07/06/19 22:10:09 v/l2+DuQ0
I'm the leader, Col. John Smith, alias "Rep",
a master of surprise attacks and disguise.
It's nobody but a gifted strategist like me who can lead these veteran warriors.
I'm Templeton Peck, alias "Deq".
Girls are crazy about my looks I'm so proud of.
With my bluff I'd gather up anything from brassieres to missiles.
I, B.A. Baracus, alias "Owner", am a mechanical genius.
I could bash up the U.S. President.
Just no thanks to planes.
Finally my turn!
I'm the Murdock, alias "1",
being beyond compare as a pilot!
Odd? Funny? So what?
We're the Team-YAMAOKA,
daring to challenge this absurd world,
so reliable and ubiquitous!
If you'd like our help, call us anytime!