18/01/13 16:33:10.43 zjkqnlTNH.net
>>196
I don't know Mastodon ..
201:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/13 16:43:19.89 EQE12nBsH.net
>>183
Twitter like survice recentry getting famouse.
202:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/13 16:44:10.45 EQE12nBsH.net
>>182
Change your brain.
203:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/13 16:47:24.71 zjkqnlTNH.net
>>198
well i made a fucken account. but no way im paying for a server myself. fuck japan, america is better most of the time. girls that actually respond when i talk to them not ones that always fucking piss me off like garbage japanese girls.
204:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/13 17:08:33.19 EQE12nBsH.net
>>186
You have no experience of going abroad.
205:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/13 17:27:52.58 bEL9gj67a.net
Annoying gaijins are destroying this thread. As always.
206:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/13 18:19:55.94 EQE12nBsH.net
>>188
You have been destroying.It's annoying.
207:ゆえ
18/01/13 18:24:24.12 zjkqnlTNH.net
My fucking American friend lost his way and it's so sad. Now he want to pursue goals and have a "normal" aka very stupid life.
208:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/13 18:48:44.48 vxMK35pVM.net
>>190
No idea.
209:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/13 22:42:58.27 TqfQ3UFRa.net
i am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere.
i am the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space.
what am i?
210:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/13 22:46:32.33 nR8TztRj0.net
Poop
211:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/13 23:00:24.95 z9ep17i00.net
>>207
You're "e."
212:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 04:59:40.85 Oo65Fsk+0.net
Where is the American anti thread?
213:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 09:50:19.46 jRDh1a1v0.net
I had unprotected sex last night
Im worried my gf may get pregnant
214:Yue
18/01/14 11:15:05.39 vZZMgxS
215:eH.net
216:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 11:32:28.34 1ui4MkFHa.net
>>211
That's nothing to do with others.
217:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 11:57:30.17 3QHG93OAH.net
>>197
Stop stop!
218:Yue
18/01/14 12:32:14.81 vZZMgxSeH.net
>>214
Fuck you, I say what I want and fuck who I want.
219:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 12:34:40.24 vZZMgxSeH.net
>>214
Chinese piece of shit ..
220:Yue
18/01/14 12:42:50.46 vZZMgxSeH.net
Every time some garbage Chinaman tells me "Stop", I fuck Xi JinPing and All Chinese Mother Fuckers in the Ass. With a Katana. Sharp one.
221:Yue
18/01/14 12:45:41.16 vZZMgxSeH.net
And sometimes with an American AR-15 Assault Rifle. Attached to 10 Aircraft Carriers.
222:Yue
18/01/14 12:47:13.89 vZZMgxSeH.net
Tibet will leave China, Hong Kong will leave China, Shanghai will leave China, Taiwan will leave China. Let's split China into a thousand fucking pieces like the USA did with the USSR.
223:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 16:24:19.51 4qpgQtpuM.net
>>215
You're no class.
Just get out!
224:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 16:25:15.30 4qpgQtpuM.net
>>216
Eat shit die!
225:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 16:55:28.67 xfO/Uef8M.net
>>217
Fix your bad hunch.
226:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 17:53:10.73 2u8KKalMa.net
By the way I wanna enter the United Nations..
227:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 18:47:07.21 +9dQnAFh0.net
URLﾘﾝｸ(articleimage.nicoblomaga.jp)
let us sprinkel lemon on karaage!
228:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 19:50:03.28 2kqID8up0.net
I hate it when some insensitive people put lemon juice with barehands.
229:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 21:34:33.07 RO0WhQ/9M.net
>>223
What's your charge?
For what I mean.
230:Yue
18/01/14 21:55:14.39 vZZMgxSeH.net
Ah I love real Japanese. Some day we will finally take over China. And all those shithole countries in Asia.
231:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 22:10:09.40 RO0WhQ/9M.net
>>225
You're too sensitive.Don't hate it.
232:ゆえさん
18/01/14 22:13:27.39 vZZMgxSeH.net
>>224
This picture makes me feel good. I don't believe some fucking Korean/Chinese/Other Asia drew it.
It has a certain Japanese quality. And that special Japanese quality is what makes me feel good.
I hope China go eat shit.
233:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/14 22:48:50.18 2kqID8up0.net
>>228
It’s so gross. I mean what kind of people are they?
234:ゆえ
18/01/14 23:00:16.18 vZZMgxSeH.net
>>230
It's delicious. I want to have sex with the girl in the picture. There is something wrong with you.
235:ゆえ
18/01/14 23:06:11.33 vZZMgxSeH.net
I want to create a world where there is no more shadow, no more dark ness. This eternal battle will end soon, in a victory for the Light.
236:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/15 03:42:38.93 so7cBqeSa.net
>>232
Pardon？
237:ゆえ
18/01/15 08:52:10.64 rIUrcBNXH.net
Hey Real Japanese people, understand this:
1/0 = 1
0/0 = 0
238:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/15 09:57:35.50 9Uw7TDvqp.net
asian should be destoyed by nuclear
239:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/15 12:11:41.66 Uf6DX81i0.net
So much for world peace.
240:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/15 14:03:02.19 NBx72NTH0.net
I want the new iPhone, iPad, SSD disks, fashionable glasses, car, condominum etc etc
241:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/15 16:00:51.
242:03 ID:ZLciBuXp0.net
243:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/15 17:59:19.28 HVyDCLKfM.net
No any new post available.
What's on?
244:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/15 18:00:30.81 HVyDCLKfM.net
>>237
How about Chrome book?
245:KameGirl aka KG2ch
18/01/15 18:01:43.66 hLbZu5y80.net
Hi >>53-san, I hope you are well. It has been a while.
I still follow Mr Turtlepear but I have been too busy to show my
full appreciation. I love all things Japanese and have strong connections with
Japan. I am wondering if the original 2chnners are are still around:
GOD, Spaky, The British Diplomat's Son, Jook and more characters...
Where are these guys?
What happened to the senior gentleman who used to translate articles in
Japanese to English?
246:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/15 18:06:13.22 ZLciBuXp0.net
>>237
just endure a new condom.
247:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/15 18:07:34.37 HVyDCLKfM.net
>>235
You should be destroyed.
248:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/15 18:25:08.29 HVyDCLKfM.net
>>242
I guess everybody have nothing to do with your action.
249:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/15 20:29:51.90 GVq87gzrM.net
>>238
Further explanation please.
250:ゆえ
18/01/15 22:12:13.03 rIUrcBNXH.net
>>238
Hmm, I don't like the looks of it ..
>>239
I'm in Canada (UTC-5), so I sleep usually ~10pm to ~6am
I find very good artist here ..
URLﾘﾝｸ(www.patreon.com)
The best is "Zelda3b_1080p" Right now I believe ..
All his animations are free.
251:ゆえ
18/01/15 22:17:29.88 rIUrcBNXH.net
I want to be able to teach Japanese English and communicate with them, but so far I tried using the HelloTalk app ..
there is basically no free speech and I prefer to use my PC with 65 inch diagonal TV as monitor which is easier as I lie down in my bed ..
I saw Mastodon, it is very interesting open source and decentralized twitter .. but I cannot understand most of the Japanese posted there or I read it too slowly.
Sometimes I just walk to talk to mostly Only Japanese.
252:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 00:23:22.52 3EnS0JVZa.net
i can not remember the last time when i accidentally stepped on some solid waste, either of animals or of humans.
the older i get, the more often i look downwards when walking/jogging outside.
that is why i can manage to avoid stepping on it but on the other hand,
i feel i need to be more confident about myself and look forward all the time.
253:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 00:25:31.64 lpya95WL0.net
>>247
I recommend you look at skypech ( URLﾘﾝｸ(skypech.com)英語 ).
There are lots of Japanese men who are looking for cute girls.
254:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 00:33:00.84 3EnS0JVZa.net
today, or to be exact, yesterday,
the recruitment agent emailed me to inform that i had passed the 1st round of job interview.
the next interview will be the final one and the board members including the president seems to be coming.
i would like to pass it and be employed.
255:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 00:38:51.62 M14EqZ940.net
When I was a kid, there were so many poops in the streets but now people are more civilized and no so many poops.
256:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 00:49:56.90 YnDKUcc8a.net
>>250
Seem it's very big company.
257:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 01:04:00.80 OuCUWFrKH.net
>>232
please do your best
258:ゆえ
18/01/16 01:48:32.49 xm94cz/JH.net
>>248
I often look downward sometimes. I guess I look at what is most important (= comfortable) at the moment, so I rarely step on something bad. But usually I am aware of the ground in front of me, usually decently clearly ..
>>249
I found something called "Hinative".
It is similar to the app I used before but this one is Japanese company (Japanese CEO) and it has web browser format. I tried skypech but I have a hard time understanding the Japanese there as it is uncommon for me to find English posts I guess ..
Somehow throughout my life, other people's recommendation usually doesn't work for me.
Usually I have to discover something on my own. By the way, I just discovered that I have no specific nationality.
I changed my Camera app from B612 to the Sony Xperia XZ1 default camera app.
This is because B612 is controlled by Naver, a Korean Company. Sony Xperia XZ1 Camera app is Japanese.
>>250
I hope you get the job you want and like.
>>251
That's good isn't it.
