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Hi, I'm new here. - 暇つぶし2ch2:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 00:24:48
You deserve death.

3:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 00:29:01
>>2
What a welcome!

4:bombman
07/12/08 00:30:55
Why do I deserve death? I'm new here. My age is 21.

5:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 00:40:11
You retard.

6:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 00:49:43
you deserve a death
you deserve to die

7:bombman
07/12/08 00:55:18
I'm sure that is a compliment in your country
But over here that is not a compliment
Maybe you are making translation errors.
I will ask my friend to come and see if he can translate this language.

8:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 00:57:39
お前は日本人だろ。

9:bombman
07/12/08 01:07:15
Okay my friend said that this is a Japanese website! Wow!
That's amazing because I am studying Japanese! He doesn't know what anything means though.
I'm only here because my friend told me that I might like this website.
Okay, somebody teach me Japanese please!

10:rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto
07/12/08 01:10:50
where are you from?

11:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 01:11:29
What do you want to learn? Ask something more specific.

12:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 01:19:55
How can you not recognize a word here when you are studying Japanese? lol

13:bombman
07/12/08 01:34:22
say something in japanese but type romaji! and i will try to understand it.

14:rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto
07/12/08 01:38:47
rosiajinsan ha nihonjin no youni nihongo wo hanashimasu.

lol just kidding

15:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 01:41:56
>>14
日本語が上手ですね。

16:bombman
07/12/08 01:49:26
wakarimasen desu!
oh, and i made a mistake, my age is not 21 years old, but it's 12 years old.

17:rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto
07/12/08 01:52:41
it means:
Rosiajinsan speaks japanese like japanese person.
Are you really 12? who made you study japanese?

18:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 01:53:40
>>16
「です」はいらない。

19:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 02:28:16
4 > My age is 21.

The way you said your age sounds very foreign. You fuckin Jap, get lost.

20:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 02:28:37
wktk!

21:bombman
07/12/08 02:36:22
Yeah because my age is 12 that means I'm 12 years old.
Why can't I say my age is 12 without sounding foreign?
My age is 12.

22:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 02:43:37
Wouldn't a 12-year-old say "I'm 12 years old." rather than "My age is 12."?

23:bombman
07/12/08 02:46:53
I dont know you tell me and while you're at it I want to learn some Japanese
My goal is to one day read everything on this page
Also my goal is to make a woman pregnant.

24:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 02:47:19
>>21
hey, can I fuck you in the ass?
I know you'll like it a lot, handsome.

25:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 02:48:03
Would a 12-year-old want to make a woman pregnant?

26:bombman
07/12/08 03:09:02
how do you say pregnant in japanese? please and thank you!

27:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 03:17:51
妊娠している

28:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 03:21:04
>>26
oh yea, I will make YOU pregnant by sticking my dick into your butt-hole and shooting off my cream cheese into your stomache.

If this makes you excited, why don't you give me your email address and we'll chat.

How does it sound? Quite a plan, huh?



29:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 03:24:49
Can you suck my dick? > 1

30:rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto
07/12/08 03:29:03
His email is bombman@hotmail.com

31:bombman
07/12/08 03:32:53
Please! I want to learn Jpapanese. This is a really sticky situation if you dont mind.
I want to know how to say pregnant that way if I get a Japanese woman pregnant I can
tell the doctor and he can cut open her butt so that the baby can havie an easier time coming out
also the baby doesnt need poop all over it so how do you say poop in japanese? I dont know japanese
so please write in romanji

32:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 03:36:36
>>31
もう教えたんだ。お礼を言わないと二度としない。

33:bombman
07/12/08 03:43:06
WHAT ROSIAJINS HOW DID YOU KNOW MY EMAIL ADDRESS!!! DELETE THAT!!!

34:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 03:44:00
He can read your thoughts maybe?

35:bombman
07/12/08 03:44:43
AND AFTER YOU DELETE THAT TELL ME HOW TO SAY PREGNANT I WANT TO LEARN
JAPANESE SO MY TEACHER WILL GIVE ME EXTRA CREDIT

36:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 03:46:34
>>35
You are bad child to try to cheat on your test by asking for help here.

37:rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto
07/12/08 03:51:30
>>33
you put it into your email field yourself. lol look at first post

38:rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto
07/12/08 03:52:54
子を宿す【こをやどす】(exp) to be pregnant with a child


39:スコットランド人
07/12/08 03:59:06
>>1
やらないか (yaranaika) -> to be pregnant with a child

The doctor will know what you mean.

40:bombman
07/12/08 04:20:53
I dont know how to read that! How do you say that in english.

41:rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto
07/12/08 04:21:38
yaranaika

42:bombman
07/12/08 04:22:49
ok thank you its yaranaika. Thanks! and now how do you say poopies?

43:rosiajin ◆Iu8PB2Noto
07/12/08 04:24:13
unko

44:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 04:25:02
>>42
お好み焼き(okonomi-yaki)

45:bombman
07/12/08 04:52:12
thank you! unko or okonomi or yaki!
that's great,
i'll tell my teacher tomorrow because i have weekend sessions because of my bad grades.
thank you! ill come back tomorrow, this a great webpage! but please dont use cuss words.
i turn 13 tomorrow!

46:bombman
07/12/08 04:53:50
lol yaki sounds like yucky thats funny and thats a good
way to remember lol
ok see ya later dudes lol

47:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 05:01:07
>>1
You fool!
What are you doing here?!
Don't make a thread for yourself!
Go to a thread that is already!

