Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 205at ENGLISH
Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 205 - 暇つぶし2ch300:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/16 23:51:02.63 OuCUWFrKH.net
White people suck. Source: I'm a white people

301:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/16 23:52:11.65 pmUS03WsM.net
>>280
I ment the passport for free drink and topping.

302:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/16 23:58:58.91 pmUS03WsM.net
>>296
Topping.

303:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 00:00:03.27 J80hvoFbM.net
>>295
Don't spit around get away.

304:ゆえ
18/01/17 00:04:43.03 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>295
Most of them suck.
But the good ones, are pretty damn good.
Right now I have 3 heavily screened and basically hand-picked relatively quite high tier American friends (Zach, Cody, last person's name I don't think I've asked him yet but his character has a particular name, SR_Nine.)
I'm not certain about Zach right now since he recently decided to pursue goals instead of a carefree life. So I'm keeping an eye on him.
They agree with my views in looking down at "shithole countries."
I have one good British friend, Matt.
We play Diablo 2 a lot, which is usually where I hang out with these friends. I play on USEast server, non-ladder.
I ran into someone the other day I thought was basically someone using a Japanese name, but she said she was a Japanese girl. She pissed me off so I left.
There's lots of low tier people who somehow have relatively pale skin, but the higher tier ones are relatively rare. I always have a knack for running into them some how ..
Trust me, these guys are fucking GOOD.

305:ゆえ
18/01/17 00:08:47.10 zRAAAt+eH.net
I have many white friends, but no Japanese friends. Japanese people never respond to me as if they are too shy, and I get tired of that.
So this is the situation of Japan vs White People. Right now I don't like French, German, Russian, etc. I like the old fashioned good character British and American. I think some Canadian white people are finally waking up.

306:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 00:21:45.06 JYoPgS0o0.net
I love white guys. They have big cocks. Yummy

307:ゆえ
18/01/17 00:25:32.18 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>300
The white supremacists in England are very interesting. Especially those who tried to arrest the fucking Paki London Mayor.
I like white supremacist British/Americans who get rid of basically all the black people/muslims/pakis/arabs/vietnamese/philipino/chinese.
I believe that group in England may be called the Pendragons and some of them tried to arrest the Paki mayor by citing the Magna Carta, which I find makes sense personally.

308:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 00:25:55.43 bzO17tOB0.net
stop your lengthy posts.

309:ゆえ
18/01/17 00:26:12.34 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>301
Fuck you trying to make me jealous ? I'm better at that game than fucking any one.

310:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 00:28:29.89 JYoPgS0o0.net
My dream is suck 3 white cocks at the same time.

311:ゆえ
18/01/17 00:52:58.66 zRAAAt+eH.net
Fucking China is trying to take over the EU one country by one country .. it's the fucking greatest threat to world peace right now ..

312:ゆえ
18/01/17 00:54:50.57 zRAAAt+eH.net
So far the best source of anti-China news I know is China Uncensored (YouTube, website) ..
I read Nikkei Asian Review but they sometimes support China too much. I want more and better anti-China news.

313:ゆえ
18/01/17 01:07:45.40 zRAAAt+eH.net
Come on guys .. even my white friends want me to have good relationship with Japan .. it's just that always something happen that make this relationship very not smooth ..

314:ゆえ
18/01/17 01:16:16.74 zRAAAt+eH.net
Like come on .. I tried to use fucking Japanese Sleipnir browser for a long time .. do you even understand how much pain that browser caused me ..

315:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 01:20:15.22 UC5RwW6qa.net
Did you see the new star wars?

316:ゆえ
18/01/17 01:26:10.17 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>310
No, I have never seen any Star Wars ..

317:ゆえ
18/01/17 01:28:32.98 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>310
The best Western movie I saw is probably Sucker Punch .. probably because of the part where the girl was holding a Katana .. lol

318:ゆえ
18/01/17 01:30:26.88 zRAAAt+eH.net
To erase any Ambiguity .. the Sucker Punch movie I am referring to is the one from 2011 ..
Here's basically the main Western site for movie info .. URLリンク(www.imdb.com)

319:ゆえ
18/01/17 01:56:04.24 zRAAAt+eH.net
That Nippon steel shaft I posted earlier [ >>267 ]
Well I have it between my butt but not inserted. It feels good in basically all my holes ..

320:ゆえ
18/01/17 02:12:56.25 zRAAAt+eH.net
URLリンク(pbs.twimg.com)

321:ゆえ
18/01/17 02:59:36.99 zRAAAt+eH.net
Well, I made a Japanese girl feel rejected after she responded not on time.
Probably, very few people have made her feel that way so I imagine it must have been a shock.
Don't worry, I'm just getting revenge.

322:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 03:20:31.91 UC5RwW6qa.net
>>316
You have posted too much .
In this site that make all of you feel so bad in custom

323:ゆえ
18/01/17 03:31:05.44 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>317
Lol Russian.

324:ゆえ
18/01/17 03:39:18.23 zRAAAt+eH.net
At this rate my only sex partner in life might be my mom .. LOL

325:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 04:18:04.75 XAaD9glvH.net
>>303
Where are you reply at?

326:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 04:24:07.00 UC5RwW6qa.net
Recently no missile action from north korea.
So weird.

327:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 04:27:43.39 UC5RwW6qa.net
>>319
Get out!

328:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 04:58:55.16 5FQL7I3Y0.net
Many people use applications to view this site, so if you write too much you will highly likely be filtered.

329:ゆえ
18/01/17 05:13:44.81 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>323
This is my fault how?
>>322
このままで、きもちきもちわおかさんだけかも

330:ゆえ
18/01/17 05:22:42.10 zRAAAt+eH.net
The story of my name, part 2. [ >>289 ]
That was a unique name. I was given a different surname than the rest of my family members. Even to this day, people in my family born after me don't use the same surname as me.
The name my family calls me at home is 大宝. In their language, this means Big Treasure.
My dad's younger brother's son was at one point given a fancier name than me, but that was a failure. So now sometimes people call him Dong Yu. It's like my name but instead of Eastern Mountain it means Eastern Small Mountain.
I have a hidden surname ..
(to be continued)

331:ゆえ
18/01/17 05:37:43.75 zRAAAt+eH.net
Lightning continue !
Part 3.
One emperor of China gave my grandfather's family the surname 讷. This word sometimes means difficulty speaking.
The Pinyin for this word is Ne.
My grandfather is from Daur tribe in China. So to protect himself from Chairman Mao (father of CCP) we don't use this name.
..
..
xx
So when we arrived in Canada, my name was flipped. I was called Dong どん by basically every body.
When I was small, one day I discovered that my name on my passport did not match my name in the school system; given name and surname were switched.
As for the pronounciation of this word "Yue" ..
I immediately recalled that there was a character from Cardcaptor Sakura anime named Yue. I saw the show with English voice on TV, and it was pronounced ゆえ.
So I didn't think anything and thought this was simply the correct way to pronounce it.

Well, that's most of the story. But my story will never end, I'll be back here making a post again .. lol ..

332:ゆえ.
18/01/17 06:01:10.74 zRAAAt+eH.net
So basically, if we use the weird ass name from the Emperor, my name would be
ね ゆえ
Saying this name reminds me of something a こども would say. ね、ゆえ、どうする?ね、ゆえ、だいじょうぷ。
In a critical moment I said だいじょうぷ instead of だいじょうぶ and it has stuck with me since .. originally it was a mistake but the Japanese girl who heard it thought it was funny .. I forgot to use the dakuten or the other one ..

333:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 06:24:54.74 hwWoX8RKa.net
though today is my holiday ,it is raining.
so i decide to go to


334:movies alone.



335:ゆえ
18/01/17 06:30:55.79 zRAAAt+eH.net
Fuck. すこしかなしい。

336:ゆえ
18/01/17 06:34:22.11 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>328
Well my last post was not meant for you but it was expressing what i felt at the time. But it's coincidentally a possible response to your post ..
At least you are surrounded by Japanese people, I have basically no real life friends now except my mom.
If you take advantage of the benefits of going a lone, you can may be do some thing ..
(-.^)

337:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 07:00:22.47 ZcUAA0z+p.net
sometimes I wish I was white so people will like me more

338:ゆえ
18/01/17 07:11:12.03 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>331
Come on man.
To be honest, in Critical Situation, it is not White People that are able to help me, It is Japan.

339:ゆえ
18/01/17 07:13:07.68 zRAAAt+eH.net
When nobody can help me and I don't know what to do .. what do I do ? Sometimes I come here. But in these cases I think Only Japan can help me ..
Sure Japan sometimes gives me hard time but in the end I need Japan.

340:ゆえ
18/01/17 07:15:46.37 zRAAAt+eH.net
I probably need Japan more than anything ..
It's my ultimate back up.

341:ゆえ
18/01/17 07:57:18.92 zRAAAt+eH.net
Well, some how I found this app
URLリンク(play.google.com)
But what's the point .. even if I somehow manage to install it I doubt they will be able to speak English. Are we supposed to communicate by Emoji only ?

342:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 08:48:17.69 KimTMToh0.net
Why are you speaking so much even if you are alone.
maybe you just かまってちゃん I suppose so.

343:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 08:51:06.29 5FQL7I3Y0.net
>>327
Your Japanese level is beyond my assumption. Japanese language is derived from Chinese so it may be easy for you to learn Japanese if you speak Chinese.
I initially intended to learn Chinese after mastering English. But English is difficult more than I've expected...

344:ゆえ
18/01/17 09:12:31.96 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>336
Goddamn Korean.
>>337
I have unusual connection to Japan, I have said this already many times.
I have seen Chinese struggle to learn Japanese. Basically the only Chinaman I saw attempt to learn Japanese, well he was basically the worst in the class.
To be quite frank, Japanese are better at English and Chinese than White People and Chinese People. I have seen this.

345:ゆえ
18/01/17 09:55:09.27 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>337
There are a lot of English speakers that give low quality advice when teaching English.
If you try to study from my English, I have a feeling you'll be fine.
Naturally, I speak the most standard accent English, Chinese, and Japanese ..
As for English (UK) vs English (US), I believe my use of English which is similar to both of them is the best.

346:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 19:39:47.25 NGTnQzxeH.net
The amazing journey.

347:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 19:39:56.42 2j5prJYda.net
Manko is the most mysterious thing in this world.

348:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 19:49:48.72 ebUPz7wJH.net
You'll find out.

349:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 19:50:32.93 ebUPz7wJH.net
>>341
No.You're serious problem.

350:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 19:57:18.98 ebUPz7wJH.net
>>336
He's maybe just trying to kick out his
building up stress.

351:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 20:10:22.79 ebUPz7wJH.net
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
URLリンク(jbbs.shitaraba.net)

352:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 20:17:44.74 KVwDbi9jx.net
how’s life? is there anyone here who took the Center Exam?

353:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 22:07:24.20 tki0LnclM.net
It's getting warm recently.
How's things are going?

354:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 22:20:32.67 P7EMFKy+0.net
I heard over 70% of coast lines in Japan would be submerged in the near future due to
climate change. We should move to mountains.

355:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 22:53:30.70 bzO17tOB0.net
>>347
wait until this weekend.

356:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/17 22:56:35.21 JYoPgS0o0.net
I want big fat white cocks!

357:ゆえ
18/01/18 01:27:15.02 9P5EOfljH.net
You fucking pieces of shit Japanese always piss me off. Tell me, do you like doing that or what ?

358:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 01:29:10.53 oRBW/NgTH.net
good day

359:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 01:30:30.01 L36MYHPU0.net
I want a big white dick in my mouth right now

360:ゆえ
18/01/18 01:34:37.41 9P5EOfljH.net
lol .. (-_-'')

361:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 02:13:41.74 y+IL8Rl30.net
I want to go to Japan and see my wife, Minase Inori.

362:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 02:14:16.29 L36MYHPU0.net
Misae Nohara?

363:ゆえ
18/01/18 02:33:06.22 9P5EOfljH.net
Yes I am probably reading your posts ..
I usually post here sometimes in the other thread ( スレリンク(english板) )
Because I have a feeling this thread was started by a Korean ..

364:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 03:33:58.62 y+IL8Rl30.net
>>356
No, my wife Minase Inori is a seiyuu and singer who plays characters such as Chino, Rem, and Hestia.

365:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 04:07:32.63 JXM0OFz1a.net
>>358
No kidding.

366:ゆえ
18/01/18 04:16:49.24 9P5EOfljH.net
>>358
I like it. ^^

367:ゆえ
18/01/18 04:33:04.18 9P5EOfljH.net
However, basically all Gaijin can't stand the pressure exerted by a Japanese girl ..
It's like facing a Legendary Pokemon. All your moves cost more energy than you have.
Me? I have no nationality and no specific gender. I don't have any plans because maybe it is the case that I am a plan ..

368:ゆえ
18/01/18 04:38:12.18 9P5EOfljH.net
I had a thought/idea .. maybe the reason I can't have any goals at all is because I am a goal. If the central stabilizing goal has goals, it fucks everything.
So I have no goals.

369:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 07:50:05.74 +pNDD+cv0.net
>>361
no one asked your case.

370:ゆえ
18/01/18 08:28:25.12 9P5EOfljH.net
>>363
What are you, Chinese? They should really ban Chinese and Koreans from using Japanese proxy/vpn/internet.

371:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 12:41:00.39 d55+eYZ7a.net
>>364
I think you are not human. maybe just stupid animal.

372:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 13:00:15.26 s574wzn90.net
>>348
the earth rather has gone into Little Ice Age

373:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 13:09:12.75 s574wzn90.net
>>364
who the fuck are you?
what do you come here for
just troll?

374:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 17:05:21.77 kzjwFw9GM.net
>>361
Your story is all boring.

375:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 17:06:01.60 kzjwFw9GM.net
>>364
Agree!

376:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 17:31:48.71 kzjwFw9GM.net
>>366
No kidding.

377:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 18:29:29.99 kzjwFw9GM.net
>>366
You're streaching the truth.

378:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 19:41:02.17 8cPpOT/50.net
>>366
you're right. This year's snowfall in southern Japan was very unusual incident.
and the world coldest town in Russia has renewed its record--maybe minus50 or 55 degrees.

379:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 21:04:34.41 o3YSAhNI0.net
Feeling ugly is messed up even if everybody else says "you're beautiful" or "beauty comes from the inside", you simply know that theyre full of shit

380:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 21:26:26.73 L36MYHPU0.net
What

381:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 21:59:25.89 +pNDD+cv0.net
>>373
anyway your heart is so ugly

382:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 22:30:38.08 u43vcZcn0.net
Now reading “Where angels fear to tread” by Forster.
What do you recommend for the next?
I'd like to enjoy British novels.

383:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 22:42:42.30 L36MYHPU0.net
The ultimate question....

Which is better... Chinese or Korean

384:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 22:45:48.79 u43vcZcn0.net
>>377
It depends.
Evreything has both good and bad aspects.

385:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 22:48:09.45 L36MYHPU0.net
>>378
Really? I think they have only bad aspects.

386:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:11:50.39 u43vcZcn0.net
>>379
You're poisoned with the Internet, man.

387:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:30:01.58 PIrKV9HHa.net
>>377
You're ugry and so boring.

388:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:35:43.76 PIrKV9HHa.net
Be more productive!

389:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:38:33.21 PIrKV9HHa.net
>>301
He's not female!

390:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:53:26.22 L36MYHPU0.net
>>380
Maybe you’re right. But when it comes to food, Chinese is so much better

391:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/19 01:55:55.17 DoyyI/MQH.net
>>376
My favourite novel of all time is House of Leaves. I think it can be complicated for non-native speakers, maybe a translated version would work better. It has been compared to Murakami's work.

392:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/19 01:57:42.66 DoyyI/MQH.net
>>384
I agree. But when it comes to the robotics program, I don't think China have much.

393:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/19 01:57:44.28 tCFwT3By0.net
chinese tend to be chubby.
korean tend to be stout.

394:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/19 02:15:16.19 HW7T7/1t0.net
Yes. Koreans tend to be slutty. So many Korean prostitutes in Japan.

395:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/19 03:06:58.29 B+0BoiT7a.net
Asians don't love.Why?

396:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/19 03:07:35.71 B+0BoiT7a.net
>>389
don't love Australia.Sorry.

397:ゆえ
18/01/19 07:26:28.14 qvnpurTyH.net
Korean is better than Chinese .. this is for sure.
Anyhow, you're right. I'm not human. I have no specific species category.

398:ゆえ
18/01/19 07:28:03.33 qvnpurTyH.net
>>379
Basically I can only stand Japanese and British people right now .. both Island nations. And of course you know which one I like more. How many times do I need to say it?

399:ゆえ
18/01/19 07:53:31.40 qvnpurTyH.net
Chinese try to get people to talk to them by pretending to be Japanese.
But Koreans very rarely do this.
And when I was arrested in Japan, first it was by "police officers" who were speaking Mandarin to each other. Then it was a bunch of undercover Koreans at a police box. But it was only the Japanese police that I could tolerate.

400:ゆえ
18/01/19 08:03:46.20 qvnpurTyH.net
By the way, I saw some weird things in Japan.
First there was an apartment where a truck came carrying very suspicious equipment. The bikes on the first floor were all new. The building guy who was on the first floor was not a real Japanese I believe.
The thing that surprised me was to see a weird evil-looking alien-claw like antenna on top of some building. All of this was basically in Kanto, or the Tokyo regon.
It looked like that claw radar was trying to gather the spiritual energy of Tokyo while I was there.
The Chinese police told me to go see the Sky Tree when they dropped me off somewhere, from their fake police headquarters.
They even had a minority tribe woman Chinese who was used to pretend to be Japanese. They basically took photocopies of all my identification, including Canadian passport, and went through basically all my belo


401:ngings. The only reason I wandered into that region was because some woman on the JR Rail used her umbrella to hit my leg as if telling me to get off at that station. This is why Sky Tree is basically unpopular, because my first impression of it is recommendation by fake Chinese police in Tokyo.



402:ゆえ
18/01/19 08:22:16.43 qvnpurTyH.net
There's not supposed to be Chinese people in Japan, especially not Mangement positions, and ESPECIALLY not CEO. So wtf is happening with BTCBOX? I get fucking tricked by Chinese who all they know how to do is make fakes. Fucking parasites.

