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著者がバンドをやってた学生時代の話みたいです。
Paula and I were the kind of young ladies
who prided ourselves on the wattage of our stereo equipment ,
our firm handshakes, and our ability to drink anyone in the room under the table.
The testosterone-fueled chip on my shoulder came from a high school career spent futilely
awaiting a timely puberty while standing a good foot taller than everyone on earth,
all the boys at my high school included .
None of them ever asked me out , but I could make them laugh and kick their asses at basketball,
so rather than fail at seducing them, I simply became one of them.