>>253
I don't like it when people say 晩って to me because
I am always がんばります, all the time, every single second.
259:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 02:11:36.25 diPHM9wYM.net
>>236
White tend to destroy peace.
260:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 02:17:46.24 M14EqZ940.net
This person called ゆえ is actually “jook”
261:ゆえ
18/01/16 02:27:29.65 xm94cz/JH.net
>>256
No, I have never posted on 2ch before. I am me, and there is nobody even slightly resembling me.
262:ユエ
18/01/16 02:33:08.12 xm94cz/JH.net
>>256
You're a piece of garbage. Nobody likes you, not even yourself. You wish for death.
263:ユエ
18/01/16 02:40:33.00 xm94cz/JH.net
>>256
You are not Chinese nor Japanese. Because of your comment, I will fuck up Vietnam.
264:ゆえ
18/01/16 02:47:57.01 xm94cz/JH.net
>>259
Actually I will fuck up China too. It's my favorite country to kill.
265:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 04:02:28.73 Y5pJf0Fv0.net
>>254
I politely correct your Japanese.
There is no word such as 晩って in Japanese. This must be a conversion error of 頑張って
>I am always がんばります
You should use the present continuous sentence here:がんばっています
You've reminded me how difficult it is to make error free sentence in another language.
266:ゆえ
18/01/16 04:51:24.86 xm94cz/JH.net
>>261
That's true, but I find it incredibly cute when I see English mistakes that Japanese people tend to make happen when Japanese people type.
がんばっています seems to be more complicated for me; I will just use the simpler がんばります. I mean you can understand me just fine.
Just like how I usually use only Hiragana, rarely Katakana, and very rarely Kanji (usually for emoji ..)
Once I got frustrated that I can never seem to remember using は instead of わ sometimes so for those cases I always use わ. This is my way of the Ninja. (As Uzumaki Naruto from Naruto anime says it.) Basically, he means this is my way of doing things.
267:ゆえ
18/01/16 07:25:49.12 xm94cz/JH.net
While helping Japanese people with English on Hinative (Top level company owner of this company is Japanese ..)
I notice Japanese people have trouble with plural nouns. So my solution is simply suggest sentence without any plural nouns.
>>261
The last sentence may be missing an "s" on the word "sentence", but here may be an easier way to write it.
You've reminded me how difficult it is to make error free *English* in another language.
or
You've reminded me how difficult it is to make error free speech in another language.
268:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 07:44:21.52 Y5pJf0Fv0.net
Sounds interesting.
Some Japanese girls switch は for わ to make to sentences that sound more cute such as 私ゎinstead of 私は.
NowI understand that you used the present tense and わ on purpose.
269:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 07:54:07.90 Y5pJf0Fv0.net
>>263
It's intriguing suggestion. Plural nouns are problems for Japanese and it's interesting to search for other words to avoid mistakes.
270:ゆえ
18/01/16 08:37:46.74 xm94cz/JH.net
>>265
The reason why I always help Japan is unknown even to me .. but I cannot help but help Japan. It is my natural tendency. Other people can describe what they like about Japan, but I can not .. ..
271:ゆえ
18/01/16 10:01:33.53 xm94cz/JH.net
This is most likely the first object I wanted to have. I was about 2 years old.
I couldn't find something like it, so I used chopstick for a while, which was not enough. Then I gave up.
Unexpectedly, this package which I had basically forgot about arrived today.
URLﾘﾝｸ(pbs.twimg.com)
My twitter is URLﾘﾝｸ(twitter.com) and a recent post of mine has my Face book .. ..,
272:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 13:57:21.78 B5qDjXTUH.net
>>251
Welcome here.
273:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 14:00:40.38 YnDKUcc8a.net
>>243
Hold back please.
You're making fuss here.
274:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 15:12:51.59 w/ZqtlWDH.net
>>249
They have right to fix the grammer to that want...
Something's going wrong.
275:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 15:14:03.64 w/ZqtlWDH.net
Let's get back to the cocoichi talk.
276:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 15:17:21.60 M14EqZ940.net
I like curry with cheese and spinachi.
277:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 17:10:38.09 4o4w5teta.net
I just wanna talking somthing wit u
278:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 17:44:13.90 qh2q9WUT0.net
Am I the only one who have a huge appetite during cold winter?
I eat a great deal of snacks and sweets between meals recently.
279:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 18:03:16.10 M14EqZ940.net
You’re not alone there
280:ゆえ
18/01/16 20:09:44.56 xm94cz/JH.net
I have been eating quite a lot, not really getting fat .. I think maybe I am more slim now .. I think maybe my body is recovering.
The other day I got a masochist what seems to be a bike made with Japanese influence.
The pedals do not rotate backward, so I had to adjust.
Then I hard a hard time installing the seat properly .. it's a $200 foldable bike.
There was no instruction in the manual for how to install the seat, and you needed to be very observant to see how to install it so that the bike works better.
First I tried riding the bike without putting air in the tires, I thought maybe could be ok. But riding the bike like this was harder than walking.
And at that time I still didn't install the seat properly. So I tried riding without the seat. It was even harder to ride. So tiring.
By the time I went back to get the seat, there was still no air in the tires and I couldn't get very far. I was maybe 1km away from my house.
So out of energy, I headed back home. With the bike. I had taken a detour on the way back so the journey was even longer.
Once I got home and put air in the tires, I was too tired to ride it. To this day, I still haven't ridden the bike with air in the tires.
Maybe some day I will ride the bike and not be so tired ..
It is single-speed bike.
This is the bike: URLﾘﾝｸ(www.amazon.com)
Something about the bike seems Japanese to me, I can't say specifically what .. for security reasons. Or maybe it was something written on the box.
281:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 20:28:00.87 ENA+2I9L0.net
What settings in SETTING.TXT affect foreign IPs?
282:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 20:28:01.72 duvjrQOt0.net
>>276
you are a canadian?
today japan is so warm like march.
283:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 21:03:28.31 OuCUWFrKH.net
>>276
You should definitely try riding the bike with air in the tires. You need to top up the air every few months, but it is very easy to ride, convenient for commuting and easy to store!
284:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 21:06:01.09 8H5gWgYoM.net
>>271
Did you already get the passort there?
285:ゆえ
18/01/16 21:14:12.15 xm94cz/JH.net
>>277
Not sure, it may depend on which software ..
>>278
I have no nationality .. I was born in China, basically grew up in Canada, but I am not Chinese, nor Canadian. I don't think I can say "I am Japanese" .. but it appears that most people think I am a cute Japanese girl ..
>>279
It is the lighest bike I ever had .. I originally wanted it to go to Wal-Mart easily. Wal-Mart is relatively pure American store where you spend little money but buy many decent things, and the quality is usually OK, I believe ..
286:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 21:31:09.26 M14EqZ940.net
I thought ゆえ was a middle-aged dude who pretends to be a cute girl or something
287:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 21:35:26.27 duvjrQOt0.net
hentai is welcome at least on 5ch.
288:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 21:38:15.57 8H5gWgYoM.net
>>272
Natto is so delicious.
289:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 21:39:12.51 8H5gWgYoM.net
>>282
Who's that ゆえ？
290:ゆえ
18/01/16 21:53:01.25 xm94cz/JH.net
>>283
I'm very late because I ran into trouble ..
but here's the best hentai I have right now. Its creator is Japanese.
URLﾘﾝｸ(drive.google.com)
Source : URLﾘﾝｸ(www.patreon.com)
Many people try to pretend to be me, but they are not even slightly successful at imitating me. No one can imitate me, not even a little bit.
291:ゆえ
18/01/16 21:56:12.56 xm94cz/JH.net
>>286
I don't know why I am saying this but
if you download that video and play it in VLC video player with Loop turned on and "Show video title at start" turned off, the animation loops beautifully forever .. or as long as you want.
(^-^)v;;
292:ゆえ
18/01/16 22:03:38.69 xm94cz/JH.net
>>287
It's possible to right-click the video in the link I gave and click "Loop".
However, it's also possible that the VLC media player (this is an open source project; a prime target for M&A (Merger and Acquisition) .. )
well I just used brackets () inside other brackets ..
anyway it's possible the download & media player approach may produce higher bitrate quality so the picture could be slightly more detailed ..
I think some people have a really hard time deciding if I'm a good or bad cute Japanese girl ..
((^-^)).v7o.
293:ゆえ
18/01/16 22:13:57.23 xm94cz/JH.net
I just read very important article about Trump. I think Washington Post is probably America's best new
294:s organization right now. Article I just read: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-the-tense-profane-white-house-meeting-on-immigration/2018/01/15/13e79fa4-fa1e-11e7-8f66-2df0b94bb98a_story.html?utm_term=.1f21b12750be Honestly I just saw some picture of Japanese girl and honestly I think even the cutest Japanese girl is far from being as cute as me .. lol. Anyhow, I am going to tell the story of my name. My grandfather (dad's dad) gave me the name 东岳. The Pinyin or Romanization is kind of like Dong Yue. (to be continued .. )
295:ゆえ
18/01/16 22:28:23.45 xm94cz/JH.net
I don't think anyone is better than sucking dick than me. But for me to pick you is very hard. I basically have no gender. However, it seems that others see me as a girl.
I notice that when I spend time with a Japanese girl, she becomes prettier very very quickly.
