【売女】オンリーさん志望を晒すスレ【日本の恥】at ENGLISH
【売女】オンリーさん志望を晒すスレ【日本の恥】 - 暇つぶし2ch2:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 01:07:46
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>Hello!! i am xxx, a short guy with short hair.
>i'm a active gril and like sports very much... word hard play hard.
>I'm looking to meet new friends, many many friends.
>i would like to open my eyes, so i want to know person in other countries, all around the world.
>i would like to share and learn more with other people, other culture.
>so, everyone is welcome to get in touch, anytimes anywhere.
>Just contact me.

>please leave a message. i'm waiting to hear from you.

救いようがねえなこいつw

3:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 03:30:27
>Let's be a friend first.

♪北斗と南~

4:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 03:37:50
いいかビッチども!
お前らの糞英文はホロン部の日本語と同じなんだよ!
これ以上日本の恥を晒すなら死ね!
氏ねじゃなくて死ね!
自殺しろ!

5:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 03:41:52
>ニュージーランドで語学学校に行ってました。

>I have been to the language school in New Zealand.

あやまれ!
ニュージーランドにあやまれ!

6:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 10:50:10
テンション高っ!!
オンリーさんって終戦直後か?

お年寄りが2ちゃんですかw
あるいは、古い映画かぶれ?


7:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 13:42:08
>Hi! I am an attractive Japanese woman who lives in Tokyo.
>I have a beautiful black long hair, big beautiful eyes, and a slim beautiful body.
>I have a warm and honest mind.
>And, because it has a lot of hobbies and friends, it gets enjoyment out of life.
>Your life will shine more if you can meet me.
>Will you share me with a wonderful life?
>What wonderful date plan could you propose to me?

オバQより少ないのか・・・

8:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 13:49:59
>If you were sweet enough to make me french toast for breakfast,
>I would love to give you massage :)

お前がトーストになれよ

9:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 13:58:11
>Hello everyone!
>I like to relax and enjoy in my life.
>So, will you do with me?
>I'd like to meet the man who Is cute and gentleman !
>My body type is average.
>I have a long hair. I like it.

またかw

10:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 14:04:15
>My name is XXX from Tokyo Japan. I want to make a friends worldwide.
>I'm a easygoing, outgoing and smily girlU。・ェ・。U よろしくね♪

>I have been living in SanFrancisco for 2 and a half years, so I can speak English.

あやまれ!
サンフランシスコにあやまれ!

11:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 14:25:20
>Please please look for me.
>(Because English is not proud, as for me, patience may be necessary for you)
>However, I do not look for a playboy.
>I look for the person who can keep company seriously.

機械翻訳バレバレで何様のつもりだよw
永住権欲しいだけのフィリピン人にでも弄ばれろよwww

12:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 17:56:15
>Hi! I am Japanese girl.
>I lead an easy life.
>I'm looking for who can have pleasant time with me.
>I'm spirited and kind girl.
>If you have intersting in me please write to me!

インタースティングってどこの新兵器だよ

13:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 18:10:37
>>12

>Hi! Ich bin ein japanisches Maedchen.
>Ich langweilige mich momentan im Alltag.
>Ich suche nach jemandem, wer mit mir eine schoene Zeit verbrigen kann.
>Ich bin ein energisches und nettes Maedchen.
>Wenn du eine Interesse an mich hast, schreib mir bittte!

14:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 18:13:28
板違いじゃバカモン
Weg von hier!

15:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 20:16:45
>I'm a Japanese, 26 years old, easygoing, well-educated, cute, sweet and classy girl.
>I've lived in the U.S. for a couple of years to go to University.
>Now I live in Tokyo.

あやまれ!
合衆国にあやまれ!

16:13
07/08/10 21:04:52
>>14
ドイツ語でケチ付けてくれるなんて・・・・

17:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/10 21:26:48
>>15
留学経験が自慢な女に限って文法メチャクチャな件
過去と現在完了の区別も付かんのか

18:13
07/08/10 22:06:11
>>15
well-educatedの所でビール噴いた。
cultured backgroundのことじゃ無いんだろうな・・・
「調教済みです」ってか・・・。

19:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 00:45:00
>I'm living Yokohama, but i'm working Tokyo.

生ける横浜働く東京を走らしむ

20:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 02:42:54
>I live in Tokyo and work at the elementary school.

おまいの職場なんか誰も知らないってのw

21:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 02:48:11
>I'm sorry but I only want to have a friends living in forign country.
>please give me smiles!

マックでロハで貰えるよ。
おまいは金貰っても要らん。

22:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 03:24:47
>I used to live in London to study performance after I had graduated Japanese Univercity.
>What I am proud is I've got many friends!!

あやまれ!
倫敦にあやまれ!

23:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 03:34:54
>I dont like people who is NOT panctual, messy and no-worker.

コメント不能

24:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 03:56:34
>>1
2cm?巨人症ですか

25:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 04:03:33
>I neve use the kind of the web site so dunno what I should fill in here.
>But I'm looking for someone who is native English speaker and who is positive, honest, love outdoor.
>no selfish and player please!

セルフィッシュなプレーヤに弄ばれてくださいwww

26:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 10:26:37
>Not only a boy but also a girl give me a message, please!

プリーズって誰に言ってるの?

27:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 10:41:32
>I live in Tokyo in Japan. The age is 25 years old. The hobby is a dance. I like to
>see the movie. It is not good at English. However, when the friend who can enjoy
>that it is together can do, it is glad. ヾ(≧∇≦*)〃

アイアムスタディイングリッシュ

28:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 11:43:11
>今は日本に住んでいるのですが、アメリカ に住んでいたこともあるので、英語が少し出来ます。
>Hello=) I'm Japanese girl from Tokyo.
>If you interesting in the Japanese or Japanese culture, I can teach you:)

あやまれ!
亜米利加にあやまれ!

29:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 11:54:15
>I'm not my type skinny man, sorry.
>I hope that show me the expression of your love.

ナントカ同一性障害?

30:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 13:38:14
>Hi, how are you?
>I'm looking for WHITE from any countrys, Or BLACK from U.S.A, for foreiner who works in japan.
>I want to go shopping and watch movie and go travel etc.
>I want to do lot's of thing.
>My job is model.
>If you have interest in me, please send e-mail to me.
>( I'm sorry, I'm not have interest in Japanese, Korean, Chinese)

コメント不能

31:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 18:35:17
>I've stayed in Indonesia, Vietnam, Australia and France before and am very interested in different culture and food.

何でどいつもこいつも現在完了使うわけ?

32:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 20:05:24
>so I would like to spend great time with other culture's pearson.

梨から生まれた梨太郎?

33:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 20:09:04
>I COME FROM BRAZIL, BUT MY FATHER AND MOTHER IS JAPANESE!!

ブラジルに帰れ移民のガキ!アゴ!

34:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 20:36:54
>I sometimes meet my friend to chat on weekends, leaning English, playing guitar

友達迷惑してるぞw

35:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/11 21:56:43
>I’m 24 years old and a graduate student in Environmental science.
>I speak English, Japanese and I am studying French, German on my free time.

その前に英語何とかしろw

36:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/12 00:02:32
>I am japanese, have grown up in tokyo with a family where exchange students living together sometimes.

名前がジャパニーズ?
やっと大人になれた?
おまい孤児?

37:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/12 03:47:28
>I lived in US for about 4 year and I wanna keep up with my English!

あやま(ry

38:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/12 12:54:02
>はじめまして。
>東京の学校に通っている大学生です。

>Hi, Thanks for reading my profile.
>I'm Japanese, living in Japan. I'm a 23year old .

あやまれ!
大学にあやまれ!

39:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/13 00:27:16
>I'm a kind, polite, honest, warm heart, woman.

ハ、ハート様・・・

40:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/13 00:51:20
>>31
ドイツ語(or フランス語)訛りの英語だからさ・・・


なわけねぇだろ!

※補足説明:ドイツ語・フランス語の口語では過去形より現在完了を好む。

41:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/13 01:32:19
大方「~したことがある」の機械翻訳だとは思うが

42:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/13 03:18:57
この擦れイイ!!!


43:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/13 20:23:23
>Those who came to Japan on business or so and not yet have many colleagues to talk with are welcome, too!

お断りだ

44:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/14 01:13:36
>I don"t know my special point.Maybe my smile.
>Most of men said I have a good smile.
>But i don"t think so. Because I have bad tooth.
>Maybe they don"t mind my tooth.
>They just think that a good smile is smiling from heart.
>II like to listen to talking, and give them a good reaction when the talk is interesting.
>That is my smile from my heart.

コメント不能

45:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/14 01:38:03
ミッキー安川っていう米国帰りの爺さんが言うには、
i am the only one って小池が言ったことで、不愉快な記憶が
よみがえったらしい。 戦後、米兵にぶらさがる娘どもが
そういう風に言ってたんだって。 でも英語のニュアンス的にも
そのように取れなくもないってことなんだね。小池はスマップの
only one にかけたつもりだったんだろうけどね。

46:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/14 19:24:41
>Hi! Ok, I tell you about me.
>I love disney and meet friends.
>I really like playing with dog... and watching PC.
>I haveing fun it!!
>now, I looking for my prince!!
>I want meet to man who likes disney!!!

PCフェチ乙

47:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/14 19:30:29
>I am working as a Securitry and also as a Nutritionist.

謎の特殊部隊?

48:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/14 19:51:10
>I want go travel with partner. and I want to go out. (see movie , outdoor , having dinner, dancing , )
>I like honest and kind man. I want to make friend adn get married ,
>I want to live other countly.

adn?アドン?

49:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/15 01:15:59
適当にどっかのサイトで見たadをコピペしてんの?
それとも特定のサイトを見てるの?

50:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/15 02:24:10
>I have lived in the US to study English, so I can speak some English... though cannot speak fluently :( But I will do my best! :)

謙遜になっていないのが悲しい(T_T)

51:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/15 12:18:47
>Hello. Im living in japan.
>Im now into healing things and i have a license of relexology and also of dog therapy in japan.

