 zHrJskmv
埋め立てポット=日本語理解できないただのクズ
クズ=まんこ
まんこ=sexしたぃぃ！!!...,.,.,.,.,.. . .,.,.,.,.,.
578:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 00:12:13.77 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : The disks are getting full; purge a file today.
579:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 00:18:17.44 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing
what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions.
-- David Jones
580:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 00:24:19.59 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : If you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you're gonna
get your rear kicked.
581:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 00:30:23.72 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Superstition, idolatry, and hypocrisy have ample wages, but truth goes
a-begging.
-- Martin Luther
582:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 00:36:27.16 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : I hate dying.
-- Dave Johnson
583:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 00:42:32.23 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.
584:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 00:48:38.34 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Some men are heterosexual, and some are bisexual, and some men don't think
about sex at all... they become lawyers.
-- Woody Allen
585:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 00:54:40.45 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : "We can't schedule an orgy, it might be construed as fighting"
--Stanley Sutton
586:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 01:00:44.02 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : The debate rages on: Is PL/I Bachtrian or Dromedary?
587:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 01:06:46.67 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
-- Balfour
588:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 01:12:52.62 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
-- Oscar Levant
589:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 01:18:59.85 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Where's SANDY DUNCAN?
590:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 01:25:05.38 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : "No job too big; no fee too big!"
-- Dr. Peter Venkman, "Ghost-busters"
591:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 01:31:08.25 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Boy, am I glad it's only 1971...
592:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 01:37:12.18 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : perfect guest:
One who makes his host feel at home.
593:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 01:43:17.06 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : You can make it illegal, but you can't make it unpopular.
594:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 01:49:21.67 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Van Roy's Law:
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
595:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 01:55:24.48 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : "I shall expect a chemical cure for psychopathic behavior by 10 A.M. tomorrow,
or I'll have your guts for spaghetti."
-- a comic panel by Cotham
596:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 02:01:27.18 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Most people's favorite way to end a game is by winning.
597:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 02:07:34.09 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Mencken and Nathan's Fifteenth Law of The Average American:
The worst actress in the company is always the manager's wife.
598:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 02:13:39.79 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).--More--
This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--
You are permanently confused.
-- Dave Decot
599:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 02:19:45.08 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : -- Owen Meredith
600:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 02:25:47.71 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced -- even a proverb is no proverb
to you till your life has illustrated it. -- John Keats
601:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 02:31:52.46 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : "Mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"
602:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 02:37:57.84 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Life is wasted on the living.
-- The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe.
603:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 02:44:03.76 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
-- Shakespeare
604:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 02:50:07.36 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
605:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 02:56:15.87 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Isn't this my STOP?!
606:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 03:02:19.04 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.
607:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 03:08:26.29 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.
608:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 03:14:29.41 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Adopted kids are such a pain -- you have to teach them how to look like you ...
-- Gilda Radner
609:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 03:20:33.29 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as
we speak.
-- Arab proverb
610:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 03:26:37.71 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at
which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
-- Quentin Crisp
611:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 03:32:44.95 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : You will be dead within a year.
612:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 03:38:52.98 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot ...
613:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 03:44:58.40 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
614:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 03:51:09.10 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Let's do it.
-- Gary Gilmore, to his firing squad
615:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 03:57:17.45 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
616:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 04:03:23.48 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Do people know you have freckles everywhere?
617:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 04:09:30.62 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone had brought
the potato salad.
618:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 04:15:36.68 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : You are here:
***
***
*********
*******
*****
***
*
But you're not all there.
619:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 04:21:40.05 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it
now and then.
-- Richard Armour
620:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 04:27:49.88 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : He knows not how to know who knows not also how to unknow.
-- Sir Richard Burton
621:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 04:33:54.00 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : "Life is too important to take seriously."
-- Corky Siegel
622:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 04:40:00.77 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Man is the measure of all things.
-- Protagoras
623:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 04:46:07.08 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : "What a wonder is USENET; such wholesale production of conjecture from
such a trifling investment in fact."
-- Carl S. Gutekunst
624:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 04:52:11.51 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!
625:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 04:58:15.31 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : BLISS is ignorance.
626:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 05:04:22.27 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
627:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 05:10:31.25 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : I have that old biological urge,
I have that old irresistible surge,
I'm hungry.
628:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 05:16:33.24 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!!
629:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 05:22:38.56 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Who does not love wine, women, and song,
Remains a fool his whole life long.
-- Johann Heinrich Voss
630:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 05:28:41.49 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing.
-- James Thurber
631:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 05:34:48.87 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
632:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 05:40:57.24 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : If I had any humility I would be perfect.
-- Ted Turner
633:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 05:47:04.00 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : To be who one is, is not to be someone else.
634:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 05:53:19.21 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision -- it
*pleasurably* reaffirms your Jewishness.
-- Mel Brooks
635:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 05:59:24.56 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to.
636:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 06:05:30.80 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : What kind of sordid business are you on now? I mean, man, whither
goest thou? Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?
-- Jack Kerouac
637:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 06:11:35.37 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : "When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical."
-- Jon Carroll
638:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 06:17:42.23 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws
of nature!
-- G.B. Shaw
639:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 06:23:55.85 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Decision maker, n.:
The person in your office who was unable to form a task force
before the music stopped.
640:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 06:29:59.16 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Backed up the system lately?
641:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 06:36:04.17 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : The American Dental Association announced today that most plaque tends
to form on teeth around 4:00 PM in the afternoon.
Film at 11:00.
642:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 06:42:14.44 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Hors d'oeuvres -- a ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
-- Jack Benny
643:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 06:48:25.38 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??
644:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 06:54:30.32 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call
what he writes fiction.
-- William Faulkner
645:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 07:00:37.12 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : economist, n:
Someone who's good with figures, but doesn't have enough
personality to become an accountant.
646:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 07:06:46.78 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!!
647:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 07:12:56.74 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : genlock, n.:
Why he stays in the bottle.
648:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 07:18:59.56 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
649:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 07:25:07.14 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
-- Irene Peter
650:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 07:31:14.27 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : The thrill is here, but it won't last long
You'd better have your fun before it moves along...
651:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 07:37:22.51 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
652:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 07:43:28.93 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
"Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now
to late to punish."
653:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 07:49:33.41 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : We are all born mad. Some remain so.
-- Samuel Beckett
654:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 07:55:43.59 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Did I say 2? I lied.
655:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 08:01:46.34 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : When the cup is full, carry it level.
656:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 08:07:50.29 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen
in the image of Englishmen.
-- Winston Churchill, 1942
657:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 08:13:58.35 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : People say I live in my own little fantasy world... well, at least they
*know* me there!
-- D.L. Roth
658:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 08:20:05.83 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Simulations are like miniskirts, they show a lot and hide the essentials.
-- Hubert Kirrman
659:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 16:09:42.91 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : You can't mend a wristwatch while falling from an airplane.
660:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 16:10:01.34 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : "The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and
has gills through which it can see."
-- Monty Python
661:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 16:16:04.79 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : The more they over-think the plumbing the easier it is to stop up the drain.
662:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 16:22:07.18 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : "The student in question is performing minimally for his peer group and
is an emerging underachiever."
663:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 16:28:09.71 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Be careful how you get yourself involved with persons or situations that
can't bear inspection.
664:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 16:34:12.32 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : You cannot have a science without measurement.
-- R. W. Hamming
665:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 16:40:15.54 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to
receive it.
-- Austin O'Malley
666:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 16:46:19.45 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?
667:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 16:52:23.05 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture
on a rock.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
668:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 16:58:27.31 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
-- Elbert Hubbard
669:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 18:04:59.19 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : The Law of the Letter:
The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the envelope.
670:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 18:11:02.51 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you.
671:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 18:17:05.42 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep,
If I should die before I wake,
I'll cry in anguish, "Mistake!! Mistake!!"
672:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 18:23:07.72 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.
673:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 18:29:12.49 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Sacher's Observation:
Some people grow with responsibility -- others merely swell.
674:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 18:35:16.28 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Chinese saying: "He who speak with forked tongue, not need chopsticks."
675:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 18:41:19.20 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Hindsight is always 20:20.
-- Billy Wilder
676:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 18:47:22.51 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : The important thing is not to stop questioning.
677:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 18:53:26.62 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Life is the living you do, Death is the living you don't do.
-- Joseph Pintauro
678:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 18:59:29.67 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : "Help Mr. Wizard!"
-- Tennessee Tuxedo
679:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 20:05:57.31 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! I just went below the poverty line!
680:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 20:12:01.46 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : It was all so different before everything changed.
681:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 20:18:04.79 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
682:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 20:24:07.29 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably
not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.
-- H.L. Mencken
683:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 20:30:10.30 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other
forms that have been tried from time to time.
-- Winston Churchill
684:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 20:36:14.27 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Don't change the reason, just change the excuses!
-- Joe Cointment
685:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 20:42:17.99 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : "From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
-- Dr. Seuss
686:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 20:48:20.88 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
687:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 20:54:23.09 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Kramer's Law:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
688:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 21:00:25.18 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute,
for they shall be known as Dentists.
689:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 21:06:28.83 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice... moderation in the pursuit
of justice is no virtue.
-- Barry Goldwater
690:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 21:12:31.98 wbLpwEYH
ボットのつぶやき : Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one.
Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.
-- Lazarus Long
691:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 21:27:44.45 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE'S COURT"!!
692:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 21:33:47.38 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : As of next Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL.
Please update your programs.
693:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 21:39:52.26 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as I
choose.
694:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 21:45:55.65 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.
695:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 21:51:58.28 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : The IBM purchase of ROLM gives new meaning to the term "twisted pair".