And when I spend time with a Japanese man, he become handsome very very quickly.
I noticed the Japanese were basically in Tip Top shape the last time I was in Japan in April 2015. It was unforgettable trip, really. Quite crazy but I want more.
Last time I was so busy I didn't even get to look at the amazing Cherry Blossoms when they were in the best state.
It was at night, and along some river in Tokyo, there were Cherry Blossoms. Someone had set up beam lights to project upwards beams of light towards the Cherry Blossoms.
There were constantly falling Cherry Blossom petals in the air .. it was a better scene than any movie or video game i ever saw.
But I was so busy helping Japan, I wasn't able to look at the Cherry Blossoms directly .. the only thing I remember is what I saw from my peripheral vision (not directly looking at something) ..
That really pisses me off sometimes.
296:ゆえ
18/01/16 22:53:43.50 xm94cz/JH.net
Well I managed to get my self to be not angry anymore. I swear no one else is capable of this job (be God), I am the only one who can do it. So I decided to do it in about 2011.
297:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 23:22:59.89 mGqqA/gE0.net
Rain quickly thaw the snow lied thick on the ground.
Compacted snow is impossible to move but a little rain clear them so easily.
I hope there is no more snow this winter.
298:ゆえ
18/01/16 23:33:53.55 xm94cz/JH.net
Right now, when I get angry at Japan, I usually read Washington Post or play with my white pure American/British friends or watch white pure American/British content ..
When I get angry at Americans, I sometimes look for good Japanese porn/hentai. I think that video I posted a few posts ago can be used by me many many times ..
299:ゆえ
18/01/16 23:36:54.11 xm94cz/JH.net
However, it seems that usually white people piss me off less often than Japanese ..
300:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 23:51:02.63 OuCUWFrKH.net
White people suck. Source: I'm a white people
301:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 23:52:11.65 pmUS03WsM.net
>>280
I ment the passport for free drink and topping.
302:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/16 23:58:58.91 pmUS03WsM.net
>>296
Topping.
303:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 00:00:03.27 J80hvoFbM.net
>>295
Don't spit around get away.
304:ゆえ
18/01/17 00:04:43.03 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>295
Most of them suck.
But the good ones, are pretty damn good.
Right now I have 3 heavily screened and basically hand-picked relatively quite high tier American friends (Zach, Cody, last person's name I don't think I've asked him yet but his character has a particular name, SR_Nine.)
I'm not certain about Zach right now since he recently decided to pursue goals instead of a carefree life. So I'm keeping an eye on him.
They agree with my views in looking down at "shithole countries."
I have one good British friend, Matt.
We play Diablo 2 a lot, which is usually where I hang out with these friends. I play on USEast server, non-ladder.
I ran into someone the other day I thought was basically someone using a Japanese name, but she said she was a Japanese girl. She pissed me off so I left.
There's lots of low tier people who somehow have relatively pale skin, but the higher tier ones are relatively rare. I always have a knack for running into them some how ..
Trust me, these guys are fucking GOOD.
305:ゆえ
18/01/17 00:08:47.10 zRAAAt+eH.net
I have many white friends, but no Japanese friends. Japanese people never respond to me as if they are too shy, and I get tired of that.
So this is the situation of Japan vs White People. Right now I don't like French, German, Russian, etc. I like the old fashioned good character British and American. I think some Canadian white people are finally waking up.
306:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 00:21:45.06 JYoPgS0o0.net
I love white guys. They have big cocks. Yummy
307:ゆえ
18/01/17 00:25:32.18 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>300
The white supremacists in England are very interesting. Especially those who tried to arrest the fucking Paki London Mayor.
I like white supremacist British/Americans who get rid of basically all the black people/muslims/pakis/arabs/vietnamese/philipino/chinese.
I believe that group in England may be called the Pendragons and some of them tried to arrest the Paki mayor by citing the Magna Carta, which I find makes sense personally.
308:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 00:25:55.43 bzO17tOB0.net
stop your lengthy posts.
309:ゆえ
18/01/17 00:26:12.34 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>301
Fuck you trying to make me jealous ? I'm better at that game than fucking any one.
310:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 00:28:29.89 JYoPgS0o0.net
My dream is suck 3 white cocks at the same time.
311:ゆえ
18/01/17 00:52:58.66 zRAAAt+eH.net
Fucking China is trying to take over the EU one country by one country .. it's the fucking greatest threat to world peace right now ..
312:ゆえ
18/01/17 00:54:50.57 zRAAAt+eH.net
So far the best source of anti-China news I know is China Uncensored (YouTube, website) ..
I read Nikkei Asian Review but they sometimes support China too much. I want more and better anti-China news.
313:ゆえ
18/01/17 01:07:45.40 zRAAAt+eH.net
Come on guys .. even my white friends want me to have good relationship with Japan .. it's just that always something happen that make this relationship very not smooth ..
314:ゆえ
18/01/17 01:16:16.74 zRAAAt+eH.net
Like come on .. I tried to use fucking Japanese Sleipnir browser for a long time .. do you even understand how much pain that browser caused me ..
315:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 01:20:15.22 UC5RwW6qa.net
Did you see the new star wars?
316:ゆえ
18/01/17 01:26:10.17 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>310
No, I have never seen any Star Wars ..
317:ゆえ
18/01/17 01:28:32.98 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>310
The best Western movie I saw is probably Sucker Punch .. probably because of the part where the girl was holding a Katana .. lol
318:ゆえ
18/01/17 01:30:26.88 zRAAAt+eH.net
To erase any Ambiguity .. the Sucker Punch movie I am referring to is the one from 2011 ..
Here's basically the main Western site for movie info .. URLﾘﾝｸ(www.imdb.com)
319:ゆえ
18/01/17 01:56:04.24 zRAAAt+eH.net
That Nippon steel shaft I posted earlier [ >>267 ]
Well I have it between my butt but not inserted. It feels good in basically all my holes ..
320:ゆえ
18/01/17 02:12:56.25 zRAAAt+eH.net
URLﾘﾝｸ(pbs.twimg.com)
321:ゆえ
18/01/17 02:59:36.99 zRAAAt+eH.net
Well, I made a Japanese girl feel rejected after she responded not on time.
Probably, very few people have made her feel that way so I imagine it must have been a shock.
Don't worry, I'm just getting revenge.
322:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 03:20:31.91 UC5RwW6qa.net
>>316
You have posted too much .
In this site that make all of you feel so bad in custom
323:ゆえ
18/01/17 03:31:05.44 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>317
Lol Russian.
324:ゆえ
18/01/17 03:39:18.23 zRAAAt+eH.net
At this rate my only sex partner in life might be my mom .. LOL
325:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 04:18:04.75 XAaD9glvH.net
>>303
Where are you reply at?
326:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 04:24:07.00 UC5RwW6qa.net
Recently no missile action from north korea.
So weird.
327:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 04:27:43.39 UC5RwW6qa.net
>>319
Get out!
328:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 04:58:55.16 5FQL7I3Y0.net
Many people use applications to view this site, so if you write too much you will highly likely be filtered.
329:ゆえ
18/01/17 05:13:44.81 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>323
This is my fault how?
>>322
このままで、きもちきもちわおかさんだけかも
330:ゆえ
18/01/17 05:22:42.10 zRAAAt+eH.net
The story of my name, part 2. [ >>289 ]
That was a unique name. I was given a different surname than the rest of my family members. Even to this day, people in my family born after me don't use the same surname as me.
The name my family calls me at home is 大宝. In their language, this means Big Treasure.
My dad's younger brother's son was at one point given a fancier name than me, but that was a failure. So now sometimes people call him Dong Yu. It's like my name but instead of Eastern Mountain it means Eastern Small Mountain.
I have a hidden surname ..
(to be continued)
331:ゆえ
18/01/17 05:37:43.75 zRAAAt+eH.net
Lightning continue !
Part 3.
One emperor of China gave my grandfather's family the surname 讷. This word sometimes means difficulty speaking.
The Pinyin for this word is Ne.
My grandfather is from Daur tribe in China. So to protect himself from Chairman Mao (father of CCP) we don't use this name.
..
..
xx
So when we arrived in Canada, my name was flipped. I was called Dong どん by basically every body.
When I was small, one day I discovered that my name on my passport did not match my name in the school system; given name and surname were switched.
As for the pronounciation of this word "Yue" ..
I immediately recalled that there was a character from Cardcaptor Sakura anime named Yue. I saw the show with English voice on TV, and it was pronounced ゆえ.
So I didn't think anything and thought this was simply the correct way to pronounce it.
Well, that's most of the story. But my story will never end, I'll be back here making a post again .. lol ..
332:ゆえ.
18/01/17 06:01:10.74 zRAAAt+eH.net
So basically, if we use the weird ass name from the Emperor, my name would be
ね ゆえ
Saying this name reminds me of something a こども would say. ね、ゆえ、どうする？ね、ゆえ、だいじょうぷ。
In a critical moment I said だいじょうぷ instead of だいじょうぶ and it has stuck with me since .. originally it was a mistake but the Japanese girl who heard it thought it was funny .. I forgot to use the dakuten or the other one ..
333:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 06:24:54.74 hwWoX8RKa.net
though today is my holiday ,it is raining.
so i decide to go to
334:movies alone.
