08/04/08 16:18:52
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Man: Sir, I must report to you the mysterious missing of my cuddled parrot.
Director of KGB: You are not supposed to visit our department about such a petty incident.
Man: Oh, forgive me, and I know that. I came here, just because I want to make an
official statement that he and I have completely different views. Even if he is found and utters
anything unorthodoxy, it's absolutely irrelevant to my own outlook on our revered regime.