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こうゆうjokeも一緒に笑ってくれる看護師のいる楽しい職場
Hey there, I'm Satan, the dark Lord. As you can see, we have three doors. You pick one, I reveal what's behind the door, and that's your punishment for the next 100 years. But since I'm feeling generous, I'll show you what's behind the doors before you guess.
Satan unveils the first and it's a man getting whipped. The man is in utter agony and his wounds constantly heal over just to get reopened.
"That's too much. I think I'll pass."
Satan unveils the second and it's a man getting beaten to death by a gang of silverback gorillas. They rip off limbs only to get reattached and broken some more.
"NO WAY. DEFINITELY PASS."
Satan unveils the third... what a sight. A perfect 10 model is on her knees giving an old man the best blowjob of his (after)life.
"Number three!"
"You sure?"
"100%. It's not even close."
Satan shrugs and obliges. He walks up to the blonde and says, "Get up, I found your replacement."