07/04/15 21:40:05
hi everyone.
i'm japanese.
i'm not good at english.
are you hungry?
3:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 21:47:31
thank you for writing.
i am not good at english too.
i'm not so hungly..
i have just eaten okonomiyaki.
but i must be hungry a few hour later.
how about you?
4:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 21:52:08
thank you for writing.
i'm japanese and not good at english too!
i'm not so hugry,because i have just eaten okonomiyaki.
but i must be hungy a few hour later.
how about you?
and how old are you?
5:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 21:54:07
i'm hungry, but i can't eat anything.
because i'm on a diet.
by the way, i'm a student.
i don't like school.
i'm depressed.
what do you do?
6:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:06:09
I am not full. So I want to eat you.
7:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:07:06
このくだらなさはネタなのかww
8:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:10:30
I am hungry. so I want to defecate.
9:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:11:09
>>6
Please don't eat me!
10:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:11:29
My diarrhea is awful.
11:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:13:06
why do you study english?
i want to travel abroad and use english in business.
but now i don't have any job.
give me job!!
12:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:16:34
Please input "sage" to the e-mail column.
13:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:16:51
I'm also a student.
I had a two months spring vacation from February but school life started again.
Class has started already and I'm going from tuesday.
Until then, I must decide what class of this semester I will take.
I don't want to go to scool and I want to be at home like this.
14:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:17:58
Are you a woman or man??
15:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:19:32
確実に荒らされるので、sage進行願います
16:13
07/04/15 22:23:24
Are you asking me? I am a man.
17:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:26:43
I am not interested in a man.
18:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:28:17
Is <<16 hungry?
19:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:29:11
No, I'm not hungry
20:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:33:50
I think that we should do this story by beginner's chat.
Because it is foolish.
21:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:34:55
I am hungry. but I cannot eat anyting.
Because my company went bankrupt.
Give me chocolate.
I don't like this society.
I'm depressed.
22:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:39:50
私はお腹空いてます。だから食べ物をください。
この程度の文は見てると悲しくなるよw
23:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:43:02
>>22
Why are you so sad? Don't you think this is a fruitful chat?
24:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:45:55
>>23
Please input "sage" to the e-mail column.
Have you ever took a TOEIC exam?
25:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:48:07
My constipation is dreadful.
26:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 22:55:00
This is very foolish...
It is very boring now. so I'd like to go to "IMEKURA".
Let's go to IMEKURA with me!
27:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 23:34:17
>>24
What happens if I write "sage" in the email column?
What is "sage"? I looked up my dictionary for this word, but the description didn't make sense:
A sage is wise man. You mean you are wise?
28:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 23:41:42
>>27
Are you 2ch beginner?
29:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 23:43:00
Hello. Nice to meet you.
My name is Kazuhiro. Please call me Kazu.
I'm from Japan. I like soccer very much.
I play it every day.
I'm learning English, so please be my friend.
30:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 23:49:31
>>28
Yes, I am a beginner. So please teach me tenderly.
31:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 23:58:05
>>29
According to your name... I guess you are a guy. I am only interested in young girl. I don't know the secret of female body, yet. So I wanna get laid with a young girl. Does enybody teach me what a young girl's body is?
32:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/15 23:58:11
通常書き込むとスレッドは一番上に上がる。
でもe-mail欄にsageを入れると書き込んでもスレッドが一番上にあがらない。
上がらない=注目度低いって事。注目度が高いとバカにするような連中が現れるから
sageを入れておくのがよいと思う。
33:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 00:00:09
Shall we go to "IMEKURA" with me?
34:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 00:00:30
>>32
Thanks.
35:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 00:16:22
i'm afraid of sleeping, because when i wake up i have to go to school.
36:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 00:19:03
>>22
you don't have to be sad.
we often use "i'm hungry".
37:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 00:20:30
I'm afraid of sleeping because when I wake up I will find the result of the TOEIC exam I took on Mar.25. on the web.
38:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 00:22:20
i hate my teacher.
if i were a bird i will kill him.
it's an american joke!!!
39:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 00:23:11
i'm really hungry, so i'll go to bed.
see you tomorrow.
40:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 00:29:24
I..am...sleeeeeeeeeepy no..w. See.. ya... tomo..rrow, or... is ...it to...day?
41:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 00:40:11
I'm fucking afraid of fuking sleeping because I'll wake up to find my freaking ugly girlfriend fucking next to me.
42:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 01:45:14
why don't you breake up with her?
i dont sleepy..
43:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 01:51:28
>i dont sleepy..
I'm not sleepy.
or
I don't feel sleepy.
44:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 01:57:00
thank you
45:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 02:29:55
I like a penis.
46:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 02:36:38
I have a friend who has a very big penis. So, I want him penis.
47:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/16 02:37:40
>>38
通報しました
48:□ お約束 (ローカルルール)
07/04/16 21:20:03
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□ 投稿する前によく読みましょう-「2ちゃんねる初心者のためのページ」も参考にしてください。
▽新規スレッドを立てる前に、重複スレッドがないか、「スレッド一覧」でご確認しましょう。
・検索方法は、ブラウザの「Ctrl + F」(Windows)・「コマンド゙ + F」(Mac)。
▽推奨スレッド
・ENGLISH板で迷ったら→英語板総合案内Map
・英語に関する単発の質問→スレッド立てるまでもない質問スレッド
□ お約束 (ローカルルール)
▽書き込む前に「2ちゃんねるガイド」を読み、2ちゃんねるのルールを確認しましょう。
▽「単発的な質問」や「既存のスレッドと似た内容」で新規スレッドを立てるのはやめよう。
・検索や過去ログを活用してね。
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49:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/18 19:45:43
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50:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/21 00:09:39
i am tired.
i have a headache.
i am going to meet my girl friend tomorrow.
i want to eat YAKINIKU.
i love YAKINIKU.
51:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/21 02:41:38
what happens if you stink with garlic smell ?
52:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/21 05:54:31
文字読めねーのか?
ここには書き込むなよ。
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53:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/21 13:44:10
初心者同士って読めないんだな
住み分けしてるんだろうに
54:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/22 01:14:14
i ate YAKINIKU yesterday.
it was very tasty.
but i realized that i was being a pig.
i have decided to go on a diet.
55:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/24 00:41:01
i am a man.
i like a dog.
see you tomorrow!!
56:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/26 01:26:47
>>54
Ihad yakiniku too.
57:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/26 02:19:34
○肉○食
Fill in the two circle with chinese character
58:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/26 02:20:19
What's a KUSOSURE!
59:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/26 04:39:37
>>52 is too noisy.
60:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/26 08:31:07
Yeah,I agree with you.
52 is such a dork that he'll never understand our (English beginners) feelings.
I'm very happy to find out such a nice place for me.
61:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/26 17:42:25
なんだこのゴミスレw
62:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/26 21:20:41
>>61
Go out!
63:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/26 23:12:29
omg >>64 is no more
i need the airstrike!
64:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/26 23:57:33
とんでもない糞スレだなw
65:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/27 03:57:20
>>64
Get out!!!
66:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/27 20:09:59
stop the fuckin respawn killing!
67:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/27 20:41:39
>>66
意味わかんないよw
68:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/27 20:42:17
>>65
Commit suicide.
69:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/27 23:01:25
hi!
i am going to date with my girlfriend tomorrow.
i will go shopping.
i want to buy t-shirt.
i haven't studied English for a week.
i have to study English harder.
70:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/27 23:32:25
wash your cock carefully
71:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/27 23:52:04
Why? my girlfriend likes smelly one.
72:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 00:09:10
Phimosis is bad, you need hard exercise to make your cock zurumuke.
73:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 00:31:42
Hard exercise? like what?
74:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 02:55:26
hard exercise is masturbation, isn't it?
i did masturbation too many times when i was 7 or 8.
so my cock got zurumuke when i was 9.
but i was ashamed that i got zurumuke in my pupil period........
75:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 03:35:50
Didn't your friends make fun of your zurumuke?
I was also ashamed of zurumuke when I was a child.
On the whole,you can't understand the value of zurumuke when you are young.
76:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 04:10:13
God Bless The Zurumuke Pupils In Japan.
May The Force Be With You.
77:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 09:57:40
By the way,how do you say "chinkasu"in English?
78:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 10:28:59
>>77
Penis Dust
79:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 10:45:07
糞スレ上げるな
80:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 10:52:58
>>79
You must speak English here even if you cannot.
Right?
81:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 10:53:53
Really? Can I believe you ?
THen If I translate the following Japanese phrase to English,
Can I surely make myself understood?
