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* 米人（Boston)
Red Sox fan. Lived for a year in a rehabilitation facility to cure her
Internet addiction. Now she has developed game addiction and every time
she spots her kids playing Guirtar Hero, she snatches the console from them
and plays it on her own. She takes care of lots of plants in the living room,
such as miniture coffee tree, peppercorn and marijuana. She loves chatting here more than
taking care of her family. She's nice enough to give some good advice to learners of
Japanese. Besides, she is greatly admired as virtual mom by posters here.
Her quality time is when she reads Boston Globe over coffee on a beautiful Sunday morning,
with her husband and kids locked in the closet.
* Ether (Florida)
Has travelled to Japan. Taller than 6 feet and blond. Drives a jaloppy.
There's a framed photo of two sumo wrestlers he saw during his vist to Japan on the wall
of his room. His penis was bitten off by a gigantic aligator while he was taking a nap
naked in the backyard. His mom is on the FBI's missing people's list.
On the day he saw her last, he saw a huge alligator with its stomach
swollen disappearing into a swamp.
* Captain Spicard (Florida)
Born in upstate NY. Guardian of Sparky. He came all the way from 4chan to take him back to his
original playground. The author of "Training and Taming Sparky for Dummies." Doesn't give
a shit studying Japanese but doesn't mind helping Japanese English learners.
He's a pro websurfer with 13 web browsers installed. There's a wig in the living room
of his house in NY which he used to wear for a costume party on Halloween. Atheist.
He loves snow more than anything and his dream as a child was to become a snowman.
Child at heart.