どこのディプロマミルのだよw

52:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/15 18:55:58
>short...50kg, but i have hudge eyes and healthy long hair.

邪気眼の一種?

53:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/15 18:59:57
>hi, I'm 24years old Japanese chick who like to go out with friends for shopping, drinks, swimming, spas, and play pool...
>I can speak Japanese, English, and a bit of French. French is new for me and I'm interested in learing french.

だからその前に英語なんとかしろってのヒヨコちゃんw

54:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/15 22:23:37
>Hi. I'm cheerfull & positive Japanese woman living in Tokyo.
>I enjoy exploring new things such as travelling or look for nice cafe or restaurant and ofcause izakaya too.
>Love music. Especially R&B.
>Let's talk about something nice and we might become friends.
>My writing english is really bad as you see. Speaking is fine!! : )

嘘付け

55:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/16 05:19:09
このスレ好きだ。
ところでみんなliving in ~なのね。すぐ引っ越しちゃうのか?

56:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/16 22:19:50
>I'm reary reary just bigginer in English.
>But I wanna make global friends!
>I've many lough but I'm shy.
>I like smile and peace.I like interesting people.haha.
>I wanna talk and dancing, have a fun.I hope so.thank you.

一行目でコーラ吹いた

57:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/16 22:30:39
>I'm working in Tokyo.
>I like to play with joyful thing( it's maybe not very women, like guys a bit !).
>my English speaking is not very good but can understand what you talking well:)
>I would like to learn English for near future(maybe next year) so making money now.
>my charactor is warm, tender, sweet, but loving adventure too !
>I usually love simple happiness on daily.

veryが余計ですw

58:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/16 22:39:13
>ごめんなさい。外国の方との出会いを求めています。
>I like make a something. (bag, clothes, accessory etc) and I like watch the movies.
>But I'm save to money. Because I want to go to study foreign country next year. I try hard now.

このスレの上位ランカーだなw

59:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/16 23:30:32
>I am very friendly and curiosity woman. I like see a movie, music, sport.

LSDでもキメちゃってるの?

60:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/16 23:48:41
>>59 そんなに間違ってないよ 正解は
I am "A" very friendly "curious" woman. I like movies, music, sports
私はとても友好的な変態女です。映画音楽スポーツが好きです。

61:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/16 23:56:27
>>60 ごめん文脈からいくと”好奇心の強い”女だね

62:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 00:25:50
>I am a kind-hearted, shy, friendly, a truly Japanese woman.
>I like to traveling, cooking, shopping, watching movies, listening to music, playing with cats&dogs, eating out, BBQ, hot springs, aromatherapy, relaxation, karaoke,
>astronomical observation, outdoor sports.
>I am looking for new friends from all over the world!!

to不定詞と動名詞の二股掛けかよ肉便器が

63:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 01:13:08
>Since I've lived in Australia and the US for a few years each, I'd love to get to know somebody who are from either of those countries, or anybody who speaks Japanese :)

だーかーら(ry

64:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 01:45:12
>I am not really interested in Asians or short ppl, so living in an asian country is hard to meet new ppl, plus am not a bar hopper, so its just hard to meet fine foreigners.

敢えて茨の道を行くかw

65:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 01:57:12
>It's nice to meet you!!!
>I love talking with the people and traveling.
>Around 10 years ago, I was traveling to abroad really often.
>However, these several years, I have been only one time per a year, since I didn't have much time.

時をかける少女w

66:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 02:38:27
>i would like to meet new people but i don't have good opportunity recently coz my occupation.

仕事とアタシとどっちが大事なの?

67:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 02:45:32
>I'd like to meet someone who is very independent, considerate, reliable, and respect women.

百合?

68:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 03:05:54
>People often say I am a nice, funny and attractive girl.
>I like to laugh and be laughed.

>I think my eyes is my charming feature.

お望みどおりにしてやるよwwwwwwwwww

69:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 03:16:52
>I'm looking for the one who is positive, kind, openminded, love music and travel...
>the guy who can tell my faults, accept differences, grow up together.

俺が「そいつ」だ。間違い指摘してやるよwwwww

70:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 03:25:22
>i hope over time, we can become good and close friend and share our lives -
>looking for someone that is 100% honest with me !!
>and with a good sence of humor someone who is able to take a joke and joke about themselves too

ジョークだろそれ?wwwwwwwwww

71:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 03:30:25
>I went to international high school in Tokyo and I lived in USA for a year.
>After I had finished university in Tokyo, I wen to Italian university for years
>So far I speak English, Italian, Spanish and a little bit of German.
>Now I'm studying French in Canada. Speaking French is still difficult for me!

冠詞がないのは関心せんなw

72:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 03:40:11
>I like travelling, so far, I went to New York, Boston, Philadellphia, London, Singapore, Mexico, and I lived in Canada for about two years.

>My friends told me I am sweet, smart, arty.

arty
形(-i・er, -i・est)《略式》〈人が〉芸術家ぶった,芸術づいている;〈物が〉芸術品まがいの.

73:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 03:45:48
>I like intelligent parson.

牧師なら結婚できるなw

74:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 03:59:34
>I love my families and friends, wish we could be good friends here at first!

血縁上と戸籍上?

75:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 10:45:23
>英語は一生懸命勉強しているつもりですがあんまり話せませんwww

>There is a lot of sad news. It is hoped that in your and my mind, there is a
>lot of good news.
>Please teach the word of your home country.

>I want to make the friend in every country in the world, and to talk.
>I want good English teacher.
>The person who wants to pick up the Japanese language is a welcome, too.

あやまれ!
一生懸命勉強している人にあやまれ!

76:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 11:04:21
>I am looking for someone aho is sincere, honest , very sweet, good of humor.

ファンタ噴いた

77:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 11:06:50
>I want English exchange patner☆

>I'm learning English now. I want to exchange.
>I think if you will be my boyfriend it's better for everythng.

萎える脱字だな

78:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 11:11:39
>I went to Australia, Korea, England, Italy, Switzerland and France!
>My impressive country was England!!
>London is Amazing place and English ppl is very gentlemenly and sweet.

お世辞のつもりかw

79:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 11:16:53
>I am intrested in foreign countries.
>I wanna meet kindherted person

>I like travering very much★☆
>いろんな国へ行ってみたいです。
>If you pleased about me some, please contact me

どこへでも行け

80:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 11:18:59
>Hello!
>I'm cheerful Japanese woman.

>I'm looking for a partner who is good parson.

牧師大人気だなw

81:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 15:22:58
>He is positive minded and hasa good sense of humor.

誰?

82:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 15:48:36
>I am operating data work.
>I had worked in AUS for 6 months as a college staff.
>I had worked as a sales person for 3 years.

あやまれ!
豪州にあやまれ!

83:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 15:51:11
>Hello! Im Japanese girl. I was born and grew up in Japan.
>I working at Airlines of Japan. So I often go to travel overseas.
>I love travel verry much! My character is very sweet, not lier and kind girl.

まさか国際線じゃないだろうな?

84:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 15:54:24
>Hi, nice to meet you. I want to become princess. so my nickname is Himechan. hahaha

>I want to found my prince. so if you know, please tell me.

>and I want to become friend many people around the world.
>and I want to speak in English more. so if you can, please teach me in English.

>are you interesting me??

特殊浴場の姫で我慢しろw

85:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 15:57:08
>Expecting a partner is having the heart of a lover of children and consideration.

一時でいいのかw

86:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 16:15:04
>My hobby is making a dish and cocktail ,watch the move, take a photo and so on.
>I'm go to surfing before.though it is busy recently and doesn't go.
>And I've go to snowbord in Winter.
>A favorite man is bright, gentle, and a person who leads.
>As for my ideal, the tiredness of work should be able to quiet and to become energetic by being together.
>When you like it, it is glad to like animals.
>It comes to be able to speak English better though it is not good.
>The person who can speak Japanese even a little is good.

奇怪翻訳

87:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 16:17:38
>i had lived in US for 3years and half.
>i learned English and worked.
>i had wonderful experience.

人それを慢心と呼ぶ

88:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 16:19:28
>I study japanese history at university.
>I like anime, animal(holstein),Disneyland, English.
>Well, my english is poor.But I practice!
>I'm interesting dairy! So, I 'd like to work at dairy farm.

牛乳噴いたw

89:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 16:21:39
>Hi! are you a funny guy???

変な奴ですが何か?

90:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 16:29:38
>I live in Japan.
>My house lives near Tokyo.

横綱級wwwwwwwwww

91:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 16:44:31
>i can speak japanese, english(low business level),little swedish.
>i love travel, collect postcards, language, larning other culture, history, hang out with my friends, shopping, relax on my bed and having a lot of nap, i love to listen many rock music and go to club.

larn
動他《略式》…を教える(teach).
そのレベルで何を教えるんだよ

92:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 16:48:30
>I go to a university every day.
>My charm point is smile.
>I like an interasting thing!!
>Let's talk with^^
>I want a boyfriend or friends of a foreigner.
>I want to travel together??

って友達の友達が言ってた

93:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 16:50:25
>I just like to meet new people and from so many different kind of culture and personalities as possible!
>from Eourpe, Asis ,anywhere else, just e-mail me.

すみませんが地球人ですか?

94:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 19:13:31
>J girl look for a t!

何の暗号だよ

95:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/17 23:24:54
>I am very interested in brazilian culture and dance , the song of fado !!
>if its possible, the person where live in japan and who spoken japanese and english (,spanish,
portugues ).

葡萄牙語には違いないがw

96:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/18 02:02:17
I am student.
I've been studying Chinese since the beginning of last year.
I have lived in Shanghai for four months.

>?已經死了

97:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/18 02:10:55
>Nice to meet you.
>I registered on this site for the first time.
>Because I look for the partner who can do various stories.

>I am looking for the person who can talk casually all over the world.
>I want native speaker's friend. Because I am studying English.