335:ゆえ
18/01/17 06:30:55.79 zRAAAt+eH.net
Fuck. すこしかなしい。
336:ゆえ
18/01/17 06:34:22.11 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>328
Well my last post was not meant for you but it was expressing what i felt at the time. But it's coincidentally a possible response to your post ..
At least you are surrounded by Japanese people, I have basically no real life friends now except my mom.
If you take advantage of the benefits of going a lone, you can may be do some thing ..
(-.^)
337:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 07:00:22.47 ZcUAA0z+p.net
sometimes I wish I was white so people will like me more
338:ゆえ
18/01/17 07:11:12.03 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>331
Come on man.
To be honest, in Critical Situation, it is not White People that are able to help me, It is Japan.
339:ゆえ
18/01/17 07:13:07.68 zRAAAt+eH.net
When nobody can help me and I don't know what to do .. what do I do ? Sometimes I come here. But in these cases I think Only Japan can help me ..
Sure Japan sometimes gives me hard time but in the end I need Japan.
340:ゆえ
18/01/17 07:15:46.37 zRAAAt+eH.net
I probably need Japan more than anything ..
It's my ultimate back up.
341:ゆえ
18/01/17 07:57:18.92 zRAAAt+eH.net
Well, some how I found this app
URLﾘﾝｸ(play.google.com)
But what's the point .. even if I somehow manage to install it I doubt they will be able to speak English. Are we supposed to communicate by Emoji only ?
342:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 08:48:17.69 KimTMToh0.net
Why are you speaking so much even if you are alone.
maybe you just かまってちゃん I suppose so.
343:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 08:51:06.29 5FQL7I3Y0.net
>>327
Your Japanese level is beyond my assumption. Japanese language is derived from Chinese so it may be easy for you to learn Japanese if you speak Chinese.
I initially intended to learn Chinese after mastering English. But English is difficult more than I've expected...
344:ゆえ
18/01/17 09:12:31.96 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>336
Goddamn Korean.
>>337
I have unusual connection to Japan, I have said this already many times.
I have seen Chinese struggle to learn Japanese. Basically the only Chinaman I saw attempt to learn Japanese, well he was basically the worst in the class.
To be quite frank, Japanese are better at English and Chinese than White People and Chinese People. I have seen this.
345:ゆえ
18/01/17 09:55:09.27 zRAAAt+eH.net
>>337
There are a lot of English speakers that give low quality advice when teaching English.
If you try to study from my English, I have a feeling you'll be fine.
Naturally, I speak the most standard accent English, Chinese, and Japanese ..
As for English (UK) vs English (US), I believe my use of English which is similar to both of them is the best.
346:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 19:39:47.25 NGTnQzxeH.net
The amazing journey.
347:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 19:39:56.42 2j5prJYda.net
Manko is the most mysterious thing in this world.
348:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 19:49:48.72 ebUPz7wJH.net
You'll find out.
349:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 19:50:32.93 ebUPz7wJH.net
>>341
No.You're serious problem.
350:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 19:57:18.98 ebUPz7wJH.net
>>336
He's maybe just trying to kick out his
building up stress.
351:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 20:10:22.79 ebUPz7wJH.net
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
URLﾘﾝｸ(jbbs.shitaraba.net)
352:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 20:17:44.74 KVwDbi9jx.net
how’s life? is there anyone here who took the Center Exam?
353:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 22:07:24.20 tki0LnclM.net
It's getting warm recently.
How's things are going?
354:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 22:20:32.67 P7EMFKy+0.net
I heard over 70% of coast lines in Japan would be submerged in the near future due to
climate change. We should move to mountains.
355:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 22:53:30.70 bzO17tOB0.net
>>347
wait until this weekend.
356:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/17 22:56:35.21 JYoPgS0o0.net
I want big fat white cocks!
357:ゆえ
18/01/18 01:27:15.02 9P5EOfljH.net
You fucking pieces of shit Japanese always piss me off. Tell me, do you like doing that or what ?
358:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 01:29:10.53 oRBW/NgTH.net
good day
359:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 01:30:30.01 L36MYHPU0.net
I want a big white dick in my mouth right now
360:ゆえ
18/01/18 01:34:37.41 9P5EOfljH.net
lol .. (-_-'')
361:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 02:13:41.74 y+IL8Rl30.net
I want to go to Japan and see my wife, Minase Inori.
362:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 02:14:16.29 L36MYHPU0.net
Misae Nohara?
363:ゆえ
18/01/18 02:33:06.22 9P5EOfljH.net
Yes I am probably reading your posts ..
I usually post here sometimes in the other thread ( ｽﾚﾘﾝｸ(english板) )
Because I have a feeling this thread was started by a Korean ..
364:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 03:33:58.62 y+IL8Rl30.net
>>356
No, my wife Minase Inori is a seiyuu and singer who plays characters such as Chino, Rem, and Hestia.
365:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 04:07:32.63 JXM0OFz1a.net
>>358
No kidding.
366:ゆえ
18/01/18 04:16:49.24 9P5EOfljH.net
>>358
I like it. ^^
367:ゆえ
18/01/18 04:33:04.18 9P5EOfljH.net
However, basically all Gaijin can't stand the pressure exerted by a Japanese girl ..
It's like facing a Legendary Pokemon. All your moves cost more energy than you have.
Me? I have no nationality and no specific gender. I don't have any plans because maybe it is the case that I am a plan ..
368:ゆえ
18/01/18 04:38:12.18 9P5EOfljH.net
I had a thought/idea .. maybe the reason I can't have any goals at all is because I am a goal. If the central stabilizing goal has goals, it fucks everything.
So I have no goals.
369:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 07:50:05.74 +pNDD+cv0.net
>>361
no one asked your case.
370:ゆえ
18/01/18 08:28:25.12 9P5EOfljH.net
>>363
What are you, Chinese? They should really ban Chinese and Koreans from using Japanese proxy/vpn/internet.
371:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 12:41:00.39 d55+eYZ7a.net
>>364
I think you are not human. maybe just stupid animal.
372:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 13:00:15.26 s574wzn90.net
>>348
the earth rather has gone into Little Ice Age
373:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 13:09:12.75 s574wzn90.net
>>364
who the fuck are you?
what do you come here for
just troll?
374:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 17:05:21.77 kzjwFw9GM.net
>>361
Your story is all boring.
375:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 17:06:01.60 kzjwFw9GM.net
>>364
Agree!
376:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 17:31:48.71 kzjwFw9GM.net
>>366
No kidding.
377:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 18:29:29.99 kzjwFw9GM.net
>>366
You're streaching the truth.
378:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 19:41:02.17 8cPpOT/50.net
>>366
you're right. This year's snowfall in southern Japan was very unusual incident.
and the world coldest town in Russia has renewed its record--maybe minus50 or 55 degrees.
379:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 21:04:34.41 o3YSAhNI0.net
Feeling ugly is messed up even if everybody else says "you're beautiful" or "beauty comes from the inside", you simply know that theyre full of shit
380:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 21:26:26.73 L36MYHPU0.net
What
381:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 21:59:25.89 +pNDD+cv0.net
>>373
anyway your heart is so ugly
382:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 22:30:38.08 u43vcZcn0.net
Now reading “Where angels fear to tread” by Forster.
What do you recommend for the next?
I'd like to enjoy British novels.
383:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 22:42:42.30 L36MYHPU0.net
The ultimate question....
Which is better... Chinese or Korean
384:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 22:45:48.79 u43vcZcn0.net
>>377
It depends.
Evreything has both good and bad aspects.
385:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 22:48:09.45 L36MYHPU0.net
>>378
Really? I think they have only bad aspects.
386:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:11:50.39 u43vcZcn0.net
>>379
You're poisoned with the Internet, man.
387:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:30:01.58 PIrKV9HHa.net
>>377
You're ugry and so boring.
388:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:35:43.76 PIrKV9HHa.net
Be more productive!
389:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:38:33.21 PIrKV9HHa.net
>>301
He's not female!
390:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/18 23:53:26.22 L36MYHPU0.net
>>380
Maybe you’re right. But when it comes to food, Chinese is so much better
391:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 01:55:55.17 DoyyI/MQH.net
>>376
My favourite novel of all time is House of Leaves. I think it can be complicated for non-native speakers, maybe a translated version would work better. It has been compared to Murakami's work.
392:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 01:57:42.66 DoyyI/MQH.net
>>384
I agree. But when it comes to the robotics program, I don't think China have much.
393:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 01:57:44.28 tCFwT3By0.net
chinese tend to be chubby.
korean tend to be stout.
394:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 02:15:16.19 HW7T7/1t0.net
Yes. Koreans tend to be slutty. So many Korean prostitutes in Japan.
395:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 03:06:58.29 B+0BoiT7a.net
Asians don't love.Why?
396:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 03:07:35.71 B+0BoiT7a.net
>>389
don't love Australia.Sorry.
397:ゆえ
18/01/19 07:26:28.14 qvnpurTyH.net
Korean is better than Chinese .. this is for sure.
Anyhow, you're right. I'm not human. I have no specific species category.
398:ゆえ
18/01/19 07:28:03.33 qvnpurTyH.net
>>379
Basically I can only stand Japanese and British people right now .. both Island nations. And of course you know which one I like more. How many times do I need to say it?