48:bombman
07/12/08 05:03:26
i cant understand you.
ok im going to go to bed cause my dad will be home soon. see ya!

49:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 05:36:59
This is a duplicate thread, please post your message at スレリンク(english板)

I guess >>1 must be banned from the 2ch そいつが日本語が読めないならば

50:bombman
07/12/08 15:39:17
boy it's hard to find my topic mixed with all these squiggles.
I'll be back later! with more japanese questions!

51:bombman
07/12/08 16:22:11
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
CANY ANYONE TRANSLATE THIS INTO ROMAJI?

52:bombman
07/12/08 18:35:04
hi is anyone there?

53:bombman
07/12/08 23:44:54
whose there?
I wanna translate this into romanji or romaji please give me youre time and consideration.
also I want to know how to translate the word "cemen". Anybody, cemen?

54:NGoku
07/12/08 23:47:01
AW HELL NAW!

55:MGOHAN
07/12/08 23:48:09
i have got ta get me one a these

56:豪州パワー
07/12/09 00:18:13
>>53

Since you can't differentiate your and you're, we won't help you :P

57:bombman
07/12/09 00:55:36
whats differentiate? is that like something to do with cemen?

58:bombman
07/12/09 01:57:00
I'm finally 13 did u guys no that? Im a teen dream!

59:bombman
07/12/09 02:03:30
For my presents, I got Dragon Ball Z and Dragon Ball GT! Also Naruto! Datebayo! I'm so happy!
But now I'll need more translations than ever!

60:bombman
07/12/09 02:34:16
you guys! I just masturbated for the first time! OMG!
how do you say masturbate in Japanese? now I know how what you guys talk
about when ur saying about cemen and how it feels good! I understand
the jokes now! How do you say cemen!

61:bombman
07/12/09 02:52:55
ok i admit it, I really didn't masturbate for the first time,
I was just trying to get u guys to translate my words. I don't
even know how to masturbate, I'm only 13 lol! LOL OMG
okay will you forgive me and teach me cemen?


62:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/09 02:56:48
asdflja;ljkfajsf

63:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/09 02:59:24
ramen

64:bombman
07/12/09 03:11:46
what is this i dont even

65:tsugumi
07/12/09 03:13:16
"okay will you forgive me and teach me cemen? "

lulz

66:pjayp
07/12/09 03:14:44
sex0rz teh face and we will help you
remember, teh face

67:CEMAN
07/12/09 03:15:41
...what?

68:bombman
07/12/09 03:19:42
well, my topic has finally reached 40 non bombman posts.
thank you everybody for your cooperation. ありがとうそしてさようなら
Now die, quickly.

*walks off with an award*

69:random jinjo
07/12/09 03:23:48
i think you owe yourself an extra special jinjo.

70:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/09 03:24:30
sack my pussy

71:70th!
07/12/09 03:24:35
this is boring, nobody's paying attention anyway.

72:suparbest
07/12/09 03:27:01
<i>sack my pussy</i>
I'll sack it alright. The package is called "teabag surprise"

73:suparbest
07/12/09 03:28:00
damn it, tags dont work. what do you expect though on these inferior jap internets?

74:pics
07/12/09 03:29:37
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAR!!! I'm surprised it got this much feedback actually. LUE?

75:pics
07/12/09 03:30:21
omg haxing the 2ch is grounds for BANNINATION

76:SBAllen
07/12/09 03:31:36
I'm SBAllen and I improve of this message... I mean, approve... damn it.

77:your mom
07/12/09 03:32:38
I take it you don't liek mudkipz?

78:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/09 04:39:05
wtf is goin' on

79:B.O.M.
08/01/03 02:10:48
almost forgot i made this topic.
i wonder if 4ch would be as cooperative as LUE... or moreso.

80:B.O.M.
08/01/03 02:11:57
...

81:tsugumi
08/01/03 02:15:24
i just read this whole topic. bom, you are awesome.

82:SIRRY AMERICAN
08/01/03 03:12:22
OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

83:suigintou
08/01/03 03:31:31
WHERE AM I? WHAT HAPPENED? IS THIS EBAUMSWORLD?

84:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/01/03 03:32:31
HOLY HELL, LOOK AT ALL THESE ARCHAIC SYMBOLS! THIS COULD BE A LOST TRIBE OF NEANDERTHALS THAT ARE UNKNOWN TO THE WESTERN WORLD! WHO CAN DECIPHER THEIR STRANGE GLYPHS?!

85:suigintou
08/01/03 03:33:34
Can anyone recommend a good McDonald's in the Kyoto area?

86:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/01/03 03:35:50
Super Kawaii Desu! =^_^=

87:Shuga
08/01/03 03:41:07
Epic fail, suparbest, epic fail.

88:Rorny
08/01/03 03:43:22
Anyone wanna cyber in a different language? I hear that shit is hot.

89:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/01/03 03:44:32
Damn it, moot told us to invade but the rest of 4chan isn't here.

90:suigintou
08/01/03 04:04:06
Who wants to be my penpal? <*_*<~~~~~~~>

91:B.O.M.
08/01/03 04:40:28
damn it. as soon as i get on 4chan...
i WILL get my 1000 same time post falcon punch. or the like.
and it will be on this very board.
stay the fuck tuned.

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