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↓がつぶやきの大部分。さすがに酷すぎるよ。。
Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them. 11:29 PM Mar 13th webから
What do the japanese have in common with @howardstern? They're both radio active. 6:36 AM Mar 13th Twitter for iPhoneから
Japan had put out this urgent plea...." PLEASE SEND US A FEW BIlLION RUBBER DUCKIES!!!!!" 6:05 AM Mar 13th Twitter for iPhoneから
Japan called me. They said "maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they're all sinking. 5:33 AM Mar 13th Twitter for iPhoneから
I fucked a girl in japan. She screamed "I feel the earth move and I'm getting wet." 5:12 AM Mar 13th Twitter for iPhoneから
My book #rubberBallsAndLiquor was released in japan. It's making quite a splash. 5:10 AM Mar 13th Twitter for iPhoneから
What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights. 5:02 AM Mar 13th Twitter for iPhoneから
I asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said "okay, but you'll have to sleep in the wet spot." 4:38 AM Mar 13th Twitter for iPhoneから
What do Japanese Jews like to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami. 4:23 AM Mar 13th Twitter for iPhoneから
I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said "is there a school in this area." She said "not now, but just wait." 4:06 AM Mar 13th Twitter for iPhoneから
My Japanese doctor advised me to stay healthy I need 50 million gallons of water a day. 3:39 AM Mar 13th Twitter for iPhoneから
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."