-- Howard Anderson, "Yankee Group"
696:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 21:58:00.42 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-- Steven Wright
697:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 22:04:03.80 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them
seemed to come from Texas.
-- Ian Fleming, "Casino Royale"
698:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 22:10:06.76 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : Many pages make a thick book, except for pocket Bibles which are on very
very thin paper.
699:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 22:16:10.69 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : You can get *anywhere* in ten minutes if you drive fast enough.
700:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 22:22:13.21 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course,
you are an exceptionally good liar.
-- Jerome K. Jerome
701:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 22:28:16.09 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : To the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide a
test load.
702:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 22:34:18.90 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : I'm a lucky guy, and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to
thank everyone for making this night necessary.
-- Yogi Berra at a dinner in his honor
703:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 22:40:21.70 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : Green's Law of Debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
704:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 22:52:26.97 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands
what will sell.
-- Confucius
705:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 22:58:29.70 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : Whatever occurs from love is always beyond good and evil.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
706:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 23:04:34.93 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
707:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 23:10:39.21 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.
708:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 23:16:42.85 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : No guts, no glory.
709:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 23:22:45.58 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : "Life is too important to take seriously."
-- Corky Siegel
710:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 23:28:48.35 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : Do what you can to prolong your life, in the hope that someday you'll
learn what it's for.
711:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 23:34:53.27 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : Houdini escaping from New Jersey!
Film at eleven.
712:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 23:40:56.57 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : Leibowitz's Rule:
When hammering a nail, you will never hit your
finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
713:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 23:47:00.91 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : Yow! I'm having a quadrophonic sensation of two winos alone in a steel mill!
714:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 23:53:05.38 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : "I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
-- Daffy Duck, Looney Tunes, _Robin Hood Daffy_
715:埋め立てボット
12/03/11 23:59:09.58 mqPxHFoR
ボットのつぶやき : checkuary, n:
The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends
when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.
716:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 06:17:57.18 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : A good name lost is seldom regained. When character is gone,
all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.
-- J. Hawes
717:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 06:24:05.78 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : New systems generate new problems.
718:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 06:30:14.09 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
719:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 06:36:19.62 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
720:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 06:42:26.53 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : "You can't get very far in this world without your dossier being there first."
-- Arthur Miller
721:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 06:48:33.45 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Oh, I get it!! "The BEACH goes on", huh, SONNY??
722:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 06:54:37.17 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now.
-- Steven Wright
723:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 07:00:43.79 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : You would if you could but you can't so you won't.
724:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 07:06:47.77 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : If your bread is stale, make toast.
725:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 07:12:53.55 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
726:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 13:15:01.00 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are
so long they can't afford the disk space.
727:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 13:21:03.44 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : knowledge, n.:
Things you believe.
728:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 13:27:05.58 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
-- Shakespeare, "King Lear"
729:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 13:33:08.08 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
-- Albert Schweitzer
730:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 13:39:10.75 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : That's no moon...
-- Obi-wan Kenobi
731:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 13:45:12.76 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Taxes are going up so fast, the government is likely to price itself
out of the market.
732:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 13:51:14.93 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!!
733:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 13:57:17.22 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
734:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 14:03:19.58 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it.
-- W. Somerset Maughm, his last words
735:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 14:09:21.83 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : There are always alternatives.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
736:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 14:15:24.11 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Imagination is more important than knowledge.
-- Albert Einstein
737:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 14:21:26.46 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Are we not men?
738:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 14:27:29.47 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Don't sweat it -- it's only ones and zeros.
-- P. Skelly
739:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 14:33:32.49 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi
740:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 14:39:34.76 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Behind every great computer sits a skinny little geek.
741:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 14:45:36.71 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : There is Jackson standing like a stone wall. Let us determine to die,
and we will conquer. Follow me.
-- General Barnard E. Bee (CSA)
742:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 14:51:39.41 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been
changed to protect the innocent.
743:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 14:57:42.12 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Enjoy your life; be pleasant and gay, like the birds in May.
744:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:03:44.04 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you ... I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET
ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE ... I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS ...
745:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:09:46.09 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be
fertilizing it.
746:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:15:48.23 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Self Test for Paranoia:
You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's
your own fault.
747:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:21:51.02 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Time-sharing is the junk-mail part of the computer business.
-- H.R.J. Grosch (attributed)
748:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:27:53.00 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : Wow! Look!! A stray meatball!! Let's interview it!
749:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:33:55.19 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : QOTD:
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
750:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:39:57.26 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : aquadextrous, adj.:
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off
with your toes.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
751:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:45:59.69 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : If you try to please everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
752:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:52:02.01 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
-- Albert Camus
753:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 15:58:03.99 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : "By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began
to suspect "Hungry."
-- a Larson cartoon
754:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 16:04:06.38 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : "Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity
is the mother of futile dodges" is much nearer the truth.
-- Alfred North Whitehead
755:埋め立てボット
12/03/12 16:10:08.42 n8IDVr3L
ボットのつぶやき : You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.