The Japanese phrase is as follows: ima chinkasu no nioiwo kaideiru tokoroda.
I'm smelling my penis dust now. humm...aroma!!
82:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 11:24:26
ペニスダストなわけねーだろww
83:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 12:08:34
ゴミスレだから気にするなw
84:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 12:12:08
This thread's people are one fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
85:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 12:14:16
Penis dust? It's called cum or semen in America.
86:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 12:36:48
But I think it doesn't include the meaning of "kasu"
87:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 14:08:30
>>80 I spitted to laugh.
88:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/28 23:37:23
空気中の二酸化炭素濃度の上昇は地球温暖化を進め、そのせいで北極と南極
の氷がとける、すると海面が上昇し、ツバル共和国の国土は海に沈んでしまう。
以上を英訳せよ
89:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/29 01:18:43
i'm really hugry, but i cannot eat anything.
because i am on a diet.
i will sleep.
90:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/29 02:01:46
You know, 2channeler are alive.
They eat, sleep, pee and poop just like you.
They are not like dusts.
You have to take good care of them.
I don't think you are old enough to do that.
91:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/29 02:54:40
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92:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/29 02:57:20
i don't know why you are in this boring thread wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
93:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/29 08:49:52
ゴミ共は2ch使わずに、まず勉強しろよって言いたい。
94:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/29 10:25:30
Can I push my dick into your anal?
Thanks!!
95:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/29 10:42:49
My anus is full of shit.
Please do as you like if you don't mind it.
96:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/29 11:49:56
アトポス死ね
97:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/29 20:55:58
What are you going to do during GW ?
98:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/29 21:03:54
only masturbation.
But maybe I do a stalking of a favorite idol.
99:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/29 23:24:57
I'm going to visit your rabbit hutch.
100:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/04/29 23:30:28
i don't have a plan in GW.
i have to look for a job.
i am a senior student.
but i am stupid.
i don't like people.
i don't want to work.
but i know i have to work.
101:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/01 19:21:06
Please talk to me your dream.
102:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/01 20:05:13
My dream is to be a woman. I've been thinking that I have a penis
below my belly, but I should be being as a girl.
At first I will begin to take female hormone. Second, I should go
Thailand in order to undergo a trans-sexual surgery.
Bye-bye, my ugly meat stick and balls.
Welcome two puffy breasts.
103:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/01 20:48:06
I am a pen.
thank you.
104:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/01 21:52:19
I like a girl who has a penis, so I like >>102.
I need >>102. I want >>102. Please do blowjob.
105:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/01 21:57:40
what y0u want???
it was nice idea,but that is a kind
of_____so you understand n0w??
what i want to kn0w....
106:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/01 22:22:05
>>105
Please show me your masturbation!!!
107:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/02 07:55:44
>>102
Oh! what a wonderful dream!
108:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/02 09:14:28
↑お前意味わかってレスしてるか?
109:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/02 10:02:30
>>108
Yes! of course!
110:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/02 10:05:00
>>109
Show me your masturbation.
111:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/02 10:31:43
ほんとつまらんスレだな。
112:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/02 12:05:34
>>111
Could you tell us the interesting story?
113:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/02 17:50:37
>>102
If your dream come true,please let me be your first man.
My meay stick and balls would surely fit into your new-born hole made in Thailand.
114:113
07/05/02 18:06:45
>>111
If this thread would be boring,it must be because of you.
115:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/02 20:24:31
I want to be a Nurupo.
116:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/02 21:11:30
>>115
Guts
117:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/03 04:03:06
In fact, I am NEET. None education, enploiment, teaching.
But to get having any money, I have to wark in the feature...
I question to you what should I do to having wark. To put on a job
what must I do?
I have without any idea for this problem. My good points is,
1. having the ability to cominucate by high level English
2. having lots of mastle power. I was played jujitsu.
3. having highly sharp and smart way of thinking. Graduated from
famous university(rational division)
4. having good face so that any girls won't leave me alone.
5. having smily smile with inteligence
Please teach me how to earn money!
118:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/03 08:15:34
I have a humongous penis. Please lick my dick for ultimate pleasure. Japanese penis is small yes?
119:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/03 18:51:57
First,I came up with a fraud as a job for you.
But it might not be a. good idea because you're very poor at telling lies
120:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/03 19:54:47
>>119
Do blowjob.
121:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/03 21:27:12
Your bamboo flute doesn't make good sound.
122:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 00:28:09
Do you like a nurupo?
123:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 02:07:32
gattu
124:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 02:30:09
You usually spell "nurupo" like "nullpo". It is from the term of the
programming language Java, "null pointer exception."
125:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 03:11:28
Shut the fuck up, dude.
126:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 03:30:40
When someone spells "nurupo" (or sometimes "nullpo"),
it is considered to courtesy in 2ch that you respond "gut" to it.
127:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 03:43:39
>>126 was run over by a truck and left on the road with his guts all over.
128:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:55:31
>>127
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
129:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:55:32
>>127
i am vipper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
130:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:55:34
>>127
日本語でおk
131:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:55:40
>>127
日本語でおk
132:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:55:46
>>127
unkooooooooooooooooooooo
133:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:55:47
>>127
Fuck off
134:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:55:51
>>127
It is penis.
135:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:55:55
>>127
日本語でおk
136:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:55:56
>>127
日本語でおk
137:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:55:58
>>127
その理屈はおかしい
138:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:56:03
>>127
うぜえw
139:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:56:03
>>127
nanntekottai
140:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:56:05
>>127
日本語使えよ
141:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:56:09
>>127
日本語でおk
142:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:56:19
>>127 fuck
_,,..,,,,_
/ ,' 3 `ヽーっ
l ⊃ ⌒_つ
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143:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:56:33
>>127
See you
144:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:57:00
>>127
nihonngowakarimasuka?
145:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:57:03
>>127
グッドモーニン
146:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:57:11
>>127
そうは思わない
147:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:57:13
>>127
NO!!!
148:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:57:24
>>127
きんもーーーーーーーーーっ☆何?そのスワヒリ語wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
149:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 06:57:56
>>127
そんな文法外人に使ったら笑われるぞwwwwwww
150:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 08:42:58
Au pays de Candy,
comme dans tous les pays
On s'amuse on pleure on rit
Il y a des mechants et des gentils
Et pour sortir des moments difficiles
Avoir des amis c'est tres utile
Un peu d'astuce, d'espieglerie,
c'est la vie de Candy
Mais elle reve et elle imagine
tous les soirs en s'endormant
que le petit prince des collines
vient lui parler doucement
Pour chasser, sa tristesse,
Elle cherche la tendresse,
Taquine et coquine
Toujours jolie
C'est Candy Candy
151:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 13:52:20
>>126 was run over by a truck and left on the road with his guts all over.
152:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 19:38:24
afer that,his guts were almost being eaten by a vulture.
But his guts were so "yuck!" that even a vulture couldn't devour it.
a short time ago when the bird flew away,a hyena turned up at the site.
153:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 20:00:13
The hyena noticed that there were something repulsive on the road.
So he cautiously came up to it,but he had hardly approached a half way
when it began to smell like a rotten fish.
154:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 20:12:17
As soon as he breathed in the stench,he almost went off into a faint.
So all he could do was running away from it with his tail between his legs.
155:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 20:13:11
i want to disappear.
156:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 20:32:01
>>149
URLリンク(www.google.co.jp)
付帯状況のwithじゃボケ
157:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 21:00:36
You'd better ignore him because he is just a troll
158:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 22:25:17
I like to troll in a kusosure as lots of jerks respond.
159:122
07/05/04 23:36:36
Thank you! Nullpo!
160:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/04 23:47:13
A: Is this a door?
B: No,it is not. It is a window.
A: How are you?
B:I'm fine thank you and you?
161:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/05 07:08:09
--------------똥 스레 종료--------------
162:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/05 08:53:49
A Is this a door?
B No, it is not. It is a window.
Can't you know a door from a window?
How stupid you are!
A How are you?
B I'm fine thank you and you?
Oh! you look pale.you must have drunk too mush last night.
How many times have I told you not to overdrink?
How stupid you are!
163:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/05 09:44:17
A hummm...It looks so strange for a door.
Could I possibly ask you if this is a door?
B No,it is not. It is a window.
A I've been wonding all the time whether you be fine or not.
B I'm fine thank you and you?
164:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/05 09:54:32
I started getting really nervous about ending GW.
How about you?
165:名無しさん@英語勉強中
07/05/05 10:09:06
Me? I have a job which has nothing to do with GW.
That means I have to work almost every day.
What makes you so nervous?
I wonder if you're suffering from so-called"May disease (gogatu byo) or something.