友達の友達でもいいのか。
いじらしすぎる・・・(ノД`)

98:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/18 12:45:03
>i am japanese single femal. i am optimist.honest.warm-hearted.
>i like travel. someday i want go to travel all around the world with a future hasband.
>my english skill is very lower. i study everyday.
>please ,make a contact for me!
>tomodachi ni narinasenka??

最後でココア噴いた

99:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/18 12:49:22
>i said good-by to my ex boyfriend last year.
>i think i'm a nice person and good-looking.
>i speak japanese, but can speak english a little.
>i can't input japanese to this form because of my computer ,so using english..
>i'm an ordinaly japanese.

最後でやっちゃったねw

100:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/18 20:19:47
>My interested in...cooking, singing and listening music, watching and go to movie, take a walk(good and new place),challenge a new things, language study...and more!!
>I'm happy If I can good time to share it each other.
>I'm glad if I want to become friend of a person talking about one's feeling honestly.
>If you are a thought same as me...
>Don't you spend good time together?

血の通わぬ機械ほど脆い物は無い…

101:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/18 21:09:22
>I wanna live in Australia. I'm make every effort to get permanent visa.

まずは英語だなw

102:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/18 23:08:34
>my self? well・・・"what what"…? do u think so? i'm・・・i'm・・・"no idea" ―come on!!!
>i want 'smart man'
>know what's what men, searchs。
>if u're say "are u smarf???" 2 me。

スマーフってあの青い小人?

>when my answer is "yes & no" or "i don't know"
>please don't say "women are all the same!!!"
>because i am i。 no doubt。

>thanx。

今度はリチャード三世かw

103:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/18 23:24:45
こうした痛い英語の文法的・語彙的特徴って何?

104:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/18 23:31:35
>>103
なぜか過去のことに現在完了を多用するとか
冠詞が脱落するとか
いかにも機械翻訳とか

たとえネイティブが目に留めてくれたとしても
対等の関係はまずムリだぜビッチどもよw
「ワチシ中国アル日本人好きアル」ってのと変わらんからなwwwww

105:番外編
07/08/18 23:58:05
>私日本に来たのは五年になりました、中国の南京から来たけど、 永住ビザを持ってま す、今、もう日本の生活慣れました、私の性格は明るくて、優しくて、私と一生いた いな人を探したいです、私の事を大切持ってくれる人、

>結婚歴: 離婚

永住権のためだけに善良な日本男児が弄ばれ捨てられた
(ひどいのになるとイージス艦の機密盗んだり)
こういう目で見られてるんだよキミたちも?

106:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/19 17:15:27
オマエラ・・・
こんなんどこから拾ってくるんだ?

107:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/19 22:04:00
たった5年で永住権ってのは日本人と結婚するしかないからね
合意の上での偽装結婚だったのか、今はやりのハニトラか…

108:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/20 20:06:29
>Im 20years old Japanese girl and univercity student.

>I want you to teach english!
>Now I study English.
>日本語はなせる人をさがしてます^^

あやまれ!
univercityにあやまれ!

109:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/20 20:16:16
>I've lived overseas, so if you have a similer background, we might have something in common.

お帰りなさい。
久々の日本はどうですか?

110:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/20 20:24:31
>Hi. I am 27yo Japanese girl. I am easy going and attractive.
>Speak native level Japanese and good English.

あやまれ!
ジャパニーズにあやまれ!

111:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/20 20:38:21
>I would like to meet a kind, loving with sence of humor man.

ドイツ語でいう冠飾句だな

112:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/20 20:43:58
>I 'm a honest ,kind, warm heart

母音の前は…ひでぶ!

113:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/21 07:33:08
>>112  I = heart か???  妖怪出現!!!!!!

114:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/21 11:06:41
銀のダーツ撃ち込んだれw
たのむぜ名投手

115:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/21 11:27:51
I have thrown my silver dart.
Come on my reliable pitcher.


116:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/21 13:39:35
>There are a lot of hobbies of me. I am playing badminton. I like to play outside.
>I like to draw the picture.
>I like to see the movie.

プレーしながらよく書けるなw

>I like foreign countries. I want to make friends with the foreigner.
>But,English is not understood...
>I want to remember English.

知らないものをどう思い出すと?

117:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/21 13:44:16
>I am a normal and natural lady.

貴族か富豪でいらっしゃいますかw

>My usual pastimes are talking with friends and sports .
>Also I like aerobics , cooking , and studying languages very much .

まず英語がんばりましょうねw

118:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/21 14:01:10
>I have been study English in fiji now. my interest is traveling, go to exhibition ,reading, drawing , watching movies and watching comedy.laugh is good for health

あやまれ!
斐濟にあやまれ!

119:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/21 14:14:35
>hello!!I
>I'm Japanese.
>Resently, I boke up my bf.
>So, I wanna new bf.

wannaってアメリカンでかっこいいですねw

>I love African.
>I think African guy is strong and cool.

海兵隊にでもヤられちゃってくださいw

120:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/21 20:16:18
>>111
ワロタ

121:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/21 20:28:25
>>119

これって、外国帰りだけどまったく英語ができない典型的な例だよな。

122:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/21 21:02:33
>Are you interested in a Japanese girl who loves dogs, English and LAW?
>(英語、法律やわんこが好きな方、いらっしゃいますか?)

おまいに興味は無くていいのかwwwww

123:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/22 02:20:36
>I like honest and positive man. I want to enjoy life with good partner.
>I like trained body and good muscle. I want to do sports with the partner.
>I want to live in Japan with American, Canadian, Australian or any other people who speak English. White people is best for me.

このスレのために居るような貴女

124:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/22 10:58:15
>>123 1人じゃ満足できなくて何人も欲しいの?

125:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/22 22:23:05
>>123には俺がぴったり
ごろつき白人講師より立派な英語を話す
そういう日本人は多いはず
白人マンセーの日本人女の目には留まらないだけで

126:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/23 12:06:57
>Because I love a smell of bread hot from the oven, I sometimes print bread.

being省略の分詞構文カコイイ!
と思ったら最後で台無しw

127:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/24 00:06:14
>I speak some English.
>But , I best with dictionary.
>I want many friends.
>I discover beloved in that friends.
>My type is loveing for me.
>I play Cheerleading now.
>私は英語をあまり話せませんが、友達がたくさん欲しいです。
>私のタイプは、私を愛してくれる人が一番のタイプです。

タイポ多すぎですw

128:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/24 10:18:40
>i used to live in Seattle, now i living in Tokyo, sometimes go to Taiwan .

あやまれ!
沙市にあやまれ!

>I would like to make many friends!
>I also wanna friends who could hang out when i stay in Taiwan(taipei).

wannaってかっこいいですね
(棒読み)

129:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/25 19:28:06
>>111
Ich freunde mich gerne mit einem netten, Humor liebenden Mann an.

130:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/26 12:17:07
>I have been many countries.The most favorite place is Salzburg in Austria.

be動詞は居ると在るの違いにて・・・

131:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/27 03:18:36
>The person who regards the person who can say the person & opinion that I can respect clearly, the best communication as important.   Appearance is body warmth fat idly!    The person whom I came to like is not particular about being a type.

personを多用するフェミファシストなのは分かった

132:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/27 04:06:41
>I look for the friend who can learn you want learn japanese
>I can teach you I do not look for the Japanese friend.

>I want to make a new friends
>I am very serious perosn but
>I like joke and laughing(^^)y

おまいがlaughingだよwwwww

133:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/27 04:15:39
>Im interested in fashion, music, movies, nails.I like going for a drink . Im looking for forein friends who lives in US or Europe and speak english. And also looking for baby because I dont have a boyfriend.

嬰児を殺して媚薬でも作るのかー!!!
魔女かー!!!!!

134:David
07/08/28 13:40:06
to名無しさん@英語勉強中
I wanna meet someone interesting, and you seem to me an interesting girl. Maybe we can become good friends, can you write back to me?


135:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/28 13:43:20
スレタイ読め

136:番外編
07/08/28 19:32:09
>将来は海外に住むのが夢です!
>海外にすごく憧れていて、特にヨーロッパが大好 きです!
>外国人の方と結婚したいです!
>希望する事は、性格が優しくて、親 切な人でしたら全然構いませんよ。
>真剣にお付き合いして下さる方、
>私に外 国語教えてくださる方、結婚相手も、もちろん募集中です!

>女性 19 歳
>学歴: 高校卒業
>職業: その他
>年収: 無回答

今のうち痛い目見とけw

137:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/29 12:07:56
>Nice to meet you !! i hope to have good friends and good relationship . Let's good time to talk to about my life and your life.I wanna talk to about everything you open up your mind ?

>学歴: 四年制大学卒業/学士号
>職業: 役員/管理職
>言語: 英語

どこの方言ですか?

138:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/29 14:53:00
スゲー英文…

139:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/30 00:44:06
>This is a type of a beloved man.
>1. Gentle man.
>2. smart person.
>3. Children and dog like person.

ゴブリンとかオークとか?

>4. Does not tell a lie person.
>5. Tall guy.
>6. Does not have a lot of girlfriends.

ニ、三人ならいいのかwwwww

>I will leave Japan in the future and want to live in a beautiful country.
>I like Europe and U.S.A. and Canada.
>And I want to make a delicious dish for beloved person.
>I give a lot of love to a beloved person.
>I wait for communication from a person of all countries.

どうぞファーストレディーになって各国使節招いてくださいwwwwwwwwww

140:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/30 02:59:19
>im 23, a wedding producer. i love my job.
>i wanna make friends who are from other countries,,

wedding coordinatorなら分かるが
ナチュラルごときがぁーっ!!!

141:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/08/30 23:52:50
>Hi, there.
>Recently, I don't hang out. lol
>Because, I'm busy to work...
>But, I think it's not good.
>Life is not just to work.
>I should go out and enjoy my life.

>Actually, I'l travel UK in the middle of August.(London Edinburgh)
>Could you take me nice place?

こういうのがダルマ女にされるんだろうな・・・

142:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/02 03:07:13
>I'm looking for new friends here. But I'm not looking for any boy friend now.