399:ゆえ
18/01/19 07:53:31.40 qvnpurTyH.net
Chinese try to get people to talk to them by pretending to be Japanese.
But Koreans very rarely do this.
And when I was arrested in Japan, first it was by "police officers" who were speaking Mandarin to each other. Then it was a bunch of undercover Koreans at a police box. But it was only the Japanese police that I could tolerate.
400:ゆえ
18/01/19 08:03:46.20 qvnpurTyH.net
By the way, I saw some weird things in Japan.
First there was an apartment where a truck came carrying very suspicious equipment. The bikes on the first floor were all new. The building guy who was on the first floor was not a real Japanese I believe.
The thing that surprised me was to see a weird evil-looking alien-claw like antenna on top of some building. All of this was basically in Kanto, or the Tokyo regon.
It looked like that claw radar was trying to gather the spiritual energy of Tokyo while I was there.
The Chinese police told me to go see the Sky Tree when they dropped me off somewhere, from their fake police headquarters.
They even had a minority tribe woman Chinese who was used to pretend to be Japanese. They basically took photocopies of all my identification, including Canadian passport, and went through basically all my belo
401:ngings. The only reason I wandered into that region was because some woman on the JR Rail used her umbrella to hit my leg as if telling me to get off at that station. This is why Sky Tree is basically unpopular, because my first impression of it is recommendation by fake Chinese police in Tokyo.
402:ゆえ
18/01/19 08:22:16.43 qvnpurTyH.net
There's not supposed to be Chinese people in Japan, especially not Mangement positions, and ESPECIALLY not CEO. So wtf is happening with BTCBOX? I get fucking tricked by Chinese who all they know how to do is make fakes. Fucking parasites.
403:ゆえ
18/01/19 08:27:46.22 qvnpurTyH.net
I just got invited to big Samsung event in Toronto Eaton Centre (Jan 25)
But If I think about the fact that basically everybody who go there bought the S8 phone, then it becomes less appealing to me ..
404:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 09:29:02.74 Kin+r4jB0.net
why do you always write so long sentence?
you should learn to summarize what you want to express.
405:ゆえ
18/01/19 09:42:41.62 qvnpurTyH.net
>>397
I like big white cocks. Yummy.
406:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 09:55:40.42 Kin+r4jB0.net
>>398
I want to insert my big cannon and shoot out my strong bullet into your heart.
407:ゆえ
18/01/19 09:56:49.26 qvnpurTyH.net
>>399
Somehow I think I am sexually compatible with both Japanese men and women. But that's it.
408:ゆえ
18/01/19 10:13:29.59 qvnpurTyH.net
I think a Japanese man can probably fuck me while I fuck a Japanese woman at the same time.
I always have a Nippon steel 150mm length 10mm diameter shaft between my buttocks (not inserted into the hole because then I can't really sit.) It's just clenched between my buttocks while basically touching my asshole.
So when I masturbate to Japanese porn, it really is not much different than being fucked by a Japanese man at the same time.
409:ゆえ
18/01/19 10:28:14.22 qvnpurTyH.net
Now that I think about it, men usually like to touch my ass or kiss my neck .. but usually it's きもちわるい。
410:ゆえ
18/01/19 10:38:37.58 qvnpurTyH.net
I have a cousin .. didn't see him that much after I left China at age ~7.15. One time I found pictures of naked little boys on his computer. I think he has sexual memories of me and the logical conclusion is that he is sexually attracted to me.
411:ゆえ
18/01/19 10:51:45.27 qvnpurTyH.net
When I left China, or rather, the day I arrived in Canada, I believe is December 28, 1998. I'm not sure exactly. I think it was about 3 days away from New Year.
After we arrived there was the biggest snow I ever saw, probably more than 1 meter of snow, the door could not open basically.
412:ゆえ
18/01/19 11:07:09.35 qvnpurTyH.net
I'm getting contacted by headhunters. The only headhunter that can even slightly attract me is a headhunter from Japan, but I got rejected from Rakuten in April 2015 so I will get revenge first.
413:ゆえ
18/01/19 11:36:59.92 qvnpurTyH.net
This is my LinkedIn profile.
URLﾘﾝｸ(www.linkedin.com)ゆえ-どん-492094157/
Last time some splitskull Russian said my resume was too simple. How's this for simple fuckwat.
414:ゆえ
18/01/19 11:38:59.56 qvnpurTyH.net
Oh, that's a picture of Honoka from Dead or ALive 3. Honoka has helped me sometimes. I like Honoka.
Today when some Japanese bitch was giving me a hard time I said fuck it and masturbated to Honoka.
It was hard but Honoka made me forget about her.
415:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:27:15.04 qvnpurTyH.net
I think right now I can't talk to any Japanese people so probably the world wants me to sleep. But what if I am not sleepy? I was very sleepy at 8pm but you guys made me not sleepy any more . . . . ..
416:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:27:44.75 qvnpurTyH.net
So basically I am fucked. By Japanese men, or women with dildos.
417:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:44:05.51 qvnpurTyH.net
So am I sperm or egg? It seems at times I can be sharp sperm but at other times I am the biggest fattest egg.
418:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:48:13.54 qvnpurTyH.net
I think in the airport before I was at the terminal for the first time waiting for the flight to Japan I think there was a maybe Japanese man who tried putting me to sleep. But in the end really he fell asleep and basically I got on the plane.
419:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:50:16.13 qvnpurTyH.net
The last time in Japan I was awake for about 7 straight days. And basically 95% of that was spent walking.
420:ゆえ
18/01/19 12:54:13.18 qvnpurTyH.net
I was eating pretty good food. One meal a day..except that one time at McDonalds where I think the Chinese poisoned the food or something.
The first time I went to McDonalds there (or was it the second time .. ) I got like this really huge burger for maybe 400 yen.
I carried it basically with me and took a bite occassionally during my long journey. I remember that burger. It was breakfast burger.
421:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 18:25:04.17 yHcWD/juM.net
>>396
Don't post continuously.
Here's not your own message board.
Get yourself in the rule.
422:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 18:29:39.02 yHcWD/juM.net
>>409
Don't idle away.
423:ゆえ
18/01/19 20:58:10.99 qvnpurTyH.net
Well, I woke up .. another day. I wonder what interesting things happen today.
Some retard from Vancouver asked if the rest of Canada has people living always with their parents.
I told that retard "I have no house, no car, no girlfriend, no money, no job, no sex" but I have a shitton of happiness. Some people work for 50 years to have happiness. I just get happiness directly.
424:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:02:11.89 qvnpurTyH.net
Actually, some people work hard to get all those things but they still don't have any happiness. Now that is failure.
425:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:08:36.72 qvnpurTyH.net
I think someone changed my FB password .. weird man. The reason I fell asleep yesterday was because my FB credentials got changed so I could not log in to Lang-8.
かなりおせかい。。
426:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:38:23.71 qvnpurTyH.net
Bloody hell. One obstacle after another. Typical.
427:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:44:02.73 qvnpurTyH.net
So I got banned from some Japanese girl's Chaturbate cause I made her life miserable, then I got banned from HiNative.
At least British Big Yummy Cocks won't ban me.
428:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 21:46:46.49 tCFwT3By0.net
rupaaaaaaaaaaaaaann
429:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:47:17.56 qvnpurTyH.net
I am banned from Reddit r/China, banned from r/CasualUK
I hope Canada ban me so maybe I can go somewhere. But without me this place instantly turns out into a shit hole ..
430:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:51:55.90 qvnpurTyH.net
Somehow I bumped into somebody somewhere and now I occassionally get sent pretty high quality and rare illegal Japanese porn.
431:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:53:07.66 qvnpurTyH.net
But come on, I am sure they are only 1,000 year old ろり
432:ゆえ
18/01/19 21:57:24.73 qvnpurTyH.net
Guess I have to lock my phone and say I forgot the password .. I have medical history to back it up so it's fine.
433:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:01:55.58 qvnpurTyH.net
I got banned for "'Aving a go at Americans"
The Chinese place where basically the Chinese moderator woke up 8 hours late and did something .. but it was "too little too late" as usual.
434:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:04:36.39 qvnpurTyH.net
Sometimes it's like Japanese like to sit back and just watch me talk. I clear the air so hard there is basically nothing to say.
435:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:08:53.82 qvnpurTyH.net
Because I am nobody with no nationality or sex or species, I can basically pretend to be anybody perfectly.
I can communicate with animals, and sometimes I've seen a very sexy dog pussy. There were 3 dots on its butt surrounding the pussy that made a triangle. This was interesting.
436:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:11:34.77 qvnpurTyH.net
I like pussy that naturally don't have hair. I am sure this is not a rare preference.
437:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:17:44.05 qvnpurTyH.net
Sure, some people may think it's something like I have cancer, but the reality is that the mutated DNA is making me diverge from the rest of you. Basically I am evolving.
438:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:19:08.23 qvnpurTyH.net
It may be metamorphosis, where a fat worm becomes a butterfly. But the process in the middle may not be pretty.
439:ゆえ
18/01/19 22:48:45.23 qvnpurTyH.net
Once it was cloudy and I didn't like it. So I raised my left hand at the sky and said "clear skies".