403:ゆえ
18/01/19 08:27:46.22 qvnpurTyH.net
I just got invited to big Samsung event in Toronto Eaton Centre (Jan 25)
But If I think about the fact that basically everybody who go there bought the S8 phone, then it becomes less appealing to me ..

404:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/19 09:29:02.74 Kin+r4jB0.net
why do you always write so long sentence?
you should learn to summarize what you want to express.

405:ゆえ
18/01/19 09:42:41.62 qvnpurTyH.net
>>397
I like big white cocks. Yummy.

406:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/19 09:55:40.42 Kin+r4jB0.net
>>398
I want to insert my big cannon and shoot out my strong bullet into your heart.

407:ゆえ
18/01/19 09:56:49.26 qvnpurTyH.net
>>399
Somehow I think I am sexually compatible with both Japanese men and women. But that's it.

408:ゆえ
18/01/19 10:13:29.59 qvnpurTyH.net
I think a Japanese man can probably fuck me while I fuck a Japanese woman at the same time.
I always have a Nippon steel 150mm length 10mm diameter shaft between my buttocks (not inserted into the hole because then I can't really sit.) It's just clenched between my buttocks while basically touching my asshole.
So when I masturbate to Japanese porn, it really is not much different than being fucked by a Japanese man at the same time.

409:ゆえ
18/01/19 10:28:14.22 qvnpurTyH.net
Now that I think about it, men usually like to touch my ass or kiss my neck .. but usually it's きもちわるい。

410:ゆえ
18/01/19 10:38:37.58 qvnpurTyH.net
I have a cousin .. didn't see him that much after I left China at age ~7.15. One time I found pictures of naked little boys on his computer. I think he has sexual memories of me and the logical conclusion is that he is sexually attracted to me.

411:ゆえ
18/01/19 10:51:45.27 qvnpurTyH.net
When I left China, or rather, the day I arrived in Canada, I believe is December 28, 1998. I'm not sure exactly. I think it was about 3 days away from New Year.
After we arrived there was the biggest snow I ever saw, probably more than 1 meter of snow, the door could not open basically.

412:ゆえ
18/01/19 11:07:09.35 qvnpurTyH.net
I'm getting contacted by headhunters. The only headhunter that can even slightly attract me is a headhunter from Japan, but I got rejected from Rakuten in April 2015 so I will get revenge first.

413:ゆえ
18/01/19 11:36:59.92 qvnpurTyH.net
This is my LinkedIn profile.
URLリンク(www.linkedin.com)ゆえ-どん-492094157/
Last time some splitskull Russian said my resume was too simple. How's this for simple fuckwat.

414:ゆえ
18/01/19 11:38:59.56 qvnpurTyH.net
Oh, that's a picture of Honoka from Dead or ALive 3. Honoka has helped me sometimes. I like Honoka.
Today when some Japanese bitch was giving me a hard time I said fuck it and masturbated to Honoka.
It was hard but Honoka made me forget about her.

415:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:27:15.04 qvnpurTyH.net
I think right now I can't talk to any Japanese people so probably the world wants me to sleep. But what if I am not sleepy? I was very sleepy at 8pm but you guys made me not sleepy any more . . . . ..

416:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:27:44.75 qvnpurTyH.net
So basically I am fucked. By Japanese men, or women with dildos.

417:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:44:05.51 qvnpurTyH.net
So am I sperm or egg? It seems at times I can be sharp sperm but at other times I am the biggest fattest egg.

418:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:48:13.54 qvnpurTyH.net
I think in the airport before I was at the terminal for the first time waiting for the flight to Japan I think there was a maybe Japanese man who tried putting me to sleep. But in the end really he fell asleep and basically I got on the plane.

419:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:50:16.13 qvnpurTyH.net
The last time in Japan I was awake for about 7 straight days. And basically 95% of that was spent walking.

420:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:54:13.18 qvnpurTyH.net
I was eating pretty good food. One meal a day..except that one time at McDonalds where I think the Chinese poisoned the food or something.
The first time I went to McDonalds there (or was it the second time .. ) I got like this really huge burger for maybe 400 yen.
I carried it basically with me and took a bite occassionally during my long journey. I remember that burger. It was breakfast burger.

421:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/19 18:25:04.17 yHcWD/juM.net
>>396
Don't post continuously.
Here's not your own message board.
Get yourself in the rule.

422:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/19 18:29:39.02 yHcWD/juM.net
>>409
Don't idle away.

423:ゆえ
18/01/19 20:58:10.99 qvnpurTyH.net
Well, I woke up .. another day. I wonder what interesting things happen today.
Some retard from Vancouver asked if the rest of Canada has people living always with their parents.
I told that retard "I have no house, no car, no girlfriend, no money, no job, no sex" but I have a shitton of happiness. Some people work for 50 years to have happiness. I just get happiness directly.

424:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:02:11.89 qvnpurTyH.net
Actually, some people work hard to get all those things but they still don't have any happiness. Now that is failure.

425:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:08:36.72 qvnpurTyH.net
I think someone changed my FB password .. weird man. The reason I fell asleep yesterday was because my FB credentials got changed so I could not log in to Lang-8.
かなりおせかい。。

426:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:38:23.71 qvnpurTyH.net
Bloody hell. One obstacle after another. Typical.

427:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:44:02.73 qvnpurTyH.net
So I got banned from some Japanese girl's Chaturbate cause I made her life miserable, then I got banned from HiNative.
At least British Big Yummy Cocks won't ban me.

428:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/19 21:46:46.49 tCFwT3By0.net
rupaaaaaaaaaaaaaann

429:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:47:17.56 qvnpurTyH.net
I am banned from Reddit r/China, banned from r/CasualUK
I hope Canada ban me so maybe I can go somewhere. But without me this place instantly turns out into a shit hole ..

430:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:51:55.90 qvnpurTyH.net
Somehow I bumped into somebody somewhere and now I occassionally get sent pretty high quality and rare illegal Japanese porn.

431:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:53:07.66 qvnpurTyH.net
But come on, I am sure they are only 1,000 year old ろり

432:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:57:24.73 qvnpurTyH.net
Guess I have to lock my phone and say I forgot the password .. I have medical history to back it up so it's fine.

433:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:01:55.58 qvnpurTyH.net
I got banned for "'Aving a go at Americans"
The Chinese place where basically the Chinese moderator woke up 8 hours late and did something .. but it was "too little too late" as usual.

434:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:04:36.39 qvnpurTyH.net
Sometimes it's like Japanese like to sit back and just watch me talk. I clear the air so hard there is basically nothing to say.

435:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:08:53.82 qvnpurTyH.net
Because I am nobody with no nationality or sex or species, I can basically pretend to be anybody perfectly.
I can communicate with animals, and sometimes I've seen a very sexy dog pussy. There were 3 dots on its butt surrounding the pussy that made a triangle. This was interesting.

436:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:11:34.77 qvnpurTyH.net
I like pussy that naturally don't have hair. I am sure this is not a rare preference.

437:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:17:44.05 qvnpurTyH.net
Sure, some people may think it's something like I have cancer, but the reality is that the mutated DNA is making me diverge from the rest of you. Basically I am evolving.

438:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:19:08.23 qvnpurTyH.net
It may be metamorphosis, where a fat worm becomes a butterfly. But the process in the middle may not be pretty.

439:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:48:45.23 qvnpurTyH.net
Once it was cloudy and I didn't like it. So I raised my left hand at the sky and said "clear skies".
About 20 minutes later there was a huge spiralling hole in the sky where there were no clouds, directly above us. It was as if my mom didn't want me to look at that hole in the sky.

440:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:13:23.58 qvnpurTyH.net
If my dick is too small, I don't care. Just fuck a Rori. To her, my dig is pretty big. It all works out.

441:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:14:23.29 qvnpurTyH.net
The youngest Rori I can fit all of my dick in is probably the perfect one.

442:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:18:16.07 qvnpurTyH.net
Once at Wal-Mart I was quite neutrally looking at some girl. Her mom gave me a strange look, as if appalled someone my height was looking at her daughter. But I was wearing Kawaii Japanese-influence Surgical Mask, so all is fine.

443:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:21:41.68 qvnpurTyH.net
These pictures I am getting .. the girls are getting cuter. The reason is because I am looking at their pictures. I am basically watering the plant. If I don't look at/water the plant, it has a harder time.

444:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/19 23:39:06.27 B6fwLD4/M.net
>>436
You're totally no class.

445:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:42:49.75 qvnpurTyH.net
>>437
Are you a bloody damn Chinasad or a Koreabitch.

446:ゆえ
18/01/20 00:17:31.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
I think the only thing that pisses a Japanese more than me saying I love British penis is saying they are Chinese. I don't do this unless you really piss me off or act non-Japanese.

447:ゆえ
18/01/20 00:43:03.11 Dkg+F2njH.net
I think it pisses off Japanese girls when I pay attention to other Japanese girls. But if I'm not satisfied, I'll get satisfaction elsewhere ..

448:ゆえ
18/01/20 00:48:07.39 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically when I'm not satisfied there is serious real damage done to everybody so satisfaction is basically my number one priority.