百合かw

143:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/02 03:12:35
>i am studing english.i would like to enjoy communicating with people from different countries and leaning about other cultures. i will be happy if i can make new friends in this sed to meet you.

あやまれ!
とにかくあやまれ!

144:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/02 21:01:35
>Hey, How are you?
>I want to talk with me what ever!!

>I am a student.
>My school is to be a nurse.
>so, I am so busy every day.
>My engrish is so poor.
>But, I will make every effort do my best.
>Please listen to my anything.
>and I want to hear your anything.
>Let's talk with me

歩く医療事故

145:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/03 00:58:20
>I have lived in Tokyo for 8years.
>I love to communicate people from other countries and learn their culture.
>I love travelling, movies, music, reading, fashion, art, surfing.
>If you like one of them, we can talk cheerfuly about each other on this website.
>Recently, I start to learn you speak french, I 'd like you to teach me:)I will teach you Japanese.
>I am looking forward to know you!

で、どこに引っ越したわけ?

146:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/03 01:07:07
>I am 32 years old Japanese woman.
>I used to lived in Boston for a year and it was the most memorable time in my life.
>I am looking for someone has global mind and very kind.

あやまれ!
波士敦にあやまれ!

147:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/03 13:33:21
ま、どいつもこいつも英語基礎からやり直した方がよさそうだな。

148:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/04 01:44:02
>The favorite one ・・・
>Music, the fashion, the foreign country, and the sea are loved.
>Music mainly listens to HIPHOP・R&B. I goes also to the club.
>I goes to shop as long as it likes to dress up and there is a leave.
>The foreign country is very loved. An overseas drama is loved recently.
>I love seas. Time in the sea is very comfortable.

>I like to do various things in the versatile tastes.

>I like foreign countries though I cannot speak English.

最後の一行で十分

149:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/04 02:10:59
↑ちなみに昨日まで日本語で
「すぐ会いたがる人は嫌いです!」と書いてた超タカビー女
そりゃ相手にされんわなwwwwwwwwww

150:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/04 11:27:13
>The meeting is an edge, I wanna meet a good edge.

・・・ひょっとして・・・
  エン
・・・縁?

151:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/04 12:25:55
edge=刃 だと読んだ。ガクガク・ブルブル。。。。。。

152:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/04 16:42:54
>I'm a student. I'm studying to be a nursery school teacher. I need alot of patience to take care of chirdren. But, I like chirdren very mauch. And I like foreing countries.

あやまれ!
保育園にあやまれ!

153:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/04 16:47:35
>Im looking for a person who can speak Japanese.

だったら日本語でおkだろwwwwwwwwww

154:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/05 10:49:37
>見栄えより、教養、常識、モラル、純粋さが重要かと。
>人生において目的や理想が あること。
>I am very outgoing person, and honest individual.

>女性 29 歳
>結婚歴: 離婚

>I spent years in the states ( West Coast & Mid West regions ), while I was in school. I prefer someone who is able to communicate both Japanese and English with multi cultural background.

>希望する相手について
>身長: 180.0 ~ 230.0 cm
>収入: 1000万円台, 2000万円以上

お前だけは晒さずにはいられない

155:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/05 19:42:14
>I don't have job now so I want to meet great man who has good education and helps to find jobs.

How about \10,000?

156:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/06 17:14:36
>i want to master english and live with you in a foreign country
>men to challenge, interesting and positive like it

>as for money, a slovenly man is not necessary for me
>i don't do the same experience

マスターしてから書けよ

157:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/06 17:16:23
>I am funny, sweet, tender and warm heart.
>Ok there is minimum that i have to fill this box which is hard for me to describe about myself sohope to get to know you then you find out how i am!!
>I am here not for only fun if you are then so sorry not me.
>Oh and i am very positive person.

ファニーなのは分かったw

158:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/06 19:46:28
>I like tall man over cm even Im really short :)
>I dont like smoker but I like dringking a alchorl!!
>I want to go abord in the future its one of my dream .
>the main reason is before I really dislike english but now is not.
>when I went to america during 2month I could meet a people who is a not only American

>I will be graduate from my university in March

留年したほうが身のためだぞw

159:only
07/09/06 23:25:23
>>155 \10,000!!!!!!!!?????? for blow job?

160:Miss only
07/09/06 23:37:36
DO NOT disturb ME! I am already bored about YOU male monkies and seeking real white HUMAN!!!!

161:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/09 02:04:22
>i love to cook, go for a walk, hike, fish, watch movie. it will be nice if you like cats. It will be nice if I cn have some one who can spend relaxing time with me. I am looking for some one who is out going.

>希望する相手について
>身長: 178.0 ~ 187.0 cm
>言語: 英語
>人種背景: 白人
>収入: 800万~900万円台, 1000万円台, 2000万円以上

162:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/09 02:12:35
>I live on three people with father with a son of 5 years old in Hawaii.
  ~~~~~~~~
>In fact, I cannot speak English.
>But I want to learn English very much and study hard, but can never speak it.
>The work has a WEB designer. I was divorced four years ago.
>Because I am good with a little, I am glad if I make friends with the person who can speak Japanese.
>On a holiday, I go to the sea and enter the swimming pool and play with a child.
>Though I like the outdoor such as drives, the hobby listens to music calmly and likes that I read.
>It is happy that there is with a child above all and is important.

>I want to come across a person loving my and my family.
>I want to become the person who can love your and your family.

>Do you understand this English?
>Because I translate it by an interpreter, I am uneasy whether I go.

カカカカニバリズム?
((((;゚Д゚)))))

163:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/09 02:30:30
>I deam of having a unique life style, having several bases in different continents, many different types of work and hobbies, different views of the world, which I am trying to acheve at the moment.
>I have experienced lives in several countries, had several occupations, and currently trying to make my own world!

米帝のファーストレディーにでもなってくださいw

164:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/09 23:19:40
>>162 いっぺんに食っちまったらもともこもないので、こいつらの稼ぎを搾取してという意味だとおもた。

165:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/10 02:30:06
>I have been to NZ for 2years. still missing the life I had there.

あやまれ!
新西蘭にあやまれ!

166:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/12 01:34:02
>This is kind of embarassing and I'm not dying to find somebody right now but Ok... why not?
>I'd been travlling and coming back to Tokyo constantly last couple of years and now I have a steady job for the first time in my life,
>I've worked in movie and Tv indurtry at deifferent company as a part time personality, ummm.. I'm not really talkative but still able to have fun, I guess..
>Anyway I don't really mind nationallity and color whatever, but Ok.. honestly.. prefer British and the one who likes travlling and who is decent, honest and affectionate guy.

♪時を~駆ける少女~

167:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/13 01:28:40
>I look for the friend of the foreigner.

都市伝説でも聞きたいのかw

168:番外編
07/09/13 01:32:05
>遊びじゃなくてまじめに付き合える人をさがしています。日本人の男性以外でさがして います。今時間がないのでとりあえずまた自己紹介は日本語で書きましたがまた英語 できちんと書き直すつもりです。
>とりあえず登録だけしておきたかったのでそし て子供好きなやさしい人がいいです。気が短いクレイジーな人はお断りです。あとお 酒ばかり飲んで働かないような人もおことわりです。日本語と英語どちらでもいいの で誰かお友達になれればうれしいです。

よーしイタメしちゃうぞ~www

169:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/19 03:35:42
>I like moter cycle & driving car. I want leaning English.
>Please corch me English. I wanna go out door place. Trip too!!

>Please messege !!

マッサージならしてやろうかw

170:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/20 21:04:05
>I would like to come and visit me if we start a nice relashionship between Japan and your county.and I hope you wouldn't give me up so easily even we have something bad happend..I trust you and let's think about FUN for us!!

幽体離脱?

171:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/22 02:46:26
>Hello.Nice to meet to you.I want to meet to many kind of frineds, so i try to write this in English.
>I think, when i'm looking for my special man, the most important thing is that I'm able to be smile. so i want to look for a man haveing same feeling with me. I want to be always smail!
>Let's have a fun talk.Thanks.

ゴーゴリの『鼻』思い出したよw

172:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/22 08:28:03


不良白人の集まる掲示板を読んでると、「日本女はすぐやらせるし、金出してくれる」って。
こんな事は日本にいる外人男はみんな言ってる。
「ちょっと優しくしたり金に困っているふりをすると、すぐその気になって奢ってくれる」んだって。

しかし、日本にいる白人の実態は、最下層、負け組、キモオタ、性欲異常者ばかり。
日本でいうフィリピン人やカンボジア女に走る中年男と同じ。
だいたい、白人だって普通の人は、同じ文化や習慣、言語をもつ白人同士で結婚し、生活する。
同じ人種に相手にされないから、わざわざ遠い日本に来て、外国人というだけで寄ってくる日本肉便器に寄生しているだけ。

母国では通用しない負け組に日本でまともな仕事があるはずがない。あるのは、英会話のバイト講師くらい。
最近はN●VAの経営危機で、路頭に迷ったルーザーも多い。

こんな最低レヴェルの白ブタは相手にしないほうがいい。下手すると犯罪者予備軍になるからだ。
 

173:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/24 01:05:16
>My English is very poor(@_@;)
>However, I want to make friends with a person all over the world.

>Diving is loved.
>When happily becoming it
>I want to dive together.



>It exchanges the photograph, local information is exchanged, and hope.

>I want your e-mail!!(^◇^)

なぜそこまで背伸びしたがるのかな

174:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/24 03:45:24
素晴らしい英語ですね、ある意味で
禿げ藁だね
ひろゆきって、英語のレベル高い!

175:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/24 03:50:21
はあ・・
一緒にdiveですか・・
リアル自分を訪ねてどうするの・・

176:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/24 03:54:10
いや、一緒にdiveしたら、確かにゆうたい・・

177:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/24 09:38:43
ドラッグの使い杉。 要リハビリ施設。

>When happily becoming it
>I want to dive together.

178:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/09/27 05:11:46
>I would like to hang out someone who I can enjoy watching movies and going to travel around. I like to relaxing at home and read book. I also like to hiking and feel nature. Let's have fun and be friend!

「奴らを高く吊るせ」って映画あったなw

179:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/10/01 19:32:42
>like traveling around and get know new people, i keep myself with sportive activities, like cooking and chatting with my good friends.
>love to watch good films, listening music and dancing.i would like to get know people from all over the world and if the time and money allows..meet them.
>surely love goodlooking guys but not only this...love guys with big heart and warm person...so i am.

get knowって何?
下脳?

180:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/10/02 21:20:34
外専肉便器キモイ

181:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/10/04 02:02:08
>My smile is cute and very cheerful character.
>I can say yes or no

>I love person with rich expression of one's love.
>I am an only child.
>Therefore very ..lonesomely...
>the person who cares is good.

だがお前の英語はキモイ

182:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/10/04 02:12:25
>I m lookinng for kindnes ,straight man.
>and you have a job.

>I like cooking.
>so I went cooking school for 2 years.
>peaple often say you are beatiful.
>I do not like lie.

peapleって豆とリンゴのあいのこ?

183:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/10/04 02:35:21
>.アドベンジャータイプです。明るい性格、常にポジテイブ。
>Adventure r, positive, bright character. I enjoy the trip to Japan and foreign country very much.

復讐の冒険者・・・カコイイ!

184:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/10/11 00:29:42
>I went to Seattle ,7 years ago. I mean...study English abrod in univercity.
>But my English is broken now. Because I forgod everything!!
>I'm sorry if you understand what I said!!

あやまれ!
全米にあやまれ!

185:番外編
07/11/17 14:11:56
>今日本人のとまだちさがしている。日本につていいろいろなわからないことがある。そ して今日本語がたくさんわがらない、気が長い友達とてもほしい。

>日本語が下手なので、気が長いは一番大切なことと思います。今早稲田で日本語をべん きょしています
>ときときバイトをします。一人日本に住んで、さびしいです。ほ んとに友達がいなければならないとおもいます。性格は基本的には穏やかだと思いま す。
>怒ると精神衛生上あまり良くないですし。
>自分で話をするのも話を聞くのも好きで
>メールは、マメな方です。

釣りにも程がある

186:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/18 13:16:13
おまいら↓のスレを徹底的に荒らすべし

外国人教師と恋愛したい
スレリンク(english板)

187:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/18 17:12:38
こんな楽しいスレがあったなんてw 2chは素敵なインタネートです

188:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/18 22:32:55
>seeking ex-nova teacher for marry - 36

>Date: 2007-11-17, 3:08PM JT

>i am singlejapanesefemale seeking ex nova teacher. I like help and
>have house in front Tokyo where can teach. let's have everlasting
>love always. come see about me. I work for ship office. I love
>america music like brian setza

189:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/19 23:35:17
>>188
この場合、ship officeって何を意味してんだろ?w

190:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/20 17:23:54
>I am studying English.
>COULD I MAIL EXCHANGE ?IT IS GLAD!!!
>ENGLISH VERY DIFFICULT.
>But, fight me!

パイティン!パイティン!

191:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/22 01:31:59
面白いよこれ!本にしたら?

192:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/22 07:40:55
>>189 海運会社のことと思うが、外航ならものすごく英語力が必要なんだが。

193:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/23 20:03:53
>Beautiful, Intelligent , Very attractive lady grew up in LA and Seattle. Living in Tokyo now.
>I don't know where I 'm going to...but I'm sure I 'm going somewhere, hopefully with the most eligible man in the world!
                    ~~~
やっちゃったねインテリレディーさんwww

194:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/25 00:19:40
>I am looking for a British partner, because I would like to stay England.

どうぞイングランドであり続けてください

195:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/26 22:10:34
>Hi im 26 and now live in Tokyo. just back to overseas. Im looking for funny, nice, honest, guy. sometimes crazy i love it.
>also just Im looking for other countries guy.. coz I want to try to speaking English. also I looking for serious relationship.
>first of all we stert penpal chat friend whatever. anyway If u want to have great time with me.. please contact me,,

どこの外国に戻ったんだw

196:番外編
07/11/26 22:28:13
>外国人とのお付き合いを望んでいます。愛情表現が上手だし、言語も勉強したいと思っ ています。
>休みの日には二人でデートして、おいしいものを食べたり、結婚して子供 ができても二人だけの時間を作ってくれる人がいいです。
>ドライブが大好きなので、 大好きな洋楽を聴きながらいろんな話をできればと思います。
>どんなに疲れていても 、家に帰ってきたらまずは笑顔で。その後悩んでる事など聞いてあげれるような女性 になろうと思っています。

>希望する相手について

>身長: 176.0 ~ 182.0 cm
>言語: 英語, フランス語
>人種背景: 白人

コメント不能

197:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/27 07:34:57
ダルビッシュや室伏選手のような品種改良に励んでくれ。

198:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/27 23:46:04
>hi, i would like to knows lot of people and i am looking for lovely man who can hung out with me.
>i love nature. let's go camp and hot spring!!
>i am seriously looking for a person who loved me smiled me a lot!!
>gentle, kind, serious, positive is great.

そんなに昔の男が忘れられないのかw

199:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/27 23:59:35
>>193
すまん、manのどこが間違い?

200:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/28 00:04:06
フルウィンドウで見てくれ

201:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/28 00:09:36
>I'm looking for a white husband.
>Who respects Japanese,Financially secure to take care of me, very trustful(no cheating, love only me!),
>Prefer quiet and very kind.
>Please email me and tell me your profile and how serious about me and marriage.
会ったこともない、ネットにこんなこと書く相手に「結婚を前提にお付き合いしたい」なんてメールする人間がいると思ってる辺りが尊敬に値する。

202:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/28 00:13:46
>I moved to Singapore about a year ago. Since I moved here, I had always been out with my colleagues.

艦長!時空の歪みを感知しました!

203:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/11/28 09:24:53
>>198 学校文法をやってきた日本人はあまり間違えない部分で間違っているのが変。

204:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/04 17:37:37
>女性 24 歳
>結婚歴: 離婚
>子どもの有無: います。でも一緒に住んでいません。

>nice to meet you. My name is XXXX.I'm Japanese. I’m 24 years old.
>I want a variety of friends. But, I can speak English very little

>ほんとこれぐらいしか、英語が出来ません。。。

>希望する相手について

>身長: 175.0 ~ 183.0 cm
>言語: 英語, 日本語
>人種背景: 白人, ヒスパニック系, その他, アフリカ系, ラテン系, 地中海系, 混血

その強心臓ぶりには敬服する

205:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/04 23:42:08
>I am a 25 year old women single who has studied english and business of management in Australia for cupple of years.

>I'm looking for a nice guy!my dream boat is lovely slime all the time and gentle.
>I wanna improve my english and foreign language.and just know your coutry's cultures.
>You know please teach me.
>I'm looking forward to mail from you!

キングスライムがあらわれた!

206:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/04 23:47:30
>女性 33 歳
     ~~~
>I am looking for some one so romantic and gentle, funny , inteligent.
>I'm a fun, sociable girl who enjoys a laugh, evenings out & quite nights in.
             ~~~~
>I'm open minded, a good laugh and a hopeless romantic.
>I like keeping fit and healthy, going out, cinema, restaurants tha usual thing people do.

>希望する相手について

>身長: 175.0 ~ 230.0 cm
>言語: 英語
>人種背景: 白人

歴史的現在形というやつか

207:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/05 15:25:24
>身長: 175.0 ~ 230.0 cm

ここだろw

208:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/08 01:26:45
>I used to live in LA for a couple of years, then used to teach Japanese for foreign students.
>so I had chance to meet different people got different culture, back grounds.
>so I know it really doesn matter different culture, backgrounds, ethnic group, etc...to get along with.
>I just want to open to him and honest all the time, and hope can meet someone let me to do, and he can be too.

そいつはとんだ時間のロスだったなw

209:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/09 01:04:45
>I'd love to travel, go see a lot of things together.
>I love outdoor, reading a book on the beach, going to a nice cafe, having nice wine, watching movie...
>It would be great if I meet a person who has the same.

実現しないんだから仮定法使えよ

210:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/09 07:23:20
>>206
>身長: 175.0 ~ 230.0 cm
吹いたw

しかし馬鹿な売女は日本の恥だな
白人が日本人なんて相手にするわけがない。あいつらプライド高いのにw
何でそんな当たり前のことを売女は分からないの?馬鹿なの?

211:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/09 11:44:18
>I'm working for the ministry of foreign affairs government of Japan.......
>Just working and no fun time there.
>I'm looking for diplomatic friend.Please give me a note.

ちなみに年は29歳だってよ。


212:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/09 15:33:28
特亜のハニートラップ招いてるようなもんじゃないか・・・
早目に口封じたほうがいい

213:番外編
07/12/11 00:37:12
>女性 30 歳

>まったりすごすのが好きです。一緒にのんびり、たまにおでかけ。
>楽しくすごせる 人がいいなぁ~。

>希望する相手について

>身長: 159.0 ~ 200.0 cm
>言語: 英語
>人種背景: 白人

「まったり」なんてどう訳せばいいんだw

214:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/11 00:48:01
女性 32 歳

>Are you what i'm looking for?

>希望する相手について

>身長: 171.0 ~ 230.0 cm
>言語: 英語
>人種背景: 白人, ラテン系, 地中海系, 混血
>最終学歴: 大学院卒業/修士号

いきなり物扱いかよ。絶句。

215:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/11 00:52:58
>hello , i' m XXXX , from Japan , i would like to know some friends from England . are you the one?
>I'm a yoga teacher , i'm easy going , like dancing , beuatiful and sexy...and like to online chat

外専サクラ乙
嗚呼恥の上塗り・・・

216:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/11 18:01:57
>Hi !! My name is XXXX . I'm an university student who major in law.
>My hobby is listen to music, play the piano !! I love music !!
>I love to trip and want to make friends all over the world!!
>So If you're interested in me , please ask me.

>希望する相手について

>身長: 170.0 ~ 230.0 cm

A friend to all is a friend to none. (Aristotle)

217:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/11 20:55:52
>Hello, I am a Japanese girl that is looking for someone that is too
>busy to find anyone sweet and special.
>I used to live in US for 5 years.
>I like both American and Japanese man.
>You: Busy businessman no time to get to know someone would love to
>have someone around to pamper and be at home and listen to you talk.
>Me: love getting pampered and showered gifts by older men and would
>love to be a housewife shopping and waiting for my lovely husband.

>I like a strictly nonsexual relationship and marriage. Simple, I be
>your company when you need to talk to. Maybe if you sexy enough there
>be exceptions. But I am look for quality men not for sex.

>Please send photo and simple PR maybe we can chat and move from there.

218:217
07/12/11 20:58:37
>Hi there. We have women like youin canada. They are called panhandlers.
>They don't give anything to society or produce anything. They are also
>called BUMS!
>You want a man to give you money, status and a house but you don't even
>want to be his lover??? Fat Chance.... the world needs people like you
>like we need global warming and polluted oceans. Your ad indicates what
>a selfish, self obsessed piece of work you are.
>Get a job, no man with any self respect is going to give a penny to a
>parasite like you!!!!!

で、これが217のメッセージに付いたレス。GJ!

219:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/15 18:47:51
>Hi, I'm looking for somebody who can spend a good time with me.
>I'm outgoing, honest and kind. I like going to the beach and listening to the music.
>I'd like to meet somebody who is funny, gentle and kind.
>I've lived in Sydney 6months now, so I still dont know around here very well.
>I want to go many place and enjoy in here. I want to spend a good time together.

半年も何やってたんだ・・・
6大陸に恥を晒すビッチども・・・

220:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/16 01:48:31
>Hi!
>Im looking for someone
>who like to go travel with me.

>Specially, Im interesting in about world heritages.

interestingな奴だw

221:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/16 02:06:03
>女性 18 歳

>I want to date with a man which he is care me a lot. And, i think i am a girl that is nice enough to be someone's sweet girlfriend. I think i am a romantic girl that i would do some romantance for my future boyfriend.

>自分について

>学歴: 高校卒業
>職業: 学生
>言語: 英語, 北京語, 日本語, 台湾語

romantance の検索結果 約 180 件中 1 - 10 件目 (0.20 秒)
北京語?台湾語?

222:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/16 02:50:55
このスレ読んで爆笑した

223:番外編
07/12/18 18:29:26
>女性 22 歳
>学生

>日本に住んでいます。
>日本語しか分かりません。
>理想は日本語が分かる韓国人 男性の方と知り合いたいです。
>男らしくてしっかりリードしてくれるような頼れ る男性の方を探しています。
>タイプはよく食べる人。そして子供や動物が好きな 人です。
>私も大好きです。
>よかったらメッセージをください。

>韓国 語はぜんぜん解りませんけど、これから勉強していきたいと思っています。
>教え てくださる方も探しています

韓国はめっちゃいい人ばっかり!

224:番外編
07/12/20 01:19:06
>女性 30 歳

>前の彼氏は外国人で言葉が通じなかったので、とても苦労しました。
>できれば日本 語を話す人がいいのですが、日本人の彼には裏切られてばかりいたので、できれば外 国に長くすんでいた人がいいです。

宇宙人でも探してください

225:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/20 21:05:36
>女性 33 歳
>千葉県
>日本 千葉市
 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Hello! I'm Japanese female.
>My hobby is Bodyboarding and listen to music, movie, traveling etc..
>I have been in Gold Coast of Australia. I learnt some massage in there.
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>But I'm not massage therapist now.

>I'm learning in English, also Indonesian.
         ~~~~~~~~~~~
>I like Island of Bali. I hope to live in the there.
>I especially like dogs. I have a dog. He is Toyphoodle.

さすがIN売w

226:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/21 00:19:52
>this is japanese female 39 who used to live in US for three years,
>I think i want to improve english and i want to go to pub to make
>casual friendship, Can you go to pub? my hobby is traveling , gardening, serious person,
>if you are interested, please contact me,

それって一体どんな趣味なんだよw

227:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/22 14:44:22
>女性 25 歳

>easy to be around, can have fun with his partner, full of laugh.
>smart, thoughtful, and happy to watch his girl having fun.
>can have a witty conversation (^^)
>Geeze! why we have to write more than 200 words!?

>希望する相手について

>身長: 178.0 ~ 196.0 cm
>人種背景: 白人, その他, 混血
>収入: 2000万円以上

このスレ的には百点満点

228:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/22 15:55:44
ネイティブのつっこみよりひでえな、こりゃ。

229:番外編
07/12/23 00:56:35
>女性 18 歳

>人種: アジア系, ヒスパニック系, ラテン系, 混血

>とても長い間の付き合いができる人とめぐり合えたらいいな~と思ったいます。
>わたし は外国人なので^外国人との付き合いができそうな人のほうがいいです。
>ほかになに 書けばいいんだろう~200文字とか長すぎる。。。。今のでまだまだ足りてない。 。。
>そうですね~名前はりんごではありません。。、後もう少しだ~自分頑張れ!!
>自分の紹介とか難しいですね~後31文字です。。。何にしようかな~犬はとても好 きです。特にゴルーデンレトリバー。

>言語: スペイン語

変だな?自動翻訳されてる

230:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/23 01:03:07
>女性 32 歳

>Im looking for someone can share life together, like cooking, reading books, or traveling sometimes.
>I love someone cooks well, and can teach me English, since my English is not good enoght, so someone has patience!
>I love also backpacking, I used to live many countries and visited all over the world.
>It is nice to share the experience with someone who love traveling too...

>自分について

>職業: 学生
>言語: 英語, 日本語

ボダ?

231:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/23 15:45:14
570 名前: マンセー名無しさん 投稿日: 2007/10/30(火) 19:35:44 ID:+byj9gCA

moose 名 ((米軍俗))
日本[韓国]の若い女性。日本人[韓国人]妻[ガールフレンド]。売春婦。


232:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/24 02:53:52
>女性 27 歳

>It's important for me to feeling.
>I hope meet the man who funny with me.

>I don't have condition and Preference.

>学歴: 高校卒業

無学は恥ではない
背伸びする事が恥なのだ

233:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/24 23:14:08
>女性 30 歳

>would you like to start our first date at a cafe or a bar inTokyo?
>I'd like to see a guy who enjoy talking with a sence of humor.
>I am not a typical japanese woman i guess.
>I have a sexy body and cute smile with dimples that must make you happy:)
>love life is very important between couple.
>show me your passion. i like passionate guy, hopefully i prefer european.
>if you are intersted in me, contact me pls.

>希望する相手について

>身長: 175.0 ~ 185.0 cm
>言語: 英語, フランス語, 日本語
>人種背景: 白人

URLリンク(en.wikipedia.org)
>Dimples are considered attractive in some cultures.
                       ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
英語圏ではそうでも無いらしいよw

234:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/25 18:34:58
>I am a sinior of Japanese University. Now I am in Vancouver. I like to meet new people and I want to enjoy here life!

>Well...What should I write...
>Now I am looking for the good friends. If we could spend the nice time would be great!
>Then If you have interest Japanese, I can teach you. Insted, Please teach me English!
>Thank you for your attention.
>See you soon!

冠詞がムチャクチャ
晩香坡にあやまれ

235:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/25 20:07:25
ドイツ語
ながいけいこ

236:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/26 02:39:46
>Hi,
>I'm a Japanese femal who lives in Japan now but plans to go to Australia next year.
>I hope to see someone nice here!

>I'm cheerful, sunny, positive thinking, outgoing, honest and faithful person.
>I feel lonely, so I want to meet someone who makes me laugh and can share fun time together.
>Please feel free to contact me!

お前みたいなのが麻薬冤罪で捕まるんだよw
豪州をなめんな

237:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/28 13:12:21
>I want to find somone who is active, outgoing, and fun to be around, and at the same time someone who has a serious side.
>Someone who can be open and honest, and respect other people.
>I love traveling - so if there are someone out there who want to share a new place or new things with me, I would like to be your friend!

何股掛ける気だよ

238:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/28 22:18:11
>女性 29 歳
>結婚歴: 離婚
>子どもの有無: います。でも一緒に住んでいません。

>I'm looking for someone who can be real friend, and also wanna learn English ,if you interested in japanese then I'll teach you.

>I like, honesty and gentle man,
>I don't need a friend like a playboy, and I hate a lie.
>I don't know on the internet, can find good friend, but I'll give it try one time.

>let's go to cafe' or somewhere, talking and spend good time together.

>... On Sunday, I like to wake up early and take good breakfast with nice music,
>if nice boyfriend with me, then I'll feel more happy and relax,,

Does anyone need you?

239:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/28 22:27:31
>im a Japanese & physical therapist student now ! my hobby is to browse the book .oh no!! i dont have long hair(~_~)

>i like a man who write to me more often...& is diligent. i like CUTE face!!!!! & beer belly (*^_^*) & the man who can speak japaneae a little bit.

誰と比較して?

240:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/29 07:52:45
lovelovemiffyusako@yahoo.co.jp


ex-boyfriend the other day.
He has asked someone's help and advice, like me...
Because he is really worried about his job these days.
Such as he's thinking of going to quit his job and so on.
To tell the truth, I broke up with him about 5 months ago.
He's 5 years yonger than me. He graduated from university
in Nagoya,and decided to start new job in Osaka last spring.
After few months later, he got transferd to Nara.
He was really busy from then on. (He is still busy now)
He couldn't take a day off,and had to work overtime.
So it was so hard to keep relations between him and me
at that time.
But we still keep in touch by e-mail once in a while.

I wish I could help his matter. But I couldn't advice to him
easily... I hope to it turns out well!



I'm sorry for writing my poor English diary.
Thank you for reading.



241:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/29 18:35:24
>I am a warm-hearted, sweet and gentle girl. I am looking for a serious relationship with someone.
>I love dining out, listening music, chatting with my friends, watching movies, traveling etc.
>If I have someone special, I always try to respect him, and share things as much as I can.
>I like to enjoy his hobby with him if he wants me to share it. It is good to understand each other well,
>I think. If you like to have my pic, I will send it to you. Maybe that is good to understand me :)
>Look forward to hearing from you! Arigato!

まさに日本女性の鑑ですねーw
日頃日本語でも同じこと言ってますよねー?????
まさか女性専用車両なんか乗りませんよね??????????

242:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/29 18:39:51
>looking for someone who doesn't just have money, but sophisticated manners, intelligence and humour.
>...am I reaching for stars? (I don't think so!)

久々に大爆笑

243:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/29 21:18:47
レスアンカーの癖見ると、同じ人間がずっとスレ伸ばしてるのかここ。
おもしろいけど、まあ、病的な趣味だな。

244:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/30 03:44:10
>I am living in Tokyo and speak English , a little french.
>I am going to Paris in January for one month trip so I am looking for the person who I could having a good friendship there. I like walking , watching movie.
>I had been worked as a secretary here in Japan.
>I was living in Paris before a few years.
>I hope we could share many things.

牛馬のごとく働かされたのか…

245:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/30 18:31:00
>i hope to meet someone who is interested in japan.
>i like a guy who is down-to-earth, nice, and has a good sense of humour.
>if you are living/ have been to tokyo, it would be nice.
>i like both cities and country.

Both what? Who? Where? When?

246:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/12/31 03:26:21
>i am a japanese woman.
>i want to speak english.
>but, you can see that my english is poor.
>however i can understand basic english.
>if you are intrasting for japanese and japan, let' have a chat.

intrastingかよw
リーチ一発ツモ裏ドラで満貫ってところか?

247:番外編
07/12/31 03:29:40
>I am studying in Japan and would like to meet Japanese language partners!
>Living in Tokyo is very difficult so please be my friend.
>I can speak Japanese and I can teach you English.
>Thank you for reading my profile.

サクラ乙

248:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/01/01 05:38:20
>I hope find person same as me.
>Be endowed with a progressive spirit.. Be smart and sincere heart
>I want you have some fashion knowledge and you can talking about that with me.
>I hope you can jazzy groove enjoy with me.
>I hope a journey and success in life together...

ロハで機械の体をもらおうとするとこうなるんだねメーテル

249:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/01/01 20:41:38
>Bonjour! I am Japanese girl living in Japan.
>I finished master course last year and began to work.
>Now I am learning French because I love Paris.
>Especially I love museum in paris, I have been there 4 times.

おいおい仏蘭西語でも複数形はmuséesだろ?www


250:番外編
08/01/09 01:00:10
>Hello!
>First of all, I wish to name the name.
>My name is Uliya.
>I the formed and cheerful woman.
>t will be very good, if you can see my photo.
>It will be more the best way to judge my appearance.
>I have some photos, and I shall be glad to send them to you.
>My e-mail it: ulobovikova(at)yahoo(dot)com, on which I with impatience wait for your letter.

白人はおろか土人も釣れねえぞ機械翻訳サクラ野郎wwwwwwwwww

251:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/02/19 17:40:31
結婚紹介会社が営業停止 年間6~12人紹介のはずが1人も紹介されないスイーツも
スレリンク(news板)

結婚紹介6か月停止、東京・港区の会社が登録者数偽る

東京都は19日、結婚紹介会社「デスティナ・ジャパン」(東京都港区)が、
紹介できる欧米人男性などを実際の登録者より多く偽って勧誘したとして、
特定商取引法に基づき、新規契約や勧誘などの業務を6か月停止するよう命じた。

結婚紹介会社が業務停止命令を受けたのは全国で初めて。

都によると、同社は2006~07年にかけ、年収600万円以上の欧米人の男性を
紹介するなどとして、入会金60万~140万円で日本人の女性会員を募集。この際、
同社は、1000人の男性会員がいるので、女性1人あたり、年間6~12人を紹介
できると説明していた。しかし、実際に紹介できる男性会員は極めて少なく、1人も
紹介しなかったケースも多かったという。さらに、1人も紹介されなかった女性会員が
解約を申し込んでも、ほとんど返金されない仕組みになっているとしている。

同社は04年ごろから、未婚女性をテーマにしたテレビ番組や雑誌などで繰り返し
取り上げられるようになり、現在は約1500人の女性会員がいるという。

つづき
URLリンク(www.yomiuri.co.jp)

252:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/02/19 18:31:18
>243
亀レススマソ。
本当だ。キモいな、こいつ。ストーカータイプだね。

253:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/02/19 19:00:46
m9(^Д^)スイーツ(笑)プギャーーーッ

254:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/02/20 02:01:46
真面目な話、一部人のの不良行為によって日本女性すべての品位が下げられてしまっています。

255:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/02/20 03:03:26
説得力がありますこと

256:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/12 01:08:51
>女性 27 歳
>結婚歴: 離婚

>It came to Japan and what 10 year came. Personal computer development relation work is done.

>A pen pal / hobby friend, an English-conversation training partner, the training partner of a foreign language,
>a lighthearted date partner, the partner that associates earnestly, a marriage partner, the partner who talks about a travel, and a travel friend

>希望する相手について

>身長: 175.0 ~ 183.0 cm
>言語: 英語
>収入: 2000万円以上

257:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/12 01:14:24
>女性 33 歳

>I'm looking for my Prince

>I'm openminded person and attractive person, I hope I can find the greates guy in this world!!!!! I like to do dance, travel, go to nice restaurant, go to see movie though.
>I've been lived in the US and Australia. I would love to live in overseas in my future. And I'm looking for a guy who is never married, no kids and living in Japan. I don't want to do long distance relationship. I hated it.

>希望する相手について

>言語: 英語
>人種背景: 白人, アジア系, ヒスパニック系, ラテン系, 地中海系, 混血
>宗教的背景: キリスト教


258:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/12 15:58:10
>I am a girl who is interested in Foreign countries. I love communicating in english. I love talking to my friends, watching TV, DVD, playing piano.
>I am workholic, it's been hard to meet someone. I wanna meet someone who is very gentlyman. I am educated and funny.
>I want someone who is serious about life, job, and marriage.

>希望する相手について

>身長: 177.0 ~ 190.0 cm
>言語: 英語
>人種背景: 白人, ヒスパニック系, ラテン系, 混血

259:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/12 16:02:58
>女性 33 歳

>I am a Japanese female, living in Tokyo. My friends would describe me as someone who is a cheerful, friendly and fun-loving person.
>My interests are so many; going to the movies, going to nice restraints, reading books, baking sweets, doing sports (golf, yoga, skiing...) and so on.
>I would be really happy, if I have found a guy to be friends with.

>希望する相手について

>身長: 173.0 ~ 200.0 cm
>言語: 英語, 日本語
>人種背景: 白人, アジア系, その他, ラテン系, 地中海系, 混血
>収入: 800万~900万円台, 1000万円台, 2000万円以上


260:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/12 20:46:53
>女性 29 歳

>I am japanese. I cant speak english well.
>but I want to make not japanese new friend. can you use easy english for me?
>maybe i will use broken english , i am sorry.
>my work is este and massage. I think i am kind parson.
>I like love story movie.
>anyway please tell me about yourself.
>I am looking forward to it .

>希望する相手について

>身長: 170.0 ~ 185.0 cm
>言語: 英語, 日本語, 韓国語
>人種背景: 白人, ラテン系, 地中海系
>収入: 600万~700万円台, 800万~900万円台, 1000万円台, 2000万円以上

261:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/12 20:49:50
>女性 22 歳

>seeks grman boyfriend and friends. i love germany very much and am interest in german guy...
>into gothic rock, opera, classic ballet.i am a japanese gothic female. i am interest in psycolosy.
>so i can think many diffrence ways and can read human minds, i am interest in tauma, killer mind, witch magic, vampire

>希望する相手について

>身長: 152.4 ~ 210.8 cm
>言語: 英語, ドイツ語, 日本語
>人種背景: 白人

262:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/16 01:57:01
>Love and peach☆
>Let's talk with me :-)

>女性 28 歳

>i like to watch movie and listen to music.bcz i want to relax...