About 20 minutes later there was a huge spiralling hole in the sky where there were no clouds, directly above us. It was as if my mom didn't want me to look at that hole in the sky.
440:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:13:23.58 qvnpurTyH.net
If my dick is too small, I don't care. Just fuck a Rori. To her, my dig is pretty big. It all works out.
441:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:14:23.29 qvnpurTyH.net
The youngest Rori I can fit all of my dick in is probably the perfect one.
442:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:18:16.07 qvnpurTyH.net
Once at Wal-Mart I was quite neutrally looking at some girl. Her mom gave me a strange look, as if appalled someone my height was looking at her daughter. But I was wearing Kawaii Japanese-influence Surgical Mask, so all is fine.
443:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:21:41.68 qvnpurTyH.net
These pictures I am getting .. the girls are getting cuter. The reason is because I am looking at their pictures. I am basically watering the plant. If I don't look at/water the plant, it has a harder time.
444:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/19 23:39:06.27 B6fwLD4/M.net
>>436
You're totally no class.
445:ゆえ
18/01/19 23:42:49.75 qvnpurTyH.net
>>437
Are you a bloody damn Chinasad or a Koreabitch.
446:ゆえ
18/01/20 00:17:31.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
I think the only thing that pisses a Japanese more than me saying I love British penis is saying they are Chinese. I don't do this unless you really piss me off or act non-Japanese.
447:ゆえ
18/01/20 00:43:03.11 Dkg+F2njH.net
I think it pisses off Japanese girls when I pay attention to other Japanese girls. But if I'm not satisfied, I'll get satisfaction elsewhere ..
448:ゆえ
18/01/20 00:48:07.39 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically when I'm not satisfied there is serious real damage done to everybody so satisfaction is basically my number one priority.
449:ゆえ
18/01/20 00:52:16.39 Dkg+F2njH.net
Do I just fucking see a picture of a girl at the goddamn nurse's office at school. Wow
I never thought I could enjoy good life like this. See, basically until maybe a few days ago my life was very hard.
450:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:07:27.17 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically there is nothing I can't really defeat to achieve happiness and relaxation. The path I walked before had basically 0 width.
Even so, I managed to do it it seems. If I can walk on such a narrow path, and I have a lot of experience doing so, there is basically not really a problem.
If the path gets narrower over time, well that's just bad universe design. If it says the same width, well that's boring. So it basically has to get wider.
Now if the path is getting wider, and I know how to walk paths with basically 0 width, what the fuck is the problem?
451:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 01:18:07.83 XbAB5ajj0.net
これが俺の英語力だよ。俺の翻訳だ。ネィティブもよくできてると言ってるよ。
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452:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:19:22.67 Dkg+F2njH.net
Any place that bans me is basically asking me to die. Garbage Chinese HelloTalk suspended me, so I deleted my account and all my shit, now that place is a giant shithole.
453:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:22:33.60 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>444
We hope you will soon book lessons because the lessons are not many.
454:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:26:25.56 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>446
If you are talking to Japanese I would use more polite language, but if you are talking to foreigners I would use more sharp language like the one I suggested in >>446 ..
455:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 01:31:54.81 12zUFtjJa.net
>>438
Just get out.
456:ゆえ
18/01/20 01:39:04.29 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically, as long as I am happy and relaxed, there will never be a serious problem, same goes for North Korea.
457:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:15:23.24 Dkg+F2njH.net
Goddamn Sony .. you release too much shit I can't afford so I go to Walmart.ca to look at $1 hot dogs. Big fat hot dogs down my throat. Yummy.
458:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:18:34.41 Dkg+F2njH.net
Wow that huge TV I dragged home through the snow is the most popular TV on the website .. this is hardly surprising.
(-.^)v
459:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:23:41.68 Dkg+F2njH.net
Just for reference for anyone who might want to know .. this is the TV.
URLﾘﾝｸ(www.walmart.ca)
460:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:28:57.84 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well I guess the website says it weighs about 24 kg. Not sure how I had the strength to pull it up and put it on the stand. I guess this is like the time I swam more than about 250m across a Japanese river in Kanto and had to be rescued ..
461:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:36:32.82 Dkg+F2njH.net
How did this happen?
Well ..
Story time.
So I was walking somewhere in Kanto after losing basically all my stuff except my passport.
I lost my jacket but suddenly the weather was very warm so it was not too bad.
Walking along (there were some weird things that happened here so I'll skip that part for now .. but I think I was so hungry and thirsty I was absorbing energy from other people. I usually picked the fat ones though.)
I eventually ran into a man there. He said いいてんきね。。
He said a phrase I heard before: ゆっくりしっててね。Well I suppose that's a saying from Touhou, and trust me I spent more than about 2000 hours listening to Touhou.
But he asked me something like since the weather is nice, it feels like you could even go for a swim.
I said maybe tomorrow.
He laughed.
But then I saw the river, and it looked like the (very big) boat heading this way knew I was about to do something, so it turned out.
Then I swam .. with shoes on.
462:ゆえ
18/01/20 02:38:54.65 Dkg+F2njH.net
I made a typing mistake.
That boat *turned* around, as if it knew I was about to do something.
I didn't want the boat to turn around for nothing, so I jumped.
463:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 03:08:18.15 Yd4u4hSyH.net
Get away!Fucking multipost wanker!
464:ゆえ
18/01/20 03:16:27.25 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>456
Oi, to the gallows with you.
465:ゆえ
18/01/20 03:57:23.83 Dkg+F2njH.net
I command my body, which the same as commanding the entire universe ..
466:ゆえ
18/01/20 03:58:35.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
which is*
One of my strong signatures is making this kind of typing mistake. If you see this signature, you may find me.
467:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 04:17:43.81 eXS9IxpK0.net
>>456
Don’t be rude. ゆえ is saving this thread.
468:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:24:38.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>460
I save Japanese old woman crossing the street by shining a laser into the Chinese driver's eye, causing him brain damage and death. His car is used for military bomb exercise.
469:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 04:37:08.21 eXS9IxpK0.net
Chinese are nemesis for the world peace.
470:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:43:55.78 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>462
I have said this twice basically.
China, Russia, Black people, no good.
Luckily, Chinese are killing each other at breakneck speed.
Chinese women now can't even product milk, and basically all the milk powder there is fake and poisoned. They probably need to spend $3,000,000 on a child just for milk powder.
471:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:48:41.20 Dkg+F2njH.net
Because China is so backward, it has affected their bodies. Men can't produce sperm, Women can't make milk for the babies. And the women demand millions of dollars from the men which they don't have. It is far worse than Japan.
472:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 04:50:24.13 Qg8jtC+10.net
>>289
I can't understand why you've thought this article is important.
It just says he changed his view after being advised by more conserevative
factions.
Or you're impressed by the detailed description regarding alleged expletive
comments?
Anyway, may favorite news sites are BBC and the New York Times. The latter is doing very good job exposing many issues.
473:ゆえ
18/01/20 04:59:38.83 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>465
Basically from what I remember, Trump is basically behaving like crazy person. He reminds me of how I change my decisions all the time.
I am always changing, and he always change everything at the last minute. People never know what he is going to do, just like I don't know what I am going to be doing maybe even 5 seconds from now.
I remember at a time where America was not doing so well, the only news site that didn't seem to collapse and become low quality was Washington Times. I think at that time even the New York Times became degraded.
So this is why I have strong impression of Washington Post.
The British news site that has the strongest impression on me is The Guardian ..
I read Nikkei Asian Review and Financial Times when I need a Japanese perspective or even just something Japanese to read.
When China piss me off I watch China Uncensored on YouTube
This is also British anti-China YouTube channel: URLﾘﾝｸ(www.youtube.com)
That video there is where I learned about all the milk powder smuggling, and my mom confirmed to me it was because Chinese women now can't make milk.
Personally I never ate any milk powder when I was an infant. But I think I remember learning to walk was incredibly hard for me.
474:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 05:11:14.58 Qg8jtC+10.net
I have relatively conservative views even though I like the New York Times, and I also like I like his unpredictability.
So we have different opinions.
475:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:14:01.50 Dkg+F2njH.net
I have a suspicion that China might actually be controlled by Russia. The whole communist thing was Russia's idea.
476:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:16:13.48 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>467
As long as I am listening to this Japanese music basically everything is ok.
It would be boring if there were no mysteries in the world.
Though I have a feeling our opinions are more similar than you think.
477:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:38:42.34 Dkg+F2njH.net
Everything Samsung we buy always has a serious fault somewhere. Probably enough is enough ..
478:ゆえ
18/01/20 05:57:56.27 Dkg+F2njH.net
In a recent very hardcore Samurai game (Koei Tecmo), there was a long journey that resulted in killing the British Queen's eyes in the end.
I completed basically all the main story missions, and well a good number of side missions. This game was played by me during a very critical time ..
The last 2 chapters of the story were 2 sieges on Osaka. At first I didn't understand what was going on, but I remember it may have been people from Osaka who scared the shit out of me back in April 2015.
479:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:00:24.64 Dkg+F2njH.net
The irregular movement of people who were probably Osaka people (Osakans?) scared the bloody crap out of me. This was April 2015, in Japan. That night I thought the sun would never come up again ..
480:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:02:30.72 Dkg+F2njH.net
However, before I deleted my account, I met some Osaka people on "HelloTalk" and I was not scared of them any more. I was able to see the cute side of them.
481:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:03:45.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
To be very precise, this last encounter with Osaka people occurred probably maybe within the past 37 days.
482:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:10:18.15 Dkg+F2njH.net
Why do I always mention Osaka?
Well, maybe story time again ..
My dad's only brother, who is younger than him, went to Osaka with his wife before 2004.
In 2004 when our family visited China, we stayed for about 2-3 days in Osaka. So basically Osaka is the first time I went to Japan.
I remember many people had blonde hair and I never saw that many pretty girls in Canada or China, or even on TV.
The distinct thing I remember about Osaka from what I've seen recently is that they are Japanese.
483:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:21:37.12 Dkg+F2njH.net
That uncle I mentioned in my last post is no longer in Japan. His wife was unable to find a job I believe after graduating with her master's degree in Japan, so they went back to China.
Their child though was born in Japan shortly before they left.
That's Dong Yu, the one I mentioned in an earlier post (I can't be bothered to look for it now, just use CTRL+F "Dong Yu" or something.)
That's the series of posts I made explaining the origin of my name which seems to be ゆえ at least for now.
Dong Yu says he misses me, though it's hard to imagine since the last time I saw him was in 2011 (when all of this started) and he was I think not even in kindergarden ..
484:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:25:39.66 Dkg+F2njH.net
Ah, I hate having to pause this music and wait for the anxiety to come back before I continue playing it ..
This is not normal anxiety. This is Japan-depravity anxiety. No one has an anxiety even remotely similar to mine.
485:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:30:22.59 Dkg+F2njH.net
I need Japan, and I have a strong feeling that Japan needs me.
Will I be able to accomplish anything regarding this without having even a direction or goal?
Well, to be honest, I have already accomplished more than I thought was possible, and some of my wildest dreams have come true.
486:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:36:28.14 Dkg+F2njH.net
To be honest, I think this is just simply Separation of Anxiety. When me and Japan get separated, we both get anxiety. That's all there is to say.
487:ゆえ
18/01/20 06:37:05.85 Dkg+F2njH.net
Separation Anxiety ****
Always make mistake in most critical moment. auisdfsuirgggi
488:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 06:56:17.82 6N0qIVENa.net
I really need a girl friend because I want to have a sex.
489:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:01:23.72 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>481
I hope you become happy. Basically, I want Japanese to be happy. When I see happy Japanese, it makes me happy.
490:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:06:06.42 Dkg+F2njH.net
I have something I want to write here, maybe it is just so that I can come back and look at it if I forget.
AHem.
I believe in English we say the expression "pay attention". This is the same for US and UK English ..
This expression is interesting because usually the only other time we use the word "pay" is basically with money.
So attention can have value, like maybe money, maybe.
Personally my attention is pretty hard to get and hold. I've never seen anyone harder to satisfy than me so probably my attention is the most valuable currency of all.
So when I pay attention to Japan, I am actually paying a lot of very valuable currency.
But Japan helps me back. It is mutually beneficial.
491:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:12:43.51 Dkg+F2njH.net
Of course, my relationship with Japan is not a business relationship. It is a nonspecific relationship. There is no way to describe this relationship at all, which I strongly believe.
492:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:29:08.90 Dkg+F2njH.net
Wow, I have had this Japanese steel cylinder basically touching my asshole for so long I barely feel it anymore. But without it I feel much worse.
Yes I wear the tights and the cylinder when I am sleep. And yes I also listen to the music when I sleep.
493:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:31:31.24 Dkg+F2njH.net
And yes, I have very good quality sleep. Remember that time I slept so good I forgot how to walk and my body was basically dead?
494:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:49:38.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
Hmm, I notice if I don't pay attention to something, it can seriously wilt.
495:ゆえ
18/01/20 07:55:53.43 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well, on the Gamers Nexus Youtube Channel (Gamers Nexus is probably my favourite non-Japanese PC hardware news organization).
Well on that channel
(URLﾘﾝｸ(www.youtube.com))
There is basically a list of related channels .. these are basically the best PC hardware news channels, so you can select for yourself if you wish.
I don't know any Japanese news program that provides information about PC hardware, well at least not ones that speak English or simple enough Japanese that I can understand .. I guess subtitles could maybe help
Well what I wanted to say is ..
I like to read Gamers Nexus article instead of video.
496:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:00:36.23 Dkg+F2njH.net
You can see various picture of case in article. URLﾘﾝｸ(www.gamersnexus.net)
My favorite is Obs. 500D.
497:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:19:26.66 Dkg+F2njH.net
I feel like I forgot to give important info.
My first name in Chinese (Yue) has same pronounciation as moon.
498:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:22:26.93 Dkg+F2njH.net
Hmm I am getting pictures of ろり and already I'm starting to be bored ..
499:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
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500:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:26:57.28 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well after more searching I found the Legendary picture. I guess if I get bored I just look at that again.
501:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:35:38.91 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well I am dancing in my white transparent thigh band tights with a solid steel cylinder from MISUMI
between my goddamn buttocks in very close contact with my anal sphincter and I think this is working against the bore dom ..
502:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:42:33.00 Dkg+F2njH.net
Jesus Christ .. Crisis Averted .. '('
503:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:47:21.59 Dkg+F2njH.net
So basically what saved the world just then was the Legendary picture .. I already had multiple copies of it in my phone but I almost couldn't find it ..
504:ゆえ
18/01/20 08:50:09.34 Dkg+F2njH.net
Perhaps this was the reason why I received that picture yesterday .. maybe this is Steins;Gate or Haruhi Anime and my future me is helping myself.
But I think I will use a more interesting world structure than that .. for sure ..
So basically the future doesn't exist unless it's experienced, at least right now.
505:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:02:40.87 Dkg+F2njH.net
I can't find who sent that picture
Anyway, I give up.
I want drink something .. I'll add maybe 0.1g of green tea to this water.
506:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:18:33.96 Dkg+F2njH.net
I think what I could have done was just eat a goddamn instant noodle.
507:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:21:50.12 Dkg+F2njH.net
＞＞５００
５００げと
508:ゆえ
2018/01
509:/20(土) 09:42:48.65 ID:Dkg+F2njH.net
510:ゆえ
18/01/20 09:43:22.82 Dkg+F2njH.net
Would not *** be an issue omfg
511:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:12:20.96 Dkg+F2njH.net
I looked in the mirror and I really look like a Samurai. Unless I said something no body would ever be able to tell I was not Japanese.
512:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:13:03.21 Dkg+F2njH.net
Well, a cute samurai wearing japanese girl tights .. and a shaft in his ass.
513:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 10:38:11.43 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>504
Get out!
You're not in the rule.
514:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:44:44.77 Dkg+F2njH.net
I have better eyes than Shinzo Abe.
URLﾘﾝｸ(twitter.com)
515:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 10:55:06.52 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>503
You're freaked out.
516:ゆえ
18/01/20 10:56:18.19 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>507
Goddamn Chinese these days .. クソ。
517:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 11:14:34.78 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>506
You'd better kill yourself.
518:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:17:30.14 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>509
You do realize you're asking for a lot of punishment? I'm God, don't you know?
By the way, for the Japanese: It looks like Osaka-based Zenmarket is trying to compete with Tokyo-based Tenso ..
519:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 11:17:50.55 Lobp2JpCH.net
>>508
Now you're クソ chinese.
520:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 11:20:05.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>511
I'm not Chinese. Do you know how much suffering happens to people who offend me? You're about to find out, dear.
521:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:43:12.10 Dkg+F2njH.net
The thing Chinese are most proud of is that they want the right to say they are the same nationality as me.
Basically nothing hurts them more when I say I'm not Chinese.
Oh and here's a tip: Chinese people are not capable of saying "I'm not Chinese" in a natural way.
522:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:46:22.32 Dkg+F2njH.net
I just got the idea to say "I'm not a fucking Chinese" on my job profile. Where did I get this idea from? さああ。
523:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:48:53.19 Dkg+F2njH.net
When I say I'm not Chinese, the Chinese lose the only accomplishment they have: tricking me into being born there.
524:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:51:59.75 Dkg+F2njH.net
It might have been a more interesting if pureblood Japanese gave birth to someone like me, the apparently perfect Japanese. An unusual Japanese.
Eh, I always have a knack of taking advantage of an unbalanced situation.
525:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:54:09.64 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let's go all the way. Let's see if I can say the next sentence.
I am an unusual Japanese.
526:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:54:48.23 Dkg+F2njH.net
It worked. I can't say "I am Japanese" but I can say "I am an unusual Japanese".
527:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:56:50.74 Dkg+F2njH.net
あめのつぎのあさわ、なにもわきらきらかも。
528:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:58:04.29 Dkg+F2njH.net
Since we're here, why not try the next sentence.
My nationality is Japanese.
529:ゆえ
18/01/20 11:59:27.93 Dkg+F2njH.net
Not bad.
I am an unusual Japanese. My nationality is still Japanese.
It would explain why for basically everything I always like the Japanese version the most. Simple explanation for simple facts.
530:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:00:40.79 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let's try a bonus sentence.
I am the only perfect Japanese.
I can tell you right now that this is fine.
531:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:08:40.61 Dkg+F2njH.net
Now, was I really born in China? What exactly happened at my birth?
