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進駐軍のヤンキーが沖縄英語を笑っているから、ブロークンな英語が多く
どう見てもgrammar and vocabulary がdecent ではないだろう?
何から何まで全部ウソ。
Lovely ladies, kind gentlemen, pleased to introduce myself.
Sakini by name, interpreter by profession.
Education by the ancient dictionary.
Okinawan by whim of gods.
History of Okinawa reveal distinguished record of conquerors.
We have honor to be subjugated in 14th century by Chinese pirates.
In 16th century, by English missionary.
In 18th century, by Japanese warlords. And in 20th century,
by American Marine.
Okinawa very fortunate. Culture brought to us. Not have to leave home for it.
And we learn many thing.
Most important, that rest of world not like Okinawa.World filled with delightful variation.
Example:
In Okinawa, no locks on doors. Bad manners not to trust neighbors.
In America, lock and key big industry. Conclusion: Bad manners, good business.
Another example:
In Okinawa, wash self in public bathwith nude lady quite proper...
...but a picture of nude lady in private home quite improper.
In America, statue of nude lady in park win prize...
...but nude lady in flesh in park win a penalty.
Conclusion: Pornography, question of geography.