449:ゆえ
18/01/20 00:52:16.39 Dkg+F2njH.net
Do I just fucking see a picture of a girl at the goddamn nurse's office at school. Wow
I never thought I could enjoy good life like this. See, basically until maybe a few days ago my life was very hard.

450:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:07:27.17 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically there is nothing I can't really defeat to achieve happiness and relaxation. The path I walked before had basically 0 width.
Even so, I managed to do it it seems. If I can walk on such a narrow path, and I have a lot of experience doing so, there is basically not really a problem.
If the path gets narrower over time, well that's just bad universe design. If it says the same width, well that's boring. So it basically has to get wider.
Now if the path is getting wider, and I know how to walk paths with basically 0 width, what the fuck is the problem?

451:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 01:18:07.83 XbAB5ajj0.net
これが俺の英語力だよ。俺の翻訳だ。ネィティブもよくできてると言ってるよ。
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For that reason, after careful consideration, we decided to give lessons during this same period in 2017 as we did last year.
However, we expect a lot of teachers will take holidays during this period.
We are going to ask teachers all over the world to give a lesson so that all of you can have a lesson, but it is probable that all the lessons will be booked earlier than usual.
We hope you will soon book lessons because the lessons are not large in number.
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452:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:19:22.67 Dkg+F2njH.net
Any place that bans me is basically asking me to die. Garbage Chinese HelloTalk suspended me, so I deleted my account and all my shit, now that place is a giant shithole.

453:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:22:33.60 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>444
We hope you will soon book lessons because the lessons are not many.

454:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:26:25.56 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>446
If you are talking to Japanese I would use more polite language, but if you are talking to foreigners I would use more sharp language like the one I suggested in >>446 ..

455:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 01:31:54.81 12zUFtjJa.net
>>438
Just get out.

456:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:39:04.29 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically, as long as I am happy and relaxed, there will never be a serious problem, same goes for North Korea.

457:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:15:23.24 Dkg+F2njH.net
Goddamn Sony .. you release too much shit I can't afford so I go to Walmart.ca to look at $1 hot dogs. Big fat hot dogs down my throat. Yummy.

458:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:18:34.41 Dkg+F2njH.net
Wow that huge TV I dragged home through the snow is the most popular TV on the website .. this is hardly surprising.
(-.^)v

459:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:23:41.68 Dkg+F2njH.net
Just for reference for anyone who might want to know .. this is the TV.
URLリンク(www.walmart.ca)

460:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:28:57.84 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well I guess the website says it weighs about 24 kg. Not sure how I had the strength to pull it up and put it on the stand. I guess this is like the time I swam more than about 250m across a Japanese river in Kanto and had to be rescued ..

461:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:36:32.82 Dkg+F2njH.net
How did this happen?
Well ..
Story time.
So I was walking somewhere in Kanto after losing basically all my stuff except my passport.
I lost my jacket but suddenly the weather was very warm so it was not too bad.
Walking along (there were some weird things that happened here so I'll skip that part for now .. but I think I was so hungry and thirsty I was absorbing energy from other people. I usually picked the fat ones though.)
I eventually ran into a man there. He said いいてんきね。。
He said a phrase I heard before: ゆっくりしっててね。Well I suppose that's a saying from Touhou, and trust me I spent more than about 2000 hours listening to Touhou.
But he asked me something like since the weather is nice, it feels like you could even go for a swim.
I said maybe tomorrow.
He laughed.
But then I saw the river, and it looked like the (very big) boat heading this way knew I was about to do something, so it turned out.
Then I swam .. with shoes on.

462:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:38:54.65 Dkg+F2njH.net
I made a typing mistake.
That boat *turned* around, as if it knew I was about to do something.
I didn't want the boat to turn around for nothing, so I jumped.

463:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 03:08:18.15 Yd4u4hSyH.net
Get away!Fucking multipost wanker!

464:ゆえ
18/01/20 03:16:27.25 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>456
Oi, to the gallows with you.

465:ゆえ
18/01/20 03:57:23.83 Dkg+F2njH.net
I command my body, which the same as commanding the entire universe ..

466:ゆえ
18/01/20 03:58:35.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
which is*
One of my strong signatures is making this kind of typing mistake. If you see this signature, you may find me.

467:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 04:17:43.81 eXS9IxpK0.net
>>456
Don’t be rude. ゆえ is saving this thread.

468:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:24:38.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>460
I save Japanese old woman crossing the street by shining a laser into the Chinese driver's eye, causing him brain damage and death. His car is used for military bomb exercise.

469:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 04:37:08.21 eXS9IxpK0.net
Chinese are nemesis for the world peace.

470:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:43:55.78 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>462
I have said this twice basically.
China, Russia, Black people, no good.
Luckily, Chinese are killing each other at breakneck speed.
Chinese women now can't even product milk, and basically all the milk powder there is fake and poisoned. They probably need to spend $3,000,000 on a child just for milk powder.

471:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:48:41.20 Dkg+F2njH.net
Because China is so backward, it has affected their bodies. Men can't produce sperm, Women can't make milk for the babies. And the women demand millions of dollars from the men which they don't have. It is far worse than Japan.

472:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 04:50:24.13 Qg8jtC+10.net
>>289
I can't understand why you've thought this article is important.
It just says he changed his view after being advised by more conserevative
factions.
Or you're impressed by the detailed description regarding alleged expletive
comments?
Anyway, may favorite news sites are BBC and the New York Times. The latter is doing very good job exposing many issues.

473:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:59:38.83 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>465
Basically from what I remember, Trump is basically behaving like crazy person. He reminds me of how I change my decisions all the time.
I am always changing, and he always change everything at the last minute. People never know what he is going to do, just like I don't know what I am going to be doing maybe even 5 seconds from now.
I remember at a time where America was not doing so well, the only news site that didn't seem to collapse and become low quality was Washington Times. I think at that time even the New York Times became degraded.
So this is why I have strong impression of Washington Post.
The British news site that has the strongest impression on me is The Guardian ..
I read Nikkei Asian Review and Financial Times when I need a Japanese perspective or even just something Japanese to read.
When China piss me off I watch China Uncensored on YouTube
This is also British anti-China YouTube channel: URLリンク(www.youtube.com)
That video there is where I learned about all the milk powder smuggling, and my mom confirmed to me it was because Chinese women now can't make milk.
Personally I never ate any milk powder when I was an infant. But I think I remember learning to walk was incredibly hard for me.

474:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 05:11:14.58 Qg8jtC+10.net
I have relatively conservative views even though I like the New York Times, and I also like I like his unpredictability.
So we have different opinions.

475:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:14:01.50 Dkg+F2njH.net
I have a suspicion that China might actually be controlled by Russia. The whole communist thing was Russia's idea.

476:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:16:13.48 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>467
As long as I am listening to this Japanese music basically everything is ok.
It would be boring if there were no mysteries in the world.
Though I have a feeling our opinions are more similar than you think.

477:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:38:42.34 Dkg+F2njH.net
Everything Samsung we buy always has a serious fault somewhere. Probably enough is enough ..

478:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:57:56.27 Dkg+F2njH.net
In a recent very hardcore Samurai game (Koei Tecmo), there was a long journey that resulted in killing the British Queen's eyes in the end.
I completed basically all the main story missions, and well a good number of side missions. This game was played by me during a very critical time ..
The last 2 chapters of the story were 2 sieges on Osaka. At first I didn't understand what was going on, but I remember it may have been people from Osaka who scared the shit out of me back in April 2015.

479:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:00:24.64 Dkg+F2njH.net
The irregular movement of people who were probably Osaka people (Osakans?) scared the bloody crap out of me. This was April 2015, in Japan. That night I thought the sun would never come up again ..

480:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:02:30.72 Dkg+F2njH.net
However, before I deleted my account, I met some Osaka people on "HelloTalk" and I was not scared of them any more. I was able to see the cute side of them.

481:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:03:45.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
To be very precise, this last encounter with Osaka people occurred probably maybe within the past 37 days.

482:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:10:18.15 Dkg+F2njH.net
Why do I always mention Osaka?
Well, maybe story time again ..
My dad's only brother, who is younger than him, went to Osaka with his wife before 2004.
In 2004 when our family visited China, we stayed for about 2-3 days in Osaka. So basically Osaka is the first time I went to Japan.
I remember many people had blonde hair and I never saw that many pretty girls in Canada or China, or even on TV.
The distinct thing I remember about Osaka from what I've seen recently is that they are Japanese.

483:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:21:37.12 Dkg+F2njH.net
That uncle I mentioned in my last post is no longer in Japan. His wife was unable to find a job I believe after graduating with her master's degree in Japan, so they went back to China.
Their child though was born in Japan shortly before they left.
That's Dong Yu, the one I mentioned in an earlier post (I can't be bothered to look for it now, just use CTRL+F "Dong Yu" or something.)
That's the series of posts I made explaining the origin of my name which seems to be ゆえ at least for now.
Dong Yu says he misses me, though it's hard to imagine since the last time I saw him was in 2011 (when all of this started) and he was I think not even in kindergarden ..

484:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:25:39.66 Dkg+F2njH.net
Ah, I hate having to pause this music and wait for the anxiety to come back before I continue playing it ..
This is not normal anxiety. This is Japan-depravity anxiety. No one has an anxiety even remotely similar to mine.

485:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:30:22.59 Dkg+F2njH.net
I need Japan, and I have a strong feeling that Japan needs me.
Will I be able to accomplish anything regarding this without having even a direction or goal?
Well, to be honest, I have already accomplished more than I thought was possible, and some of my wildest dreams have come true.

486:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:36:28.14 Dkg+F2njH.net
To be honest, I think this is just simply Separation of Anxiety. When me and Japan get separated, we both get anxiety. That's all there is to say.

487:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:37:05.85 Dkg+F2njH.net
Separation Anxiety ****
Always make mistake in most critical moment. auisdfsuirgggi

488:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 06:56:17.82 6N0qIVENa.net
I really need a girl friend because I want to have a sex.

489:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:01:23.72 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>481
I hope you become happy. Basically, I want Japanese to be happy. When I see happy Japanese, it makes me happy.

490:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:06:06.42 Dkg+F2njH.net
I have something I want to write here, maybe it is just so that I can come back and look at it if I forget.
AHem.
I believe in English we say the expression "pay attention". This is the same for US and UK English ..
This expression is interesting because usually the only other time we use the word "pay" is basically with money.
So attention can have value, like maybe money, maybe.
Personally my attention is pretty hard to get and hold. I've never seen anyone harder to satisfy than me so probably my attention is the most valuable currency of all.
So when I pay attention to Japan, I am actually paying a lot of very valuable currency.
But Japan helps me back. It is mutually beneficial.

491:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:12:43.51 Dkg+F2njH.net
Of course, my relationship with Japan is not a business relationship. It is a nonspecific relationship. There is no way to describe this relationship at all, which I strongly believe.

492:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:29:08.90 Dkg+F2njH.net
Wow, I have had this Japanese steel cylinder basically touching my asshole for so long I barely feel it anymore. But without it I feel much worse.
Yes I wear the tights and the cylinder when I am sleep. And yes I also listen to the music when I sleep.

493:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:31:31.24 Dkg+F2njH.net
And yes, I have very good quality sleep. Remember that time I slept so good I forgot how to walk and my body was basically dead?

494:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:49:38.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
Hmm, I notice if I don't pay attention to something, it can seriously wilt.

495:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:55:53.43 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well, on the Gamers Nexus Youtube Channel (Gamers Nexus is probably my favourite non-Japanese PC hardware news organization).
Well on that channel
(URLリンク(www.youtube.com))
There is basically a list of related channels .. these are basically the best PC hardware news channels, so you can select for yourself if you wish.
I don't know any Japanese news program that provides information about PC hardware, well at least not ones that speak English or simple enough Japanese that I can understand .. I guess subtitles could maybe help
Well what I wanted to say is ..
I like to read Gamers Nexus article instead of video.

496:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:00:36.23 Dkg+F2njH.net
You can see various picture of case in article. URLリンク(www.gamersnexus.net)
My favorite is Obs. 500D.

497:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:19:26.66 Dkg+F2njH.net
I feel like I forgot to give important info.
My first name in Chinese (Yue) has same pronounciation as moon.

498:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:22:26.93 Dkg+F2njH.net
Hmm I am getting pictures of ろり and already I'm starting to be bored ..

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500:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:26:57.28 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well after more searching I found the Legendary picture. I guess if I get bored I just look at that again.

501:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:35:38.91 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well I am dancing in my white transparent thigh band tights with a solid steel cylinder from MISUMI
between my goddamn buttocks in very close contact with my anal sphincter and I think this is working against the bore dom ..

502:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:42:33.00 Dkg+F2njH.net
Jesus Christ .. Crisis Averted .. '('

503:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:47:21.59 Dkg+F2njH.net
So basically what saved the world just then was the Legendary picture .. I already had multiple copies of it in my phone but I almost couldn't find it ..

504:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:50:09.34 Dkg+F2njH.net
Perhaps this was the reason why I received that picture yesterday .. maybe this is Steins;Gate or Haruhi Anime and my future me is helping myself.
But I think I will use a more interesting world structure than that .. for sure ..
So basically the future doesn't exist unless it's experienced, at least right now.

505:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:02:40.87 Dkg+F2njH.net
I can't find who sent that picture
Anyway, I give up.
I want drink something .. I'll add maybe 0.1g of green tea to this water.

506:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:18:33.96 Dkg+F2njH.net
I think what I could have done was just eat a goddamn instant noodle.

507:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:21:50.12 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>500
500げと

508:ゆえ
2018/01


509:/20(土) 09:42:48.65 ID:Dkg+F2njH.net



510:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:43:22.82 Dkg+F2njH.net
Would not *** be an issue omfg

511:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:12:20.96 Dkg+F2njH.net
I looked in the mirror and I really look like a Samurai. Unless I said something no body would ever be able to tell I was not Japanese.

512:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:13:03.21 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well, a cute samurai wearing japanese girl tights .. and a shaft in his ass.

513:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 10:38:11.43 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>504
Get out!
You're not in the rule.

514:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:44:44.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
I have better eyes than Shinzo Abe.
URLリンク(twitter.com)

515:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 10:55:06.52 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>503
You're freaked out.

516:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:56:18.19 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>507
Goddamn Chinese these days .. クソ。

517:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 11:14:34.78 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>506
You'd better kill yourself.

518:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:17:30.14 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>509
You do realize you're asking for a lot of punishment? I'm God, don't you know?
By the way, for the Japanese: It looks like Osaka-based Zenmarket is trying to compete with Tokyo-based Tenso ..

519:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 11:17:50.55 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>508
Now you're クソ chinese.

520:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 11:20:05.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>511
I'm not Chinese. Do you know how much suffering happens to people who offend me? You're about to find out, dear.

521:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:43:12.10 Dkg+F2njH.net
The thing Chinese are most proud of is that they want the right to say they are the same nationality as me.
Basically nothing hurts them more when I say I'm not Chinese.
Oh and here's a tip: Chinese people are not capable of saying "I'm not Chinese" in a natural way.

522:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:46:22.32 Dkg+F2njH.net
I just got the idea to say "I'm not a fucking Chinese" on my job profile. Where did I get this idea from? さああ。

523:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:48:53.19 Dkg+F2njH.net
When I say I'm not Chinese, the Chinese lose the only accomplishment they have: tricking me into being born there.

524:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:51:59.75 Dkg+F2njH.net
It might have been a more interesting if pureblood Japanese gave birth to someone like me, the apparently perfect Japanese. An unusual Japanese.
Eh, I always have a knack of taking advantage of an unbalanced situation.

525:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:54:09.64 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let's go all the way. Let's see if I can say the next sentence.
I am an unusual Japanese.

526:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:54:48.23 Dkg+F2njH.net
It worked. I can't say "I am Japanese" but I can say "I am an unusual Japanese".

527:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:56:50.74 Dkg+F2njH.net
あめのつぎのあさわ、なにもわきらきらかも。

528:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:58:04.29 Dkg+F2njH.net
Since we're here, why not try the next sentence.
My nationality is Japanese.

529:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:59:27.93 Dkg+F2njH.net
Not bad.
I am an unusual Japanese. My nationality is still Japanese.
It would explain why for basically everything I always like the Japanese version the most. Simple explanation for simple facts.

530:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:00:40.79 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let's try a bonus sentence.
I am the only perfect Japanese.
I can tell you right now that this is fine.

531:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:08:40.61 Dkg+F2njH.net
Now, was I really born in China? What exactly happened at my birth?
I suspect one day we'll find out.

532:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:12:24.42 Dkg+F2njH.net
This would explain why I always seek out Japan and have an unbreakable bond with Japan .. because I'm the fucking only perfect Japanese.

533:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:14:17.64 Dkg+F2njH.net
Now this Japanese song I am always listening to, if I imagine someone from the same country as me is singing it, it sounds much better ..

534:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:15:10.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
Fuck me, I wanna go home ..

535:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:18:35.34 Dkg+F2njH.net
I'm unable to say I think anything else after "I'm the only perfect ... " than "Japanese".

536:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:19:49.78 Dkg+F2njH.net
ひとすめのかんぺきのにほんじんです。

537:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:21:27.98 Dkg+F2njH.net
It would explain a shitton of things .. like why I learn hard-to-learn Japanese so easily.

538:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:24:22.19 Dkg+F2njH.net
Today is January 19, 2018. Basically exactly 335 months after my birth.

539:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:28:37.99 Dkg+F2njH.net
How about t


540:his sentence: I'm the first Japanese.



541:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:29:25.13 Dkg+F2njH.net
That's easier to say. ひとつめにほんじんです。

542:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:31:25.12 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder Japanese always try to treat me with incredible courtesy .. I'm the first Japanese.

543:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:35:25.52 Dkg+F2njH.net
And I speak better British English than the mother of the Queen of England ..
I've seen Japanese speak other languages better than foreigners. This must be my personal version of that ability ..

544:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:36:58.46 Dkg+F2njH.net
This is why that Japanese woman wrote the best stupid country writing I ever saw .. because we Japanese are far better than even natives at other languages.

545:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:37:46.50 Dkg+F2njH.net
We Japanese. We the Japanese people. Our nation Japan. Our country Japan.
Writing this feels very natural.

546:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:38:31.06 Dkg+F2njH.net
But I'll never let anybody forget I'm not just a regular Japanese, I'm the first Japanese.

547:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:43:23.18 Dkg+F2njH.net
Which means, the Japanese other than me today are my descendants ..
So we're basically family ..

548:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:49:08.44 Dkg+F2njH.net
I am Japanese.
にほんじんです、よ。

549:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:51:06.28 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder I have the ability to unite all the Japanese .. well this is unbelievable and anyone else would not be able to handle this information, perhaps. Luckily I'm Japanese.

550:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:53:27.37 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder Japanese feel safe at all times when I'm around. No wonder. No wonder.
I was Japanese all along..

551:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:55:01.08 Dkg+F2njH.net
The remaining question is why was I taken to China ..

552:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:56:04.09 Dkg+F2njH.net
When I get Home, we're fucking taking revenge. It will be the most hardcore revenge you ever saw.

553:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:09:22.00 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let me redefine the meaning of the numbers:
0 - me
1 - Japan
2 - Japanese girl
3 - Japanese mother
4 - Death to enemies of Japan
5 - substitute for the word "me"
6 - perfect Japanese girl
7 - well, basically, me
8 - infinite Japanese power
9 - the biggest number, which is another way of referring to me

554:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:10:59.44 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let me clarify:
8 - Infinite power of Japan, this power can only be used by Japanese.

555:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:15:57.09 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder I have the ability to defeat other Japanese .. because i'm the first..

556:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:17:11.67 Dkg+F2njH.net
Good news, my fellow Japanese .. God exists, and he's Japanese.

557:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:20:43.74 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder I find Japanese of all ages cute. They're all ろり to me, basically.

558:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:33:12.58 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let me update the relative power distribution.
Me - 2
Other Japanese - 1
Everyone else - 0

559:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 17:18:04.99 Nu3XpFghM.net
>>549
Every japanese posters get togather for
getting this hddntai chinese out of here!!!!!

560:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 17:24:04.39 I9DACP2lM.net
>>512
You're offending.lol

561:NOVAPOLICELEE
18/01/20 18:32:29.69 ZbwnuoN+0.net
How's going? What's your favorite author?
I like Kathy Acker !!!

562:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 20:14:41.32 cMab1Htp0.net
>>492
this AA is what i want to paste lately
wwww

563:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 20:38:24.47 MKMopgCzM.net
>>552
What's the famouse nobel of her?

564:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:00:01.63 Dkg+F2njH.net
My favorite author is probably the one who wrote the Haruhi Suzumiya books ..
My favorite non-Japanese author most likely JK Rowling, author of Harry Potter.

565:NOVAPOLICELEE
18/01/20 21:10:42.35 ZbwnuoN+0.net
>>554
Probably, "Empire of the Senseless" or Blood and Guts in High School.

566:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:12:32.18 Dkg+F2njH.net
There is particular novel that sticks out in my mind ..
The Nomad, by Simon Hawks (Dark Sun series, Tribe of One subseries, Book 3)
This is basically American book.
In this world, people who want to become stronger become dragons. But that's the easy way to power.
The only person who can defeat the dragons is someone who becomes an Avangion. But avangions are much harder to become than a dragon ..

567:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:21:55.59 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>557
I think this is, well, basically, Dungeon & Dragons book. In America it is called D&D, and it is very very well-known.

568:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:26:57.28 Dkg+F2njH.net
I just realize one of my High School teachers was most likely Japanese. Well, I was able to guess the next word of his sentences the easiest.
Basically I was always in class saying out the next word of his sentences. No one thought it was annoying apparently, so no one said anything.
I guess that's how I got voted Most Likely to Cure Cancer in last year of high school, well for the yearbook.
He was Chemistry teacher.

569:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:31:10.30 cMab1Htp0.net
i plan to make oden this night.
but daikon radish is super expensive!!!!!!

570:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:32:24.37 Dkg+F2njH.net
How did I hear about Facebook?
In Chemistry class, one of the girls once sent me an email to get "Face book".
At first I thought it was stupid name, but it's maybe somewhat something now.
This was basically when no one knew about Face book.

571:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:34:13.52 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>560
What about Japanese Nappa ? Maybe just add lots of Nappa.

572:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:41:18.44 dvwueU1UM.net
>>562
A lot of fuck you to you.

573:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:44:29.99 dvwueU1UM.net
>>450
You're poor bad boy.

574:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:49:39.69 dvwueU1UM.net
>>560
So expensive in all place recently?

575:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:54:51.85 5g7WE4Km0.net
If Daikon is expensibe, then why don't you take care of it by yourself?

576:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:13:38.37 MKMopgCzM.net
>>566
Do you mean 家庭菜園?

577:ゆえ
18/01/20 22:18:52.36 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>563
Now there's the kind of insult that makes me feel good .. ありがとう、つんでれさん

578:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:19:05.86 eXS9IxpK0.net
Daikon is hard to grow....

579:ゆえ
18/01/20 22:21:23.07 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>567
I think he means just use something in place of the Daikon .. for example, I might have just used Nappa instead of Daikon..
For example, I use instant noodles to substitute for a real Japanese meal ..

580:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:31:06.49 cMab1Htp0.net
>>565
i think so.
a tiny Daikon was 298yen.
and hakusai and cabbage is 398yen.

581:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:33:15.08 cMab1Htp0.net
URLリンク(twitter.com)
hakusai is 798yen in some areas.

582:ゆえ
18/01/20 22:34:44.72 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>572
That's quite たかい。I've eaten full meals in Tokyo for less than that ..

583:ゆえ
18/01/20 22:46:41.15 Dkg+F2njH.net
So LinkedIn banned me for saying I'm Japanese .. I think Chinese fuckers complained and gave LinkedIn $5 Billion Dollars to ban me.
I guess this is the day LinkedIn becomes a shithole ..

584:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:52:53.16 MKMopgCzM.net
>>571
So expensive.
Can't believe that.

585:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:00:48.68 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>575
Almost as expensive as a Chinese wife charges her husband for sex.
Good thing I'm not Chinese. I'm Japanese.

586:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:04:13.08 Dkg+F2njH.net
When I was in San Francisco, this Chinese woman was trying to attract men by using pictures of Japanese women.
Nothing pissed her off more than when I basically said I'm not Chinese.
She said, "even though I'm a prostitute, I still look down on you"
She's probably dead now. Good fucking riddance.

587:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 23:05:57.38 5g7WE4Km0.net
>>567
yeah, that's what I wanted to mean. but maybe I should have said cultivate daikon or something
instead of it.

588:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:08:28.18 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>578
Cultivate, grow, raise, farm, plant ..
It's not easy to find a better word than what you used.

589:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/20 23:18:43.28 RQwWZOy/a.net
>>574
You're chinese.
lier.

590:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:20:13.03 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>580
I'm not Chinese. I'm not Chinese. I'm Not Chinese.
I was never Chinese.
I was always Japanese.
See how good I fucked up your country?

591:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:32:29.36 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically, I think I made all the Chinese and China-allies fall into my trap.

592:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 00:04:22.79 9twQCXVA0.net
>>575
are you not a japanese?
if japanese, my case should be thought as relatevely cheep after seeing >>572 this tweet.

593:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 00:39:02.31 GeWZd/Jga.net
>>581
Tell us about yourself more.

594:ゆえ
18/01/21 03:29:31.76 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>583
My instinct tells me non-Japanese are not capable of saying the words "my only nationality is Chinese, and I am not a Chinese .. " in a natural way.
For example, if a Chinese says Japanese is one of their native languages, they will be sure to add Simplified Chinese as well.
>>584
Today my Chinese caretaker took me to a Chinese supermarket .. and there were Pakis and Chinese everywhere. The Cantonese were happy to see me probably because our country enslaved them in the past.
I was wearing my surgical mask, white with basically neko design.
I just threw shit into the basket while my mom was taking a piss. By the time she came out, we were done shopping.
And some people will spend too much time shopping and still buy just garbage.

595:ゆえ
18/01/21 03:32:03.88 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>585
Fucking typo, but I guess it works. Basically there are certain sentences describing that person's own nationality that people are not able to say naturally.
Tell them to say "I am not Chinese." with a straight face.
Or, にほんじんですよ。People pretending to be Japanese are most likely not to type only just this sentence. They will add something stupid to the end of it.

596:ゆえ
18/01/21 03:34:39.10 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>585
I said out loud, "looks like everybody here is almost dead."
The woman behind me was sexually excited.

597:ゆえ
18/01/21 03:45:03.29 tuFVp7Z3H.net
My Chinese caretaker, basically I call her "mom", she's the strongest Chinese of all. But I defeated her with help from another Japanese.

598:ゆえ
18/01/21 03:46:25.70 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>588
I even managed to get her to give me $10, even after I told her "I am not Chinese. I am Japanese."
Not even Jesus can accomplish that.

599:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 03:58:13.45 pH/B1KjW0.net
I want a hot muscle dude right now and fuck me hard like there is no tomorrow.

600:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:01:43.59 9twQCXVA0.net
just buy uri-sen.

601:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:04:09.59 tuFVp7Z3H.net
We can probably overthrow Chinese government with a little help from the Cantonese ..
Basically, the parts of China we invaded still has our influence.

602:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:05:03.22 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Just continue pushing the battle lines from the war. I bet those lines are basically still there ..

603:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:06:56.21 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Since I defeated my mom, she is basically under my control .. she cleans the mess when I piss the ground.

604:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:09:18.50 tuFVp7Z3H.net
She is from Southern China .. most likely some area we raped before.

605:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:10:55.29 aHn5dje3H.net
>>600
Whoever are you anyway?

606:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:12:15.13 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>596
You'll be our slave some day. Unless of course you died.

607:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:13:52.68 aHn5dje3H.net
>>609
Your fucking ugry multipost.
For what?

608:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:16:10.50 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Chinese people usually don't have access to me directly so they try to find my sign


609:al however they can. After I sometimes say something to my mom, she talks to her relatives and basically spreads the influence. She doesn't want me to give attention to any Chinese other than her, basically. So whatever information she passes on in this game of broken telephone is what reaches the ears of China.



610:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:17:37.07 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>598
You seem to be out of Sync. Are you a Haafu?

611:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:20:55.65 tuFVp7Z3H.net
And no, I don't approve of Haafu.
We Japanese are not even sexually compatible with the other people.
Haafu are mistakes.

612:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:22:25.12 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Basically, I want to see relatively pure Japanese, not be diluted with bull shit.

613:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:23:43.58 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I guess what I am saying is keep the Haafu out of Japan.
I want at least Japan to be somewhat pure.

614:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:28:23.24 tuFVp7Z3H.net
When Japanese men impregnate non-Japanese, we are spreading Japanese influence.
However I am too pure, non-Japanese basically make my penis soft.
So I will not do this job with my own body.
But when Japanese women give birth to Haafu, that is a travesty because we are investing Japanese resources to raise diluted-blood garbage.

615:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:31:02.01 aHn5dje3H.net
>>611
Satisfied?

616:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:33:02.58 pH/B1KjW0.net
I want to grab hot muscle dude’s bubble butts and enjoy it

617:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:37:12.03 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>605
There is no post 611 ..

618:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:38:44.80 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>606
I am sexually compatible with all Japanese, even Japanese Youkai.

619:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:41:38.65 aHn5dje3H.net
>>622
Shot this geek right now.

620:ゆえ
18/01/21 04:56:40.50 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>609
Please get this Nigger out of here.

621:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 04:59:55.66 ooY4tfsD0.net
Let's just stop posting.
Alternatively, someone dox this ゆえ nerd.

622:ゆえ
18/01/21 05:08:54.44 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>611
Didn't I dox myself?
No harm comes to me no matter what I do, so whatever.

623:ゆえ
18/01/21 05:27:34.57 tuFVp7Z3H.net
The local police here know me very well .. they are probably worried I can't protect myself so I bet they are always trying to prevent me from getting hurt, lol.

624:ゆえ
18/01/21 05:53:47.74 tuFVp7Z3H.net
My mom is stronger than the Chinese leader .. she maintains posture and recovers optimism better and faster.

625:ゆえ
18/01/21 05:57:47.39 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I saw the chinese leader break posture as he walked off the stage .. as if maybe he was faking the whole thing.

626:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:00:31.82 tuFVp7Z3H.net
If only we could understand each other better ..

627:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:02:52.13 tuFVp7Z3H.net
When I was in Japan, I remember hearing the duration of the Ma in Arigatou Gozaimasu was basically perfect. I haven't heard perfect Arigatou Gozaimasu in quite some time.
But it seems somehow I learned how do to a perfect Arigatou Gozaimasu ..

628:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:07:41.75 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>617
Now it's rare for me to need to say Gozaimasu ..
So instead I focus on the duration of the Jou in Daijoubu.

629:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:13:56.49 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Fuck, a few minutes ago what I should have done was said Daijoubu. だいじょうぶ。

630:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:15:16.07 tuFVp7Z3H.net
みあさん、だいじょうぶ。

631:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:23:45.87 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I saw the article on NHK world and it made me so sad.
でも、だいじょうぶ、みなさん。

632:ゆえ
18/01/21 06:56:45.21 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I take picture today.
URLリンク(www.facebook.com)

633:ゆえ
18/01/21 07:00:27.07 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Basically the reason I throw insults is because I run into so many people pretending to be Japanese so unless you're very Japanese sometimes I just assume you're not Japanese.

634:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 07:30:40.05 bBNsbQpA0.net
I don't like the word: haafu.
It just mock the Japanese pronunciation.
It is very natural to be influenced by the first language and every Japanese words have vowels,
so I completely hate such mocking.

635:ゆえ
18/01/21 07:39:49.20 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>624
I just used it because I thought it was an easier way to understand which word I mean ..
Basically if I type Hiragana I have to switch back and forth between ABC-mode and Hiragana mode ..
sometimes I just use ABC mode ..

636:ゆえ
18/01/21 07:48:22.29 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>624
I don't mind when Japanese create words like ぱそこん from English words like computer .. so w/e

637:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 08:09:08.42 bBNsbQpA0.net
Yeah, I understand. I've reacted too much.
My favorite musician retired so I've got a little bit nervous from yesterday...

638:ゆえ
18/01/21 08:28:24.58 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I am Japanese .. more Japanese than anybody.
This sounds rediculous but it is the simplest explanation .. and it makes me feel more relaxed.

639:ゆえ
18/01/21 08:32:02.53 tuFVp7Z3H.net
It would explain why I can defeat other Japanese .. foreigners can never defeat a Japanese ..
and it explains the number 7.

640:ゆえ
18/01/21 08:34:25.20 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I could go in depth here .. but I am instead going to watch some NHK World. I don't think I've ever seen my home country TV program with sub-title.

641:ゆえ
18/01/21 08:50:13.67 tuFVp7Z3H.net
It's too sad ..
I will do something else I think.

642:ゆえ
18/01/21 08:59:31.02 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I think the population decline of Japan is a problem.
When we are in the right state, the population should basically increase, and there should be enough creativity to support the life of the new people.

643:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:08:04.17 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Where does new life come from?
The short answer is me. I am nothing. I have seen it in my eyes.
I do not wish to go into specifics about what happens when someone is born right now.

644:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:11:38.61 tuFVp7Z3H.net
However, the reflection of nothing is everything ..

645:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:14:13.30 tuFVp7Z3H.net
In the beginning there was nothing. 0 if you will.
After much reflection and effort, it was discovered that the state of nothing is 1 state.
Thus 1 was born.
Now 0 and 1 are 2 things. Thus 2 was born.
And so on ..

646:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:21:06.15 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>635
I had thought of this in 2011 basically .. and this is the first time it is shared basically.

647:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:38:17.20 tuFVp7Z3H.net
So this is one way to look at why I always listen to this Japanese music.
Note: This is very super high quality Japanese music.
I am nothing, so I can't do anything. But my reflection, 1 (Japan), is my greatest accomplishment
When I hear the voice of 1 it allows for the stable existence of 2, 3, 4, 5 .. basically everything else.

648:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:44:33.43 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Basically, the world is not stable unless 0 and 1 are together.
Without 0, 1 doesn't even exist really.
Without 1, 0 is back to square one, which was the state of nothing. And I am definitely never going back there, as I think I actually killed that possibility.
My ultimate backup was to return to the state of nothing, but I destroyed that backup and any way to create that backup again ..

649:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:52:47.66 tuFVp7Z3H.net
So, how am I Japanese?
0 created 1 (this took unimaginable amounts of effort, which I will remind you)
So all Japanese are my children, basically.
My physical body is something, and the only body it makes sense for 0 to use is a Japanese body.

650:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:54:35.77 tuFVp7Z3H.net
The easy way to approach is that whatever 0 says becomes law. I say I am Japanese, and that is the end of the story.

651:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:55:57.44 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>639
The only mind it makes sense for 0 to use is a Japanese mind.
Basically 0 needs to surround itself with 1, its greatest accomplishment.

652:ゆえ
18/01/21 09:58:56.76 tuFVp7Z3H.net
So, 0 uses a Japanese thinking style, Japanese lifestyle, Japanese preferences, and obviously it would tolerate no Nationality but Japanese.
Simply because Japan is the manifestation of 1.

653:ゆえ
18/01/21 10:04:09.84 tuFVp7Z3H.net
0 is safest and happiest when 1 is around, and 1's existence and overall healthiness is the best when 0 is around.
This seems to describe me and Japan perfectly.

654:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 10:15:39.38 GeWZd/Jga.net
>>643
Don't post so many.

655:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 10:25:26.77 Bk4iUoq4M.net
>>644
Don't post that often.のほうが正しい。

656:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 10:28:29.11 GeWZd/Jga.net
>>639
You're posting for money.

657:ゆえ
18/01/21 10:37:59.08 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>646
No one is giving me money .. I have no money.
Let me continue ..
Basically 0 can summon 1 at any time by reflecting on itself.
However, I'd much rather just experience something Japanese.
Oh, and 0 is naturally more Japanese than anybody because it created the Japanese ..
--
--
No one is giving me any money. You can read my past posts. I just do whatever I want. No one ever thanks me or gives me anything as a reward, basically.