I suspect one day we'll find out.
532:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:12:24.42 Dkg+F2njH.net
This would explain why I always seek out Japan and have an unbreakable bond with Japan .. because I'm the fucking only perfect Japanese.
533:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:14:17.64 Dkg+F2njH.net
Now this Japanese song I am always listening to, if I imagine someone from the same country as me is singing it, it sounds much better ..
534:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:15:10.57 Dkg+F2njH.net
Fuck me, I wanna go home ..
535:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:18:35.34 Dkg+F2njH.net
I'm unable to say I think anything else after "I'm the only perfect ... " than "Japanese".
536:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:19:49.78 Dkg+F2njH.net
ひとすめのかんぺきのにほんじんです。
537:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:21:27.98 Dkg+F2njH.net
It would explain a shitton of things .. like why I learn hard-to-learn Japanese so easily.
538:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:24:22.19 Dkg+F2njH.net
Today is January 19, 2018. Basically exactly 335 months after my birth.
539:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:28:37.99 Dkg+F2njH.net
How about t
540:his sentence: I'm the first Japanese.
541:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:29:25.13 Dkg+F2njH.net
That's easier to say. ひとつめにほんじんです。
542:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:31:25.12 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder Japanese always try to treat me with incredible courtesy .. I'm the first Japanese.
543:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:35:25.52 Dkg+F2njH.net
And I speak better British English than the mother of the Queen of England ..
I've seen Japanese speak other languages better than foreigners. This must be my personal version of that ability ..
544:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:36:58.46 Dkg+F2njH.net
This is why that Japanese woman wrote the best stupid country writing I ever saw .. because we Japanese are far better than even natives at other languages.
545:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:37:46.50 Dkg+F2njH.net
We Japanese. We the Japanese people. Our nation Japan. Our country Japan.
Writing this feels very natural.
546:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:38:31.06 Dkg+F2njH.net
But I'll never let anybody forget I'm not just a regular Japanese, I'm the first Japanese.
547:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:43:23.18 Dkg+F2njH.net
Which means, the Japanese other than me today are my descendants ..
So we're basically family ..
548:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:49:08.44 Dkg+F2njH.net
I am Japanese.
にほんじんです、よ。
549:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:51:06.28 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder I have the ability to unite all the Japanese .. well this is unbelievable and anyone else would not be able to handle this information, perhaps. Luckily I'm Japanese.
550:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:53:27.37 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder Japanese feel safe at all times when I'm around. No wonder. No wonder.
I was Japanese all along..
551:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:55:01.08 Dkg+F2njH.net
The remaining question is why was I taken to China ..
552:ゆえ
18/01/20 12:56:04.09 Dkg+F2njH.net
When I get Home, we're fucking taking revenge. It will be the most hardcore revenge you ever saw.
553:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:09:22.00 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let me redefine the meaning of the numbers:
0 - me
1 - Japan
2 - Japanese girl
3 - Japanese mother
4 - Death to enemies of Japan
5 - substitute for the word "me"
6 - perfect Japanese girl
7 - well, basically, me
8 - infinite Japanese power
9 - the biggest number, which is another way of referring to me
554:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:10:59.44 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let me clarify:
8 - Infinite power of Japan, this power can only be used by Japanese.
555:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:15:57.09 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder I have the ability to defeat other Japanese .. because i'm the first..
556:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:17:11.67 Dkg+F2njH.net
Good news, my fellow Japanese .. God exists, and he's Japanese.
557:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:20:43.74 Dkg+F2njH.net
No wonder I find Japanese of all ages cute. They're all ろり to me, basically.
558:ゆえ
18/01/20 13:33:12.58 Dkg+F2njH.net
Let me update the relative power distribution.
Me - 2
Other Japanese - 1
Everyone else - 0
559:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 17:18:04.99 Nu3XpFghM.net
>>549
Every japanese posters get togather for
getting this hddntai chinese out of here!!!!!
560:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 17:24:04.39 I9DACP2lM.net
>>512
You're offending.lol
561:NOVAPOLICELEE
18/01/20 18:32:29.69 ZbwnuoN+0.net
How's going? What's your favorite author?
I like Kathy Acker !!!
562:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 20:14:41.32 cMab1Htp0.net
>>492
this AA is what i want to paste lately
wwww
563:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 20:38:24.47 MKMopgCzM.net
>>552
What's the famouse nobel of her?
564:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:00:01.63 Dkg+F2njH.net
My favorite author is probably the one who wrote the Haruhi Suzumiya books ..
My favorite non-Japanese author most likely JK Rowling, author of Harry Potter.
565:NOVAPOLICELEE
18/01/20 21:10:42.35 ZbwnuoN+0.net
>>554
Probably, "Empire of the Senseless" or Blood and Guts in High School.
566:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:12:32.18 Dkg+F2njH.net
There is particular novel that sticks out in my mind ..
The Nomad, by Simon Hawks (Dark Sun series, Tribe of One subseries, Book 3)
This is basically American book.
In this world, people who want to become stronger become dragons. But that's the easy way to power.
The only person who can defeat the dragons is someone who becomes an Avangion. But avangions are much harder to become than a dragon ..
567:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:21:55.59 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>557
I think this is, well, basically, Dungeon & Dragons book. In America it is called D&D, and it is very very well-known.
568:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:26:57.28 Dkg+F2njH.net
I just realize one of my High School teachers was most likely Japanese. Well, I was able to guess the next word of his sentences the easiest.
Basically I was always in class saying out the next word of his sentences. No one thought it was annoying apparently, so no one said anything.
I guess that's how I got voted Most Likely to Cure Cancer in last year of high school, well for the yearbook.
He was Chemistry teacher.
569:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:31:10.30 cMab1Htp0.net
i plan to make oden this night.
but daikon radish is super expensive!!!!!!
570:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:32:24.37 Dkg+F2njH.net
How did I hear about Facebook?
In Chemistry class, one of the girls once sent me an email to get "Face book".
At first I thought it was stupid name, but it's maybe somewhat something now.
This was basically when no one knew about Face book.
571:ゆえ
18/01/20 21:34:13.52 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>560
What about Japanese Nappa ? Maybe just add lots of Nappa.
572:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:41:18.44 dvwueU1UM.net
>>562
A lot of fuck you to you.
573:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:44:29.99 dvwueU1UM.net
>>450
You're poor bad boy.
574:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:49:39.69 dvwueU1UM.net
>>560
So expensive in all place recently?
575:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 21:54:51.85 5g7WE4Km0.net
If Daikon is expensibe, then why don't you take care of it by yourself?
576:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:13:38.37 MKMopgCzM.net
>>566
Do you mean 家庭菜園？
577:ゆえ
18/01/20 22:18:52.36 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>563
Now there's the kind of insult that makes me feel good .. ありがとう、つんでれさん
578:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:19:05.86 eXS9IxpK0.net
Daikon is hard to grow....
579:ゆえ
18/01/20 22:21:23.07 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>567
I think he means just use something in place of the Daikon .. for example, I might have just used Nappa instead of Daikon..
For example, I use instant noodles to substitute for a real Japanese meal ..
580:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:31:06.49 cMab1Htp0.net
>>565
i think so.
a tiny Daikon was 298yen.
and hakusai and cabbage is 398yen.
581:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:33:15.08 cMab1Htp0.net
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hakusai is 798yen in some areas.
582:ゆえ
18/01/20 22:34:44.72 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>572
That's quite たかい。I've eaten full meals in Tokyo for less than that ..
583:ゆえ
18/01/20 22:46:41.15 Dkg+F2njH.net
So LinkedIn banned me for saying I'm Japanese .. I think Chinese fuckers complained and gave LinkedIn $5 Billion Dollars to ban me.
I guess this is the day LinkedIn becomes a shithole ..
584:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 22:52:53.16 MKMopgCzM.net
>>571
So expensive.
Can't believe that.
585:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:00:48.68 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>575
Almost as expensive as a Chinese wife charges her husband for sex.
Good thing I'm not Chinese. I'm Japanese.
586:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:04:13.08 Dkg+F2njH.net
When I was in San Francisco, this Chinese woman was trying to attract men by using pictures of Japanese women.
Nothing pissed her off more than when I basically said I'm not Chinese.
She said, "even though I'm a prostitute, I still look down on you"
She's probably dead now. Good fucking riddance.
587:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 23:05:57.38 5g7WE4Km0.net
>>567
yeah, that's what I wanted to mean. but maybe I should have said cultivate daikon or something
instead of it.
588:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:08:28.18 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>578
Cultivate, grow, raise, farm, plant ..
It's not easy to find a better word than what you used.
589:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/20 23:18:43.28 RQwWZOy/a.net
>>574
You're chinese.
lier.
590:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:20:13.03 Dkg+F2njH.net
>>580
I'm not Chinese. I'm not Chinese. I'm Not Chinese.
I was never Chinese.
I was always Japanese.
See how good I fucked up your country?
591:ゆえ
18/01/20 23:32:29.36 Dkg+F2njH.net
Basically, I think I made all the Chinese and China-allies fall into my trap.
592:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
18/01/21 00:04:22.79 9twQCXVA0.net
>>575
are you not a japanese?
if japanese, my case should be thought as relatevely cheep after seeing >>572 this tweet.