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450:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
 08/09/10 19:15:01 
知的作業が苦手、地頭が悪いと英検はおろか、TOEIC900すら取れないと思うよ

451:名無しさん＠英語勉強中
 08/09/10 20:06:09 
【リスニング問題】 
Your assignment is to kill and old woman who witnessed a drug deal.  
You will take the train to Yokohama and await directions to her apartment.  
Please follow these rules:  
 
1. Use your feminine beauty and youth to gain access to her apartment-- she will not suspect a girl.  
Please wear a disguise that will help fool her. We suggest a schoolgirl or store clerk.  
2. Carry a weapon to force her to go to a private room where you can murder her.  
3. Wear your black leather gloves while committing the crime. We cannot allow any  
fingerprints to be found at the scene of the murder. Do not wear another style of glove.  
4. Tie her securely with rope. Make sure no fingerprints are on the rope.  
　 Do not listen to her crying or begging. Tell her you will kill her as you restrain her  
so that she will be in complete terror and unable to resist.  
5. Use the handsmothering technique to kill her. Smother her with your gloved hands,  
and give yourself enough time to completely suffocate her. Do not strangle her  
with a scarf or wire, this crime must be carried out with only your hands as murder  
weapons.  
6. Check her pulse to be sure she is dead. Make sure the body is well hidden. Take the first  
train back to Sapporo immediately.  
7. VERY IMPORTANT: Her grandchildren visit her occasionally and may be at her apartment when  
you are there. They are 12 and 14 years old, both boys. If they are present, you must also  
tie them up. After you kill the old woman, handsmother the two children, one at a time.  
Do not be affected by their pitiful crying. Use your leather gloved hands to end their lives;  
there must be NO witnesses. You will be paid the usual way.  
If you must kill the grandchildren, and extra fee will be paid to you. Do not seek them out  
for the extra money!  
 
E.V.I.L.

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