>sometimes i go trip. i love beach and paris very very much. try to go other country!
>i can speak english but sorry my english is still poor...but i try to study more.

>if i like you i can cook for u and give u my smile :-))

>希望する相手について

>身長: 178.0 ~ 190.0 cm
>言語: 英語, フランス語, 日本語
>人種背景: 白人
>収入: 1000万円台

久々のホームラン級w

263:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/16 02:00:53
>女性 30 歳

>I have been looking for someone special but not easy to find indeed, so I am here to look for Funny, sometimes like to be crazy, friendly, tall, confident etc...
>Please ask me any question. I don't know whether this is better way to find someone special;... BUt at this moment, I am very busy so I want to try this site.

>希望する相手について

>身長: 176.0 ~ 200.0 cm
>言語: フランス語, ドイツ語, イタリア語
>人種背景: 白人, ラテン系
>収入: 800万~900万円台, 1000万円台, 2000万円以上

ラテン系の意味が分かっていない模様

264:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/16 02:04:50
>I'm seek for nice guy.My interesting things is kanue sking, hiking, waterbike ,movie, traveli skiing, dancing, drinking, listning musi

>女性 28 歳

>I want to meet someone are intereted in me.I'm open mind, easyging, curious, seriou, honest, active woman.
>I hope I an meet someone who are like me, and mach me.from fisrst we start friends, and meet, contact ,and talk ,after we become more.

>希望する相手について

>身長: 173.0 ~ 212.0 cm
>言語: 英語
>人種背景: 白人, その他

265:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/18 01:07:45
>女性 32 歳

>I'm fun, kind and friendly Japanese female. Love music, watching movie, traveling and going to museum. I'd like to improve my english skill and make friends.
>Usually I'm working hard on weekday but I spend time with friend and relax for myself on my day-off.
>Important things are taking care of yourself and me, enjoy together and communication. Let's start email first and then know each other!

266:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/18 03:31:31
>I'm looking for someone who love me.LOL

>I like to study other languages...now I can speak English and spanish a little...
                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>I would like to sutudy abroad, and visit All countries.
>and someday i wanna live abroad.

>every week end, I enjoy lisning to music and reading books.
>sometime go to cine with my friends.

Nice joke.

267:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/19 17:21:37
このスレに掲載されている馬鹿女らは
とっとと日本から消えればいいのに。

268:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/22 00:41:51
>女性 32
>I am working at the TV station in Japan. I see the movie on holiday, and go to the park to walk. I like music of various genres from Madonna to JAZZ and Housemusic. It is interested in the United States that is the entertainment country very much.

>but!! I cannot speak English.

>Please teach the United States.!!

TBSだろwwww
わざと誤訳してるのかwwwww

269:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/22 00:45:12
>hello!
>Im XXXX.
>Im tall as japanese, blak hair, brown eyes, and27years old!I

>Im looking for someone has big heart ,good understanding for our cultuer and calm, older than me.

>I like travering very much!

>I like spend a time with someone I love on the beach...romantic resort or anywhere just you and me...with silence.

270:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/23 01:49:54
>女性 25 歳
>職業: 学生
>年収: 2000万円以上
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>I am an enthusiatic girl and I just want a friend who can talk with me and share my happiness and sadness.
>Meanwhile, I am girl who enjoy sports, so I want a friend who can do sports together with me.
>I also want to improve my English, so if you can speak english fluently, to be your friend will be my honour. Thank you.

LD?AS?ADHD?

271:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/24 01:16:10
>女性 27 歳

>Hell world!

>like being natural, love arts and music, love travelling, love jazz, wanna be nice to others,
>wanna smile all the time if I can, tend to think too much
>like being by myself, but love being with someone close much more

地獄に生まれし者は地獄に帰れ

272:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/25 00:09:07
>女性 30 歳

>Friends think about me: random, cute, romantist and positive but sometimes serious.

ロマンチストは和製英語

273:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/25 00:15:35
>女性 32 歳

>A tall woman with long legs wants a drink in Central Tokyo

>Looking for a well educated single man for a drink date in central Tokyo.
>If you're fun, I'll appreciate it!

>I'm the type of person who works hard and play hard.
>I like my work while loving going out and enjoy activities with friends, working out, and sleeping and eating. I'm down to the earth. Very healthy. I like to laugh too.

笑われる側だと気づけw

274:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/25 00:19:15
>女性 33 歳

>Hi, I'm a cheerful, happy person who enjoys my life every day doing excersice, taking my big dog out for a walk to have testy cafe latte/extra hot! at starbucks in my neighborhood.
>I love working, meeting my friends to chatch up, and traveling. Traveling all over the world is my lifetime task, and I have been visited 17 countries so far. My next destination is to go to Toscany, Italy!

これ以上日本の恥を晒さないでくれ

275:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/25 16:23:04
>女性 26 歳

>I live in Japan since 1982.
>I want to find out my lover.
>Please send your message for me!

なんであんたの代わりに送らなきゃならん?

276:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/03/25 16:29:48
>女性 31 歳

>Well, I like western guys. prefer like Prince William. and big smile, funny, intelligent, caring me.
>I had western BF but they were gone to thier country or we didnt clicked.
>So, I 'm looking for a BF who is caring me alot loving me alot.

プリンス・ジョナ・クヒオ大佐で我慢しろw

277:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/05/11 12:11:02
女性 28 歳

live and work in Tokyo, 28 yo woman seeking friends who share the time and fun. If you interested in, give me e-mail.
I like to know about Europe, US. Now I'm studying English, Italian, so if you can speak these, please let me know!

希望する相手について

身長: 180.0 ~ 190.0 cm
言語: 英語, イタリア語, 日本語

278:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/05/11 12:14:41
女性 29 歳

私は日本在住の日本人です。外国籍(日本から見て)の方と出合いたいと思い登録しま した。
(日本在住でも外国在住でもOKです)・・かと言っても英語に自信がある訳 ではないので、多少、日本語の分かる方にお返事をいただければうれしいです。
もし くは外国在住の日本人の方にもお返事をいただければ嬉しいです。
日本では知りえな い事をいろいろ教えていただきたいと思います。
かわりに日本の情報をお知らせしま す!宜しくお願いします。

279:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/05/11 22:00:17
腹痛いほどワロタ

280:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/05/13 10:43:03
女性 23 歳

Hi!
I live in tokyo from when i was born.
the last spring i graduated univ.
I hope to meet nice man here.

281:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/05/13 16:58:11
>the last spring i graduated univ.
大学にあやまれ。東京にもあやまれ!!!

282:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/05/14 17:01:48
女性 29 歳

私は日本に住む女の子です。
外国の文化に興味があります。
外国人のお友達が 欲しいのですが、あまり外国語ができません。
なので、日本語ができる人だと嬉 しいです!
日本に住んでいる人でも、外国に住んでいる人でもかまいません。
どこの国の人でもかまいませんが、特にヨーロッパに興味があります。

283:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/05/14 17:08:05
>>281
東京ホロン部のか、おもろw

284:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/05/19 18:38:46
女性 24 歳

I'm looking for new friends and also love. i like persons who is funny, kind, gentle and serious.
my hobby is talking with some friends, having dinner and travelings.
i hope we can be good relasionships with always smile^^

希望する相手について

身長: 173.0 ~ 205.0 cm
言語: 英語, イタリア語
人種背景: 白人, ラテン系
収入: 1000万円台

285:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/05/21 11:32:33
女性 24 歳

My name is XXXX. I live in Tokyo. My work presses it in an apparel company.

I travel together and want to challenge a new thing. I can respect a partner, and it wants to be the relations that can improve.
I want to meet a nice person.

bye,

286:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/06/06 18:54:01
女性 18 歳

外国の方とお付き合いしたいと思っています!

英語での会話もできるようにな りたいです!!

カトリックの人、清潔な人、背が高い人

できれ ば、血液型がAB型の人

287:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/06/11 02:41:17
女性 26 歳

This naughty angel is looking for angel-like playmates to share pleasure of classical music, fine art or any other sensual, mysterious, beautiful experiments...I hope my mates will have ecstatic and gentle mind...

希望する相手について
身長: 173.0 ~ 210.0 cm
収入: 1000万円台

288:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/06/11 11:02:16
女性 18 歳

外国人の方と知り合いたくて登録しました。まずはメールから、デート、そしてお互い 好きになれればお付き合いと考えています♪
それから外人さんと結婚して幸せな家庭 を持つのが私の夢です(*´д`*)
英語は話せませんが・・・日本語を話せる方が いましたら嬉しいです(^-^)
人間的にもまだまだ未熟ですが・・・・少しでも興 味を持っていただければ、どうぞお気軽にメール下さい!洋楽・洋画が大好きですo ┤*´ε`*├o!

289:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/10/12 08:03:24
途中から間違い探しをしてみた。見落としていたらスマソ...

>>256 years
>>257 Prince./open minded/greatest/restaurants/movies/a guy,who
>>258 English/workaholic/gently man/wanna△
>>260 Japanese/can't/but~friend△/Can/English/Maybe/I/English/I/My
   /este×/movies/Anyway
>>261 seeks/german/I/Germany/a german/I/Japanese/I/psychology/So/
   difference/I/Tauma
>>262 I/movies/because I/I go to trip./I/beaches/
    very very much×veryだけ/Try to go to/I/English/poor...,/
    but×イラネ/If I/you i×誤文法/u×素直にyou
>>263 looking for△(=seek、search)/ funny etc...,/a better way/But/busy,
>>264 seeking/kanue×/skiing/water bike/travel/listening music/  
   interested/easygoing/serious/I an×誤文法/From first/meet×
>>265 movies/museums/English/weekday,/friends
>>266 Spanish/study/I wanna×(would like toの後なのに...)/
   Every weekend/listening/Sometime/cine×

290:名無しさん@英語勉強中
08/10/12 08:04:04
>>268 House music/ But/ States!
>>269 Japanese,black/culture/traveling/like to/spend
>>270 an enthusiastic girl,/speak with/a girl
>>271 Hell world!× 地獄!(Hell world!like being natural,地獄の申し子?)/
   Like/Wanna/much./Like/more.
>>272 Friends think about me:randam,不自然な文法/romantist和製英語
>>273 Tokyo./I'm looking for/I'm down~too.×正down-to-earth/△Very~.
>>274 前半キツイexercise/Starbucks/taking~neighborhood.×誤文法/catch up
>>275 I'm looking for the right man.If you are interested, please email me.
>>276 prefer/their/country,/didnt clicked×誤文法/a lot/a lot
>>277 Live/are interested,
>>280 Tokyo/I/The/I graduated from Univ./a nice men
>>284 I/My/traveling/I/relationships


291:名無しさん@英語勉強中
09/02/05 13:06:35
保守

292:名無しさん@英語勉強中
09/02/18 04:25:51
ま、この手のヲンナはPINよか高級、だけど英語は負け、てなフクザツ痔レンマに日夜悶えてんだろな。
上司(×壱)は売りピーナの営業丸出しローマ字メール(怪しい日本語)にデロデロ。
「BOKU WA ITUMO KIMI NO KOKORO TO ITTYONI ITAI」なんざ人に返信手伝わせて(注:操作が分からない)WW
おめぇがいっちゃん「イタイ」っての!!W(上記は、言われた通りに打ってやった)
人害=白/黒蓋の「ユーアーヴェリナイスガール!」に浮かれてせいぜいぶったくられるのがお似合いです罠。

293:名無しさん@英語勉強中
09/02/18 13:37:44
けっこう面白いじゃん

バカ女も、それをひたすら抜き出してあげつらう>>1
暇つぶしに読むには良いよ


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