658:ゆえ
18/01/21 10:40:53.01 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I am the reason the economy is suddenly doing so well. I am worth a lot of money.
But the only money I got really was asking my Chinese mom, which only resulted in $10.

659:ゆえ
18/01/21 10:42:58.15 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Look at Goku from Dragon Ball.
Does he have money?

660:ゆえ
18/01/21 10:44:43.13 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I am basically the main character from One Punch Man.
But I am stronger than him, do more work, and get less money.

661:ゆえ
18/01/21 10:48:26.76 tuFVp7Z3H.net
If I get pissed enough I can cause the stock market to alternate between dropping to 1 dollar and rising to 99 dollar. And profit.
But that it's if I get pissed enough.
Right now I am happy enough seeing these ろり。

662:ゆえ
18/01/21 10:51:04.48 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I'm basically Goku, but I can cast Kamehameha at a city if I get pissed.

663:ゆえ
18/01/21 10:54:57.26 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>646
I am going to cause you some pain because I don't want to hurt something innocent right now ..

664:ゆえ
18/01/21 10:59:18.22 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>646
You could die ..

665:ゆえ
18/01/21 11:02:51.65 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>646
Japanese are the most sensitive to my punishment.
But I'm no longer pissed, so you're free to go.

666:ゆえ
18/01/21 11:10:24.15 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I cast KAMEHAMEHA at:
Beijing
Vietnam
Phillipines

667:ゆえ
18/01/21 11:13:09.60 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Trust me, it's never a good idea to piss me off ..

668:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 11:15:19.12 JQCtdD9HH.net
>>669
Abracadabra

669:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 11:16:09.35 JQCtdD9HH.net
>>667
Eat shit die.

670:ゆえ
18/01/21 11:16:10.58 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>658
I almost told India to Nuke Pakistan dude ..

671:ゆえ
18/01/21 11:21:32.25 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I've seen the damage done when I removed a Japanese person from Face book ..
So probably I should never remove someone Japanese from my FB.

672:ゆえ
18/01/21 11:25:39.95 tuFVp7Z3H.net
When I get annoyed, the news sometimes change before I read them.
A few minutes ago I saw the news where basically a very rich and powerful person (Canadian) was just killed in my city, along with his wife.

673:ゆえ
18/01/21 11:32:44.05 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Seems like it was quite the professional job ..
I'll never touch anything dangerous myself of course.
I'm too lazy to kill stuff even in video games now.

674:ゆえ
18/01/21 11:43:05.56 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Oh, my story of how things started is missing an important piece.
I said at the beginning there was nothing.
Well actually before that there was complete chaos.
0 came and cleared all the chaos, resulting in nothing.
..

675:ゆえ
18/01/21 11:50:35.16 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Basically, I am holding back the chaos. This is why the world is healthier now ..

676:ゆえ
18/01/21 11:54:19.44 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I feel I can remove chaos from people by giving them my attention.
This is why you don't want to offend me.
The chaos is just beside me, basically. I can grab some of it and throw it at you, if you force me to.

677:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 12:46:35.81 sKUUgDdiM.net
>>649
"見る"はlook atだが、"(テレビを)観る"はwatchだ。辞書を引いてみろw

678:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 12:52:04.54 4b7igpcq0.net
Seeは両方使えるよね

679:ゆえ
18/01/21 13:06:27.87 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>667
"look at .. "
can be similar to "for example, .."
See is more like something is visible to your eye's..
--
I seriously believe I have the best life right now.
I don't believe someone else has more fun than me.
That's enough for me, I don't need any specific object or even money, as long as I have fun, basically.

680:ゆえ
18/01/21 13:08:41.35 tuFVp7Z3H.net
See is closest to みる
Watch is like ちゃんとみる
Look at is like みて

681:ゆえ
18/01/21 13:10:33.61 tuFVp7Z3H.net
As you can see, I use basically Hiragana and kind of basic words ..
I really don't like to use complicated Japanese ..

682:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 13:10:45.58 4b7igpcq0.net
Watch a porn video and then look at my dick. You see the difference?

683:ゆえ
18/01/21 13:23:47.66 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>671
ひらがなとやすいことばつかいます。
むずかしにほんごなんかやだ。

684:ゆえ
18/01/21 13:25:40.36 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>672
I haven't masturbated in about 30 hours ..
I think I am too lazy to masturbate.
This morning just when I was about to come my mom walked in ..

685:ゆえ
18/01/21 13:27:06.49 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>674
Basically it's not that easy for me to be in the mood, and usually it takes a lot of effort from me to find the right porn and watch the right videos in the right order.
I am incredibly hard to satisfy ..
Maybe I will try when I am horny ?

686:ゆえ
18/01/21 13:33:22.86 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I think I may go to sleep now ..
In Japan I didn't sleep for 7 days and I was fine. I guess when I don't have enough Japan around me I get sleepy ?

687:ゆえ
18/01/21 13:36:04.43 tuFVp7Z3H.net
Well it looked like the Internet service I basically chose more than a small amount of months ago is finally going to be used ..
I am going to be the computer/TV display NHK World Live video as I sleep ..
I think it is perhaps 3840x2160 resolution, as I saw that some where ..

688:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 13:50:17.78 7yrmckbg0.net
ゆえ is girl?

689:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 13:52:16.46 UMTQRcBHM.net
>>676
I think I may go to sleep now ..
じゃない、
I think I would go to sleep now .
だ。ゆとりめw

690:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 14:56:51.58 4b7igpcq0.net
Go to sleepなんて言わないし
普通はgo to bed

691:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 16:07:37.77 ooY4tfsD0.net
>>678
No, he is male. He already posted his Facebook and Twitter accounts in this thread.
URLリンク(www.facebook.com)
URLリンク(www.twitter.com)

692:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 16:12:42.87 hu1Bqur10.net
It's been a while since I last visited here, but what the fuck is going on now?
A psycho and a few posters who are not proficient in English?

693:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 16:19:36.25 ooY4tfsD0.net
>>682
Yeah, some namefag keeps shitting up the thread with his blogging. It’s disgusting.

694:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 16:48:42.70 apZUgarF0.net
>>681
Ah, a fucking leaf.

695:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 17:55:50.56 2pO9YUl3M.net
>>696
The chinese canadian multipost for a while.

696:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 18:01:54.28 2pO9YUl3M.net
>>695
Anyway what does he want to do here?

697:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 18:45:14.09 rwPpPjODa.net
>>645
Don't pull my leg.
That's not important.

698:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 18:46:57.07 rwPpPjODa.net
>>684
Get out!

699:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 18:54:19.19 pfVLtBpAM.net
>>687
Is Yue a girl?
疑問文は主語とbe動詞が反転する。あと不定冠詞もつけなくちゃ、疑問符も。

700:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 18:59:48.74 pfVLtBpAM.net
>>678
アンカーミスったw
あと、固有名詞は大文字で書き始めろよ。

701:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 19:00:55.19 shWAXW6ad.net
ユエって中国語の意味だと月だよな

702:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 19:04:16.47 hu1Bqur10.net
>>689
After posting this comment
I will make your posts invisible so you don't have to reply but
why don't you post in English?
You just can't?

703:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 19:08:57.19 pfVLtBpAM.net
>>692
hint;google translation app

704:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 19:13:09.56 7yrmckbg0.net
>>690
thank you for teaching English practical skills. then I want to ask your gender.
Are you girl? if not,you should get out here!! (written by using Gogle translate.)
please correct this sentence by your hans...

705:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 19:21:10.84 pfVLtBpAM.net
>>694
I will get out of here.Good night.

706:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 19:35:52.75 JzuLBvizM.net
>>674
Do you think your story is exelent enough to move others?
The answer is no.
Your story is lame.

707:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 19:38:11.67 pfVLtBpAM.net
>>691
チャイ語はスレ違いじゃw

708:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 19:42:51.22 JzuLBvizM.net
>>697
What are you wanting?

709:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 20:02:25.05 JzuLBvizM.net
>>695
Don't come back canadian.

710:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 20:20:15.32 pH/B1KjW0.net
Why is he writing in Japanese?

711:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 20:35:01.21 mvshePjJM.net
>>700
Maybe he's learner.

712:ゆえ
18/01/21 20:37:06.66 tuFVp7Z3H.net
おはようございます。みなさんだいすき。

713:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 20:53:11.35 mvshePjJM.net
>>700
Or japanese canadian.

714:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 20:53:57.23 mvshePjJM.net
>>702
We hate you.
Be in the rule!
You see?

715:名無しさん@英語勉強中
18/01/21 21:09:44.14 mvshePjJM.net
>>672
You have no class that's the difference.

716:ゆえ
18/01/21 21:26:55.81 tuFVp7Z3H.net
>>704
I believe having fun takes priority over any rule, at least for me.
Besides, I have made probably more than 200 posts and no one has seriously said anything against it ..

717:ゆえ
18/01/21 21:28:56.90 tuFVp7Z3H.net
I saw something very I guess not cute taken out of the water in the TV show .. so I am probably going to recover from that ..

718:689
18/01/21 21:41:24.59 PBFCemhlM.net
>>702
疑問文の作り方なんて中学1年生levelだぞ。昼夜逆転した生活をしてないでちゃんと